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Old 05-31-2006, 03:57 PM   #42
MoriartyL
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Why thank you, Mr. Emperor. What's that you say? She was merely under the illusion that she was Empress. True, she never did earn the title. It's her twin that tricked her into it, isn't it? Yes, I knew it. Well, thank you for letting me borrow your army, Mr. Emperor. Oh, don't worry, I'll take good care of them.



[the army sings on its way to battle:]
Many battles have been fought.
But none were quite like this.
For we are doing as we're taught
By our new strategist.
He taught us just what not to do-
(We call them all our "no-no"s.)
He said we should not use our swords!
Instead we're using yo-yos.

He has told us- That danger lies ahead,
That the kingdom- of Rosegrow wants us dead,
So we fight!
So we fight!
So we follow our leader and we fight!

Many battles have been staged,
But this will beat them all,
For our great leader Mory's rage
Will bring them to a fall.
We are assured that Rosegrow's forces
Haven't got a clue.
We know that's right, because last night
We told them what to do.

We have told them not to put up a fight,
We have told their general to fly a kite,
And what's more, they will listen
For our leader tells us so.
We will go!
We will go!
We will hear and we follow!

Now, sure, he's not come with us.
(He says he had some meeting.)
And Rosegrow's General Pithus
Delivers quite a beating.
But we trust our wondrous leader!
And...

Um....

OW!



...and all was silent.
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