12-26-2006, 01:42 AM | #582 |
kamikaze hummingbirds
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i suppose 20 minute moustache solos would get annoying
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12-26-2006, 08:24 AM | #583 |
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Don't knock them until you've tried one.
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12-26-2006, 10:51 AM | #584 |
It's Hard To Be Humble
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This made me laugh out loud. I may have to explain to my wife. But not much.
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12-26-2006, 04:45 PM | #585 |
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To my captive audience,
I'm going to be away from teh internetz for about three days, as I'm heading off on a fun-filled adventure in Vegas with my family. Make sure you and your friends stay out of trouble while I'm gone, and don't forget to feed the cat. Also, feel free to amuse yourself with some silly voice recordings. Adieu for now, Squanky
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12-27-2006, 08:09 AM | #586 |
It's Hard To Be Humble
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Have yourself a fine little trip. Looking forward to your return.
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12-27-2006, 03:53 PM | #587 |
Senior Member
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OQIEHRGOWE!!
I'm finally back online again after the windstorm knocked out power on the 14th. The power came back eight days and some hours later, but the TV and Internet didn't come back until just now. Yet again I feel like moving someplace without trees, at least not big ones. Three evergreens fell onto our driveway, and two of them missed the house by just several feet. Two of our cars would have been crushed if we hadn't had moved them onto the street. I'm surprised to only find one page of new posts. I guess things are slow here. |
12-27-2006, 04:42 PM | #588 |
Creepy Father Figure
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Glad to see you back Spider. I thought you quit us.
Now if Pinky would reappear and Trep would come out of retirement we could have some fun Last edited by rlpw; 12-27-2006 at 04:55 PM. |
12-27-2006, 05:17 PM | #589 | |
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12-27-2006, 06:03 PM | #590 |
Lovable rogue
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Yaba-Daba-Doo!
I just got a "turkey *" whilst playing bowling in Wii Sports, I was pretty impressed.
Feel free to shower me with praise! * Three consecutive strikes.
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12-27-2006, 06:30 PM | #591 |
Creepy Father Figure
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Good Job Jat!! All I ever get are the giblits
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12-27-2006, 06:32 PM | #592 |
Lovable rogue
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Hehe, thanks!
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12-28-2006, 06:55 AM | #593 | |
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yeah Jat, great job
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12-28-2006, 07:25 AM | #594 |
Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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Dear Diary,
why does this stupid game not update. I want to have an up to date game! Neeshka is supposed to have a tail! Jazhara -
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12-28-2006, 07:48 AM | #595 |
The Thread™ will die.
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Someone is playing Neverwinter Nights 2...
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12-29-2006, 06:07 PM | #596 | |
Feind der Anonymitaet!
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Irony intentionally generously applied.
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12-29-2006, 06:42 PM | #597 |
Creepy Father Figure
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*Funny, I felt that*
Hiya Pinky!!! |
12-30-2006, 02:35 AM | #598 |
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Dear AG Community Blog,
I'm back. The trip was rather draining, as many family vacations are, but I still managed to amuse myself somewhat. Ah well. Time for bed. xoxo, Squeaky
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12-30-2006, 10:29 PM | #599 |
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Dear,
I just spent a wonderful afternoon removing a dead mouse from the tiny space between the bottom of the desk and the floor. When the distinctive smell first arose, roughly a week ago, I partook in a few brief searches of the premises but entirely failed to spot the little rotter, eventually concluding that it must be within one of the walls. The smell, however, continued to grow, and to such an extent that my prior explanation could no longer be applied. And so, on this last day of December, I decided to slide the desk back and reveal the truth, a truth I'd secretly suspected all along. I slid. There it was, the former mouse, enjoying a fatal feast with some friendly neighbourhood maggots. Of my two most noteworthy mouse adventures — the former being when I may or may not have charred one in my oven in preparation for a gourmet meal of frozen fish and chips, leading to much panicking over whether it would be fit to continue the meal as planned — this was the more graphic. As I had to navigate it around a tricky corner, my biggest fear was that my brush would simply tear it in twain, revealing a revolting stew of intestines and maggots within and spawning a newer, fouler mess. Thankfully this didn't occur, and I was able to bag the mortuary mouse in one swift scoop, although it did leave a few stray maggots and a furry outline — "Ignatz was hair" — in its wake. Nothing an orange-scented smell-masker can't fix. |
12-31-2006, 02:25 AM | #600 |
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Never ever before have I read such an eloquent description of a close encounter with a dead mouse.
Thanks omloflump! You've made my day.
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