The spoiler thread

Relek · 10-30-2006, 05:01 AM

Spoiler:
In the near future I shall become a pirate and sail the seven seas searching for mermaid booty

Hammerite · 10-30-2006, 05:03 AM

Spoiler:
Dumbledore dies. There's a computer and a Scottish guy in the hatch. Faith is Zoe's sister. Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. It wasnt actually an ape planet, it was just earth.

^ spoils:
harry potter & order of phoenix
lost season one
dreamfall
planet of the apes
star wars: empire strikes back

samIamsad · 10-30-2006, 05:22 AM

Nasty.

Spoiler:
The whole thing about storks and babies parents use to tell is a lie.

Spoiler:
"You can become anything that you want when you grow up", is a myth.

Spoiler:
About 3/4 of poop is made of water.

Spoils: Your life.

RLacey · 10-30-2006, 05:27 AM

Spoiler:
I'm writing an essay.

Spoils: My afternoon.

SSH · 10-30-2006, 05:34 AM

M Night Shylamamlamaman spoilers:

Spoiler:
Bruce Willis is dead. Samuel Jackson did it ALL. The aliens, like the wicked witch of the west, dissolve in water. The village elders are the monsters, except the Pianist stole one of their costumes, and they're all actually hiding in a forest in modern New Jersey.

And other random spoiler:

Spoiler:
She's actually a man, but you've probably seen Stargate already anyway

Hammerite · 10-30-2006, 05:36 AM

another myth

Spoiler:
if you try hard enough, you'll get what you want in the end.

RLacey · 10-30-2006, 05:40 AM

Spoiler:
My tutorial usually runs to at least an hour and a half instead of the hour these things are supposed to last.

Spoils: Any chances of me eating dinner in Hall this evening.

Squinky · 10-30-2006, 10:13 AM

Spoiler:
Lee in Limbo is extremely sexy.

Lee in Limbo · 10-30-2006, 10:18 AM

Spoiler:
Squinky is a truly beautiful, witty, intelligent, and lovely woman. And she knows I'd kiss her senseless on sight.

Jatsie · 10-30-2006, 10:19 AM

Spoiler:
Ever since she posted a photo, I have held the belief that Squinky is in fact a piece of chocolate cake.

Squinky · 10-30-2006, 10:27 AM

Spoiler:
I'm not the cake. I'm actually the fork.

Lee in Limbo · 10-30-2006, 10:34 AM

Spoiler:
Ever since seeing the photograph of Squinky eating chocolate cake with a fork, Lee in Limbo has been keeping his mouth shut about what went through his mind first.

Relek · 10-30-2006, 10:41 AM

Spoiler:
Lee in Limbo must go back in time and pose as Jesus to complete the circle, thus saving humanity from a temporal boo boo

Sorry, I couldn't resist

Lee in Limbo · 10-30-2006, 10:44 AM

Spoiler:
Lee in Limbo had to give up his cross and martyr complex when he discovered that regular sex really improves his attitude immensely and makes him much more fun to be around.

Giligan · 10-30-2006, 11:44 AM

Spoiler:
The forum mods are slightly hypocrites. They say "don't post in a thread unless you have something useful to contribute", but they let us create threads like "thread must die" and "start a rumour about the person above you", in which useful contribution is impossible.

Relek · 10-30-2006, 12:02 PM

Spoiler:
Yeah, this forum is pointless since it is dominated by threads like this that are just filled with randomness. Most forums I goto are filled with interesting threads, but this? This is insulting.

Spoiler:
I cheered when Bambi's mother got shot

Giligan · 10-30-2006, 12:16 PM

Spoiler:
This forum revels in it's lunacy.

rlpw · 10-30-2006, 01:29 PM

Spoiler:
I think it's hilarious when people complain about something they seem to enjoy for free... like this forum for instance

Spoiler:
Happy Halloween, I'll be the drunk zombie in the corner

Relek · 10-30-2006, 03:18 PM

Spoiler:
I have a right to complain when I have other free forums to compare this one too, and without complaints we wouldn't have change, and through change our species thrives. Think about that

Jatsie · 10-30-2006, 04:15 PM

Spoiler:
I fully endorse eugenics.

10-30-2006, 05:01 AM	#1
Relek Sensei Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Britain Posts: 291	The spoiler thread Spoiler: In the near future I shall become a pirate and sail the seven seas searching for mermaid booty Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lovely partaaay.......pity I wasn't invited

10-30-2006, 05:03 AM	#2
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Spoiler: Dumbledore dies. There's a computer and a Scottish guy in the hatch. Faith is Zoe's sister. Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. It wasnt actually an ape planet, it was just earth. ^ spoils: harry potter & order of phoenix lost season one dreamfall planet of the apes star wars: empire strikes back Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

10-30-2006, 05:22 AM	#3
samIamsad capsized. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,534	Nasty. Spoiler: The whole thing about storks and babies parents use to tell is a lie. Spoiler: "You can become anything that you want when you grow up", is a myth. Spoiler: About 3/4 of poop is made of water. Spoils: Your life. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Look, Mr. Bubbles...!

10-30-2006, 05:27 AM	#4
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Spoiler: I'm writing an essay. Spoils: My afternoon. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

10-30-2006, 05:34 AM	#5
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	M Night Shylamamlamaman spoilers: Spoiler: Bruce Willis is dead. Samuel Jackson did it ALL. The aliens, like the wicked witch of the west, dissolve in water. The village elders are the monsters, except the Pianist stole one of their costumes, and they're all actually hiding in a forest in modern New Jersey. And other random spoiler: Spoiler: She's actually a man, but you've probably seen Stargate already anyway Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

10-30-2006, 05:36 AM	#6
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	another myth Spoiler: if you try hard enough, you'll get what you want in the end. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

10-30-2006, 05:40 AM	#7
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Spoiler: My tutorial usually runs to at least an hour and a half instead of the hour these things are supposed to last. Spoils: Any chances of me eating dinner in Hall this evening. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

10-30-2006, 10:13 AM	#8
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Spoiler: Lee in Limbo is extremely sexy. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

10-30-2006, 10:18 AM	#9
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	Spoiler: Squinky is a truly beautiful, witty, intelligent, and lovely woman. And she knows I'd kiss her senseless on sight. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

10-30-2006, 10:19 AM	#10
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Spoiler: Ever since she posted a photo, I have held the belief that Squinky is in fact a piece of chocolate cake. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

10-30-2006, 10:27 AM	#11
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Spoiler: I'm not the cake. I'm actually the fork. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

10-30-2006, 10:34 AM	#12
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	Spoiler: Ever since seeing the photograph of Squinky eating chocolate cake with a fork, Lee in Limbo has been keeping his mouth shut about what went through his mind first. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

10-30-2006, 10:41 AM	#13
Relek Sensei Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Britain Posts: 291	Spoiler: Lee in Limbo must go back in time and pose as Jesus to complete the circle, thus saving humanity from a temporal boo boo Sorry, I couldn't resist Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lovely partaaay.......pity I wasn't invited

10-30-2006, 10:44 AM	#14
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	Spoiler: Lee in Limbo had to give up his cross and martyr complex when he discovered that regular sex really improves his attitude immensely and makes him much more fun to be around. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

10-30-2006, 11:44 AM	#15
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Spoiler: The forum mods are slightly hypocrites. They say "don't post in a thread unless you have something useful to contribute", but they let us create threads like "thread must die" and "start a rumour about the person above you", in which useful contribution is impossible. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

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10-30-2006, 12:02 PM	#16
Relek Sensei Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Britain Posts: 291	Spoiler: Yeah, this forum is pointless since it is dominated by threads like this that are just filled with randomness. Most forums I goto are filled with interesting threads, but this? This is insulting. Spoiler: I cheered when Bambi's mother got shot Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lovely partaaay.......pity I wasn't invited

10-30-2006, 12:16 PM	#17
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Spoiler: This forum revels in it's lunacy. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

10-30-2006, 01:29 PM	#18
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Spoiler: I think it's hilarious when people complain about something they seem to enjoy for free... like this forum for instance Spoiler: Happy Halloween, I'll be the drunk zombie in the corner Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

10-30-2006, 03:18 PM	#19
Relek Sensei Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Britain Posts: 291	Spoiler: I have a right to complain when I have other free forums to compare this one too, and without complaints we wouldn't have change, and through change our species thrives. Think about that Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lovely partaaay.......pity I wasn't invited

10-30-2006, 04:15 PM	#20
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Spoiler: I fully endorse eugenics. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com