[MoriartyL]

How roses do the raingrowers?
The raingrowers do we.
May swallows leetsch upon the rice
And roast in hahrmoanee.
How grows the gote for grayt and grim
Tho it's one-ninety-three
Oars, nice, and trim.

Happy, happy, happy.

Leiffy greins do bode too well,
How cats can see befor.
For one-three-nine the road will sehl
And naht a penny moor.
The eith yar dset, them orni ngafter.
How mani must the roses?
When last hour debt we court disaster,
And any do we grow.

Happy, happy, happy.

But how! If any moor should sail
If o'er the reef did come the tale,
That po'm's slah'y'tliik rappy.
Growers all cry.
But why?
But why?

Happy, happy, happy.

[MoriartyL]

Why thank you, Mr. Emperor. What's that you say? She was merely under the illusion that she was Empress. True, she never did earn the title. It's her twin that tricked her into it, isn't it? Yes, I knew it. Well, thank you for letting me borrow your army, Mr. Emperor. Oh, don't worry, I'll take good care of them.



[the army sings on its way to battle:]
Many battles have been fought.
But none were quite like this.
For we are doing as we're taught
By our new strategist.
He taught us just what not to do-
(We call them all our "no-no"s.)
He said we should not use our swords!
Instead we're using yo-yos.

He has told us- That danger lies ahead,
That the kingdom- of Rosegrow wants us dead,
So we fight!
So we fight!
So we follow our leader and we fight!

Many battles have been staged,
But this will beat them all,
For our great leader Mory's rage
Will bring them to a fall.
We are assured that Rosegrow's forces
Haven't got a clue.
We know that's right, because last night
We told them what to do.

We have told them not to put up a fight,
We have told their general to fly a kite,
And what's more, they will listen
For our leader tells us so.
We will go!
We will go!
We will hear and we follow!

Now, sure, he's not come with us.
(He says he had some meeting.)
And Rosegrow's General Pithus
Delivers quite a beating.
But we trust our wondrous leader!
And...

Um....

OW!



...and all was silent.

[Kirmallo]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

>>>She's a loony, you know. Not a masochist.<<<

...

>>>What are you staring like that at me for?! Just because I'm her evil twin doesn't mean I have to tag along with her all the time. To tell you the truth, that Leif-Bode stuff is freaking me out. Well, not freaking me out, but it leaves me quite cold, to tell the truth. So I hang around here and smirk at MoriartyL's pityful idea of taking over the 'Loony Empire'...Doesn't he know that my twin has been born with that sad state of mind called "Lunacity", and never recovered from that? He can't just say he's loony and think that's it. But hey. whatever floats your boat! I'll just lie back and enjoy the sight. *perches her head on hands, her elbows on the table* Let the one-man show begin! *smirks*<<<



>>> Iggy's gone back to my twin already. I thought she made that one clear, though. It's 'when the Bombers are sent here to rain deadly cellos on our heads.' I know it sounds nuts, but the Loony never claimed she was sane, did she?<<<

-

What kind of evil twin mooches of of their twins account? Pfft! Unlike you I have not ties that bond me to Droopy Drawers over there

[Spiwak]

Originally Posted by Kirmallo

What kind of evil twin mooches of of their twins account? Pfft! Unlike you I have not ties that bond me to Droopy Drawers over there

^ Wins.