Holy War: The Jensenites vs. the Schaferists - Page 4

mag · 03-21-2004, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Erwin_Br
Jane Jensen is a WOMAN, so she has cooties and, uh... stuff.

So you're point is that all Tim Schafer fans are gay. I would certainly buy that.

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Originally Posted by Erwin_Br
Tim's the winner!

Hey, not so fast. As the poll has not yet been closed, Schafer can not declare victory. Stop trying to disenfranchise the voting population. They have a right to make their voices heard.

mag

doppelganger rex · 03-21-2004, 05:53 PM

Can I declare a winer, being as I am impartial?

Spoiler:
tim

Wormsie · 03-22-2004, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mag

So you're point is that all Tim Schafer fans are gay. I would certainly buy that.

*mag*

HOMOPHOBE!

Garyos · 03-22-2004, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by deadworm222

*mag*

HOMOPHOBE!

Hey, shouldn't you take that as a compliment?

(Tim is so hot)

Wormsie · 03-23-2004, 01:20 AM

I could. But I won't. And Tim isn't hot. He's cool.

mag · 03-23-2004, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by doppelganger rex
Can I declare a winer, being as I am impartial?

Spoiler:
tim

Why should we let a heretic decide who the winner is? You're going to hell anyway. In fact, why hasn't the inquisition gotten there yet? I'm sorry. There's just so many heathens that need to be persecuted right now. I'll be sure to send over an inquisitor as soon as one is available.

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Originally Posted by deadworm222

*mag*

HOMOPHOBE!

Hey, did I attach any kind of value judgment to that statement? No. You just went and assumed it was a bad thing all by yourself. All I was saying is that all Tim Schafer fans happen to be gay. It's not necessarily a bad thing. It's perfectly natural for you to be a flaming homosexual. Who am I to judge? If that's the lifestyle you've chosen for yourself, then I say go right ahead with your "Full Throttle."

mag

***Jackal*** · 03-23-2004, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by mag

Tim Schafer fans happen to be gay.

And what do you think Gabe and Von Glower were doing that night in GK2? Exchanging recipes?

In fact, it's known by insiders that: (GK2 ending spoiler)

Spoiler:
The ending we now get was the result of massive production edits. In Jensen's original, Gabe really killed Von Glower because VG threatened to "out" him. Gabe chose to reject his homosexuality by chasing loose women and forsaking the only woman of substance in his life, Gracie. Pretty typical denial stuff.

Homophobes, indeed.

doppelganger rex · 03-23-2004, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Singer

In fact, it's known by insiders that: (GK2 ending spoiler)

Spoiler:
The ending we now get was the result of massive production edits. In Jensen's original, Gabe really killed Von Glower because VG threatened to "out" him. Gabe chose to reject his homosexuality by chasing loose women and forsaking the only woman of substance in his life, Gracie. Pretty typical denial stuff.

Homophobes, indeed.

Why yes, Sierra had a problem with gayness but not wtih all the other hereices Jane inserted into the game, that makes saense.

***Jackal*** · 03-23-2004, 10:46 AM

Surely I don't need to explain that was a joke.

Wormsie · 09-21-2004, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mag

Hey, did I attach any kind of value judgment to that statement? No. You just went and assumed it was a bad thing all by yourself. All I was saying is that all Tim Schafer fans happen to be gay. It's not necessarily a bad thing. It's perfectly natural for you to be a flaming homosexual. Who am I to judge? If that's the lifestyle you've chosen for yourself, then I say go right ahead with your "Full Throttle."

That was a joke.

Yet another post from six months ago I missed. I hope somebody notices this.

Sirus · 09-21-2004, 10:09 AM

I am humble before the almighty Tim.

doppelganger rex · 09-21-2004, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by deadworm222

Yet another post from six months ago I missed. I hope somebody notices this.

Hi tehre. Hello! How you been?

Wormsie · 09-21-2004, 11:15 AM

Am I starting to get flashbacks?!

gillyruless · 09-21-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by deadworm222

Am I starting to get flashbacks?!

OK. This whole thread has managed to confuse the heck out of me.

I can't believe I actually voted on a joke poll that was created six months ago. I think I have to blame you, Mr. Worm, for my unfortunate mishap.

deadworm222

In other news, a team of intrepid scientists, sociologists, and anthropologists have discovered that Jane Jensen rules and Tim Schafer doesn't even deserve to scrub her toilet.

Kingzjester · 09-21-2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by gillyruless

In other news, a team of intrepid scientists, sociologists, and anthropologists have discovered that Jane Jensen rules and Tim Schafer doesn't even deserve to scrub her toilet.

Who are you!? How dare you, grasshopper!?

mag · 09-21-2004, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kingzjester

Who are you!? How dare you, grasshopper!?

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Our numbers are growing! Soon we shall overthrow your false god!

mag

Wormsie · 09-22-2004, 03:40 AM

JUST LOOK WHAT JANE JENSEN IS WORTHY OF TODAY! She can't even get her stuff published, except for some silly, pathetic game called *short, dramatic pause* BeTrapped!

Aye.

Wormsie · 09-22-2004, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by doppelganger rex

Hi tehre. Hello! How you been?

You aren't strictly a n00b anymore, rexie baby.

EDIT: What a disgusting misspelling. Fixed.

Kingzjester · 09-22-2004, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by deadworm222

You aren't stricktly a N00b anymore, rexie baby.

He never really was, funny that.

Wormsie · 09-22-2004, 06:12 AM

Shhh. I don't want to remember.

So, rex, played any good games lately? Where have you been, btw?

View Poll Results: Choose Your God
Jane Jensen, Our Lady of Gabriel Knight	20	24.10%
Tim Schafer, Lord of Grim Fandango	47	56.63%
I am a heathen atheist who rejects both of your gods.	16	19.28%
Voters: 83. You may not vote on this poll

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Wormsie Doctor Watson Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 4,736	I could. But I won't. And Tim isn't hot. He's cool. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

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09-21-2004, 11:15 AM	#73
Wormsie Doctor Watson Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 4,736	Am I starting to get flashbacks?! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

09-22-2004, 03:40 AM	#77
Wormsie Doctor Watson Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 4,736	JUST LOOK WHAT JANE JENSEN IS WORTHY OF TODAY! She can't even get her stuff published, except for some silly, pathetic game called short, dramatic pause BeTrapped! Aye. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

09-22-2004, 06:12 AM	#80
Wormsie Doctor Watson Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 4,736	Shhh. I don't want to remember. So, rex, played any good games lately? Where have you been, btw? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

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