08-20-2007, 05:26 PM | #23461 |
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I think they have to be in jail, that way I would get their full attention, and be able to impress upon them whatever my plan requires. Plus, just in case something goes wrong, it's best that they're locked up, lol.
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08-20-2007, 06:26 PM | #23462 |
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Ah.
Please bear in mind that once released from it's bottle, a genie is most reluctant to go back inside. Also remember that "accomplice" is often synonymous with "witness for the prosecution".
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08-20-2007, 07:07 PM | #23463 |
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08-21-2007, 02:35 AM | #23464 | |
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(FYI, in case there's any confusion, I'm only kidding around. I'm sure you're just humouring me, but I did get a semi-serious vibe from that last post. ) I don't have time for a pen-pal right now anyway, I have to locate my figure skater first!
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08-21-2007, 03:35 AM | #23465 |
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DIE, THREAD™!
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08-21-2007, 06:31 AM | #23466 | ||
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08-21-2007, 06:54 AM | #23467 |
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I didn't kill anyone or do ANYTHING wrong, honest.
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08-21-2007, 07:07 AM | #23468 | ||
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Also, one very good benefit of dating someone on a work-release program is that you never have to worry about where they are at night. A figure skater? Well, if that's your type...
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08-21-2007, 07:11 AM | #23469 | |
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Hehe, ain't it fun!?
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I haven't been ice skating in years, hopefully when I find my figure skater he'll take me, I always found it enjoyable.
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Strangely I have a habit of being attracted to guys who don't really fit what I would consider my type. I like a guy with a slightly muscular build, like a gymnast, or a swimmer, but I always seem to end up with these stick thin guys. I do find figure skaters rather enchanting though, they're slender, toned, and graceful, it's quite mesmerising.
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08-21-2007, 08:15 AM | #23471 |
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Whatever.
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08-21-2007, 09:24 AM | #23472 |
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This is for you, Jatsie:
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08-21-2007, 09:28 AM | #23473 |
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Squinky, you rock me like a hurricane.
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08-21-2007, 09:31 AM | #23474 |
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Or this one.....
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08-21-2007, 09:34 AM | #23475 |
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That looks suspiciously Photoshopped.
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08-21-2007, 09:40 AM | #23476 |
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No it's Evgeny Plushenko in a muscle costume performing to Tom Jones' Sexbomb if I'm not mistaken. Quite a show!
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08-21-2007, 09:47 AM | #23477 |
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Guys... the point of this thread is to kill it.
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08-21-2007, 09:57 AM | #23478 |
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No, "Thread Must Die" is a hypothesis, and we're disproving it.
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08-21-2007, 10:00 AM | #23479 |
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No. The word "must" does not imply another possibility. It will happen. And I will be responsible for its death.
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08-21-2007, 10:21 AM | #23480 |
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Yes, but "must" is just another way of saying "ought to", which implies the prescriptive rather than the descriptive. In other words, it is an opinion, not a fact. Sorry.
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