07-30-2007, 11:09 AM | #22421 | |
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This makes me think of the movie Rat Race.
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07-30-2007, 11:12 AM | #22422 |
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Hehe, that was a funny scene.
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07-30-2007, 11:31 AM | #22423 | |
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Now get back to the kitchen . |
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07-30-2007, 11:45 AM | #22424 | |
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Rule One: Men are always Wrong. Rule Two: Woman are always Right. In case a man should ever be right, please refer to Rules One and Two. -
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07-30-2007, 11:50 AM | #22425 |
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LOL! I was waiting for that remark.
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07-30-2007, 11:55 AM | #22426 |
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Of course, those rules only apply to men who rely on women for certain things.
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07-30-2007, 12:05 PM | #22427 | |
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I'm not sure if I should slap you, or really start spreading the rumour that you're not gay. -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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07-30-2007, 12:14 PM | #22428 |
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Why not both?
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07-30-2007, 01:04 PM | #22429 |
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I've decided to do a dramatic reading.
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07-30-2007, 01:15 PM | #22430 |
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Oh, Jatsie! I want your "certain things", and now!
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07-30-2007, 01:37 PM | #22431 |
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I'm not really the person to slap people. But I've already kicked someone in the crown jewels in this week. -
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07-30-2007, 01:39 PM | #22432 |
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Violent Jaz!
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07-30-2007, 01:40 PM | #22433 |
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My "certain things" belong to you, and only you, baby!
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07-30-2007, 01:42 PM | #22434 |
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No, no. You wrote that wrong. The accepted way of spelling that is Violent!Jaz. Just like Handsome!Tibsie. You take the attribute, put an exclamation mark at the end, and without a space add the name, you see. -
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07-30-2007, 01:44 PM | #22435 |
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My family jewels are of iron. Your mere foot did not hurt them.
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07-30-2007, 01:47 PM | #22436 |
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I'm going to be told that I'm fishing for compliments (I'm not ), but "Handsome!Tibsie" wouldn't be correct. Anyway, "Violent Jaz!" will do fine. Unless you want "Musik" added .
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07-30-2007, 02:02 PM | #22437 |
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An ode to fudge.
Fudge, I like you in my mouth, Fudge, your texture like velvet, Fudge, a sweetness I have never known, Fudge, in Devon you were made.
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07-30-2007, 02:03 PM | #22438 | |
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Oh, don't worry, you don't need to fish for compliments. It was freely given. And alright, you can call me "Violent Jaz!" then, as long as you accept the compliment I made you. -
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07-30-2007, 02:06 PM | #22439 |
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Well, of course my foot didn't hurt your family jewels. I was using my knee, after all. And considering that they are of iron, they felt rather soft and squishy. -
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07-30-2007, 02:08 PM | #22440 |
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Whatever.
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