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Old 08-17-2008, 12:12 AM   #30721
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Old 08-17-2008, 03:59 AM   #30722
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:15 AM   #30723
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:49 AM   #30724
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Nipples are fun.
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Hmmm.
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Old 08-17-2008, 08:42 AM   #30726
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Heh.

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Old 08-17-2008, 09:26 AM   #30727
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Old 08-17-2008, 10:05 AM   #30728
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Phawloot.
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:19 PM   #30730
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:36 PM   #30731
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I'm watching a programme on designer vaginas. Despite being terrified by that piece of anatomy, I find the subject intriguing, and the show is just hilarious.
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Old 08-17-2008, 02:21 PM   #30732
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I'm watching a programme on designer vaginas. Despite being terrified by that piece of anatomy, I find the subject intriguing, and the show is just hilarious.
Sooo, you'd be terrified if I were to hit you over the head with this? NOT SAFE FOR WORK!



I guess this might be more to your liking. NOT EVEN THE *TINIEST* BIT SAFER FOR WORK (though I for some reason loven reading especially the "Variations" part at the very bottom of this one. *laughs* It makes me giggle. )


Yes, an extremly NSFW post today. For all you poor folks currently at work, go here instead for a more safe entry...with nasty, big, pointy teeth! ^__^



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Old 08-17-2008, 02:58 PM   #30733
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Nah, that's not graphic enough to scare me. What's a bit of wool between friends?

This documentary was scary though, this woman had the most disgustingly huge labia that I had ever seen, it looked like she had a pair of testicles hanging out of her anatomy. Thankfully a nice doctor cut them off. It was almost like a hernia the way so much stuff was just protruding out. *shudder*

I think I may have to go bleach my eyes now, and watch some gay porn to get back to normal. It was worth it for the giggles though, provided there's no long term mental scarring. If I have a nightmare about that tonight, then I'm suing Channel 4.
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Old 08-17-2008, 03:30 PM   #30734
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Nah, that's not graphic enough to scare me. What's a bit of wool between friends?

This documentary was scary though, this woman had the most disgustingly huge labia that I had ever seen, it looked like she had a pair of testicles hanging out of her anatomy. Thankfully a nice doctor cut them off. It was almost like a hernia the way so much stuff was just protruding out. *shudder*

I think I may have to go bleach my eyes now, and watch some gay porn to get back to normal. It was worth it for the giggles though, provided there's no long term mental scarring. If I have a nightmare about that tonight, then I'm suing Channel 4.

Soooo, it's okay if I make one for you for christmas, right?



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Old 08-17-2008, 04:06 PM   #30735
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Well, I can't say that it was top of my Christmas list, but a gift is always appreciated.
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Old 08-17-2008, 04:17 PM   #30736
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Maybe I'll crochet you a Fetus coinpurse instead.



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Old 08-17-2008, 05:41 PM   #30738
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That I would very much like indeed.

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Like, eww.


In other news, I made a complete ass of myself in front of a lot of people, so please excuse me while I slink off and kill myself quietly.

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Not before you give us details, you don't.
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