What is your personal life philosophy? - Page 3

*Melanie68* · 11-09-2005, 01:04 PM

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. - Katherine Hepburn

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry - Anonymous

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-09-2005, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottstud

Well...yes, in a manner of speaking.
(I really tried to come up with a witty retort, but I was laughing too hard to think clearly.)

In other words, you spam for ham.

Lucien21 · 11-09-2005, 01:17 PM

"According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars" - Anon

"A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them" Ninon de Lenclos

Sage · 11-09-2005, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

In other words, you spam for ham.

Oh God, it just goes on and on...

Okay, since I tend to be drawn to the types that are built more for comfort than for speed, I suppose all these porcine analogies are apt. Call it a weakness.

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-09-2005, 01:42 PM

Oink.

*Melanie68* · 11-09-2005, 01:42 PM

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.- Will Rogers

Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em.- Ivan Turgenev

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.- Lord Byron

sorry, i'm having fun finding these

Lucien21 · 11-09-2005, 01:47 PM

"An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie.

"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-09-2005, 01:49 PM

"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid." - Dorothy Parker

*Melanie68* · 11-09-2005, 01:56 PM

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Crap, I can't answer the second one...

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-09-2005, 01:59 PM

"Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them."

"Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter."

- Dorothy Parker

I can quote Miss Parker all day. She's divine.

*Melanie68* · 11-09-2005, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I can quote Miss Parker all day. She's divine.

Intrepid Homoludens · 11-09-2005, 02:06 PM

This one is endearingly close to home for me:

"With the crown of thorns I wear, why should I worry about a little prick like you?" - Dorothy Parker

*sigh*

gillyruless · 11-09-2005, 02:34 PM

I also adore Dorothy Parker. From her short story, The Waltz,

What can you say, when a man asks you to dance with him? I most certainly will not dance with you, I'll see you in hell first. Why, thank you, I'd like to awfully, but I'm having labor pains. Oh, yes, do let's dance together--it's so nice to meet a man who isn't a scaredy-cat about catching my beri-beri. No. There was nothing for me to do, but say I'd adore to.

samIamsad · 11-09-2005, 02:38 PM

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

AND

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

End of story.

11-09-2005, 01:04 PM	#41
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. - Katherine Hepburn Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry - Anonymous Share Share this post on Twitter

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Lucien21 Psychonaut Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 5,114	"According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars" - Anon "A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them" Ninon de Lenclos Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

11-09-2005, 01:42 PM	#45
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11-09-2005, 01:42 PM	#46
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.- Will Rogers Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em.- Ivan Turgenev What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.- Lord Byron sorry, i'm having fun finding these Share Share this post on Twitter

11-09-2005, 01:47 PM	#47
Lucien21 Psychonaut Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 5,114	"An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." Agatha Christie. "Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?" Sigmund Freud Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

11-09-2005, 01:49 PM	#48
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid." - Dorothy Parker Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

11-09-2005, 01:56 PM	#49
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.- Ralph Waldo Emerson Crap, I can't answer the second one... Share Share this post on Twitter

11-09-2005, 01:59 PM	#50
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	"Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them." "Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter." - Dorothy Parker I can quote Miss Parker all day. She's divine. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

11-09-2005, 02:06 PM	#52
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	This one is endearingly close to home for me: "With the crown of thorns I wear, why should I worry about a little prick like you?" - Dorothy Parker sigh Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

11-09-2005, 02:34 PM	#53
gillyruless Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,022	I also adore Dorothy Parker. From her short story, The Waltz, What can you say, when a man asks you to dance with him? I most certainly will not dance with you, I'll see you in hell first. Why, thank you, I'd like to awfully, but I'm having labor pains. Oh, yes, do let's dance together--it's so nice to meet a man who isn't a scaredy-cat about catching my beri-beri. No. There was nothing for me to do, but say I'd adore to. Share Share this post on Twitter

11-09-2005, 02:38 PM	#54
samIamsad capsized. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,534	Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement. AND Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink. End of story. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Look, Mr. Bubbles...!

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