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Costumer reviews (Amazon... or elsewhere)
There's no way around it: You've got to love those. They're of high informational value, often funny, mostly eloquently written and ALWAYS spot on in so many ways you wouldn't believe it. If you stumble across anything noteworthy, be a good puppy and let us now!
Product: David Hasselhoff - The very best of David Hasselhoff Source: Various reviews on Amazon Quote:
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10-30-2006, 10:08 AM | #2 |
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Hmm. Costumer reviews. Does this have to do with Halloween?
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10-30-2006, 10:12 AM | #3 |
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AAA rrrrr ggggg hhhh.
Righty right, you got me there. I could come up with reasonable sounding excuses, though. I ...think.
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10-30-2006, 10:28 AM | #4 |
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This brings to mind the excessively ancient case of Henry Raddick, star Amazon reviewer who crafted an entire complex backstory within his reviews. Good reading if you're bored!
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10-30-2006, 10:41 AM | #5 | |
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Sure AM. Why else would I start threads like this one?
Product: Complete Idiot's Guide to Songwriting* (book) Source: Amazon review Author: That Raddick dude Quote:
I like that. *
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10-30-2006, 10:42 AM | #6 |
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It is true that CONsumer reviews can be highly amusing at Amazon. That said, I have to admit that I tend to skip most of them unless I'm reading about a band I've never heard of before, in which case I tend to read the reviews simply to pick up bits of fannish trivia. I used to be quite a pop musicologist, so I still feel an urge to absorb whatever I can about bands that intrigue me that I've never come across before.
As for Costumer Reviews, my oldest girlfriend Dawn McKechnie does quite a bit of that in her capacity as a masquerade judge at various costume-friendly conventions in Ontario and the North Eastern US. And anything Dawn McKechnie does is cool in my books. |
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Is that a regular job or something she's doing in her free time? I'm thinking local fashion shows and so on. Damn my typos.
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10-30-2006, 12:27 PM | #8 |
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Sadly, she is still not being paid for her talents. One fine day, I hope to rectify this. She is one of the most talented people I know.
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10-30-2006, 12:36 PM | #9 |
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Your oldest Girlfriend. *shock*
I'm surprised you have that many you have to put them into age categories. How many do you have?
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10-30-2006, 12:51 PM | #10 |
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I'm not. He's cute, chivalrous, and always knows the right things to say. Everything a girl could ever want, really.
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When I was still in school, I had a few girlfriends, a couple of major unrequited loves (one of which I'm pretty sure I saw just this evening; sadly, she didn't recognize me, so I could be wrong -- or really that much different than I used to be), and a long list of crushes that were almost all uniformally unaware of my interest. During the nineties, I had a number of friends and lovers that I was involved with for a time (not at the same time; well, mostly ), a number of friends whom I did not become involved with (but were aware of my interest, and happily were mostly flattered and rarely disappointed), and an unrequited love that I did get involved with, but eventually had to settle for friendship with. In the last seven years, I've been heavily involved with a few people I met online, had a couple of short, harmless flings with ex-girlfriends who stopped by to catch up, an ill-advised affair that messed up a relationship that wasn't quite what I thought it was anyway, a number of unrequited loves who are all quite aware of me and who tolerate me sweetly, and one woman who was bold enough to marry me. I'm finally getting pretty comfortablw qith who and how I am, but it definitely makes other people scratch their heads. Did you want names and numbers, or are the generalities good enough? Quote:
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But then, I AM in my mid-thirties, and will freely admit that I'm out of touch with current youth culture. Nothing for it, really. Can't stand the slang, the attittudes, the fashions, the politics or the music. And frankly, I was never really comfortable around teenagers who aren't of a more artistic or philosophical bent. I have little in common with most folks more than six or seven years younger than me, and never could get excited about most of what excites teens. Not even when I was one, though I was definitely a teenager once. Just a weird one. |
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I was attempting to be humourous as your statement seemed to imply you currently had Girlfriends plural and had to seperate them by saying "My oldest girlfriend" (probably placing an Ex in front of that last word would have prevented the ambiguity). You may go about your business. These are not the droids you are looking for.
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I believe what you meant to say that your intentions are "platonic" (as in "Plato the philosopher"), unless you are referring to deep rock (plutonic rock). -
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I'm a bit puzzled where this originated from myself.
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