Alone in the Dark - A movie!!! - Page 4

BerserkerTails · 01-31-2005, 05:24 PM

This movie bad news, period. I saw it for free and felt ripped off.

Of course, I also had an amazing time as I laughed along with the audience, who laughed out loud at the screen, because the movie was so bad.

ConcreteRancor · 01-31-2005, 05:52 PM

An update: AitD's average rating on Metacritic has descended to 9%, putting it in 10th place on the all-time worst movie list, tied with Battlefield Earth and Baby Geniuses 2.

One funny quote is from the Washington Post: "This is definitely for people who 1) love the video game, 2) think Slater and Dorff are eminently watchable[...], and 3) are wearing industrial-strength earplugs." I don't think #1 could be further from the truth. I think those who love the video game hate this thing the most.

The Seed · 02-01-2005, 08:53 AM

Lookie here, they just released a trailer for Uwe Boll's next masterpiece, Bloodrayne.

I never played the game so I can't really comment on how the game-to-film translation is shaping up, but based on the Bleak AITD feedback...well, you know.

Kolzig · 02-01-2005, 10:17 AM

I too don't know anything about Bloodrayne, except that it's extremely crappy Tomb Raider clone. I remember that part about the many reviews of it.

Jeez, that trailer looks really sweet!

I seriously want to know how low on cash were Madsen and Kingsley when they agreed to do that?

I bet they owned piles of cash to Boll and so he had leverage to blackmail them to act in the movie.

But hey, check this out:

http://uweboll.com/

ConcreteRancor · 02-01-2005, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Seed

Lookie here, they just released a trailer for Uwe Boll's next masterpiece, Bloodrayne.

I never played the game so I can't really comment on how the game-to-film translation is shaping up, but based on the Bleak AITD feedback...well, you know.

That is the worst voice-over I've ever heard for a trailer.

"HER REVENGE IS NEVER SATISFIED!" *shudder*

01-31-2005, 05:24 PM	#61
BerserkerTails Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 359	This movie bad news, period. I saw it for free and felt ripped off. Of course, I also had an amazing time as I laughed along with the audience, who laughed out loud at the screen, because the movie was so bad. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Play Two of a Kind.

01-31-2005, 05:52 PM	#62
ConcreteRancor No justice. Only me. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Hanover, NH Posts: 1,370	An update: AitD's average rating on Metacritic has descended to 9%, putting it in 10th place on the all-time worst movie list, tied with Battlefield Earth and Baby Geniuses 2. One funny quote is from the Washington Post: "This is definitely for people who 1) love the video game, 2) think Slater and Dorff are eminently watchable[...], and 3) are wearing industrial-strength earplugs." I don't think #1 could be further from the truth. I think those who love the video game hate this thing the most. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Fabricati Diem, Pvnc Currently playing: Shadow of the Colossus, Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, Guitar Hero

02-01-2005, 08:53 AM	#63
The Seed Irritant F0rum Beasty Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Just lurking... Posts: 990	Lookie here, they just released a trailer for Uwe Boll's next masterpiece, Bloodrayne. I never played the game so I can't really comment on how the game-to-film translation is shaping up, but based on the Bleak AITD feedback...well, you know. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Disclaimer The Seed accepts no responsibility for any damage that my have been caused to your Hard Drive as a result of viewing this post!

02-01-2005, 10:17 AM	#64
Kolzig The Reggienator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Vaasa, Finland Posts: 5,519	I too don't know anything about Bloodrayne, except that it's extremely crappy Tomb Raider clone. I remember that part about the many reviews of it. Jeez, that trailer looks really sweet! I seriously want to know how low on cash were Madsen and Kingsley when they agreed to do that? I bet they owned piles of cash to Boll and so he had leverage to blackmail them to act in the movie. But hey, check this out: http://uweboll.com/ Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "The old standby, that never got old in the first place. We come back to them weekly, nightly, for hours at a time--and they always deliver. They are pure, timeless, and often taken for granted." - Nick Breckon - Shacknews My gamesale list updated 26.8.2007 Hey, dear people please buy my games, I need money to conquer Europe! Or do something similar.

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