Battle for the Loony Empire-Thingie - Page 2

seebaruk · 05-30-2006, 12:40 AM

I thought 'loonies' weren't supposed to know they were actually insane? So surely the one who denies it the most is the most loony?

UPtimist · 05-30-2006, 12:47 AM

Indeed!

Well said!

I say!

MoriartyL · 05-31-2006, 10:23 AM

Eh heh, I will now evilishly bump this thread.. heh heh heh.
Eh heh, I will use this piano here... heh heh bleh.
Pianos are good for bumping, feh feh schmeh.
Especially evilishous bumping, which is my favorite kind, greh kleh queh.
The evilishioust thing you can do when bumping threads is rhyming like a master, so I say, seh ther meh.
Geeeeeeeee, I'm good at this evilishioustiest rhyming thing, zhe sthlreh crtknmsdxehh heh heh heh.

MoriartyL · 05-31-2006, 11:21 AM

You see, I play fair. I am a good sort
Of dangerous psycho. I could have declared,
"She's run! She gave up!" were I a bad sport,
"I've won 'cause she saw my first post and got scared!"

I've done no such thing for I think that a win
Should follow a challenge, or else it means naught.
I could call her beaten, but I do not sin
And give myself titles before I have fought.

So I will await the arrival of Jaz,
Politely ignoring that ignoring is
Precisely what she's doing. Eah, this is as
Boring as a... misanthroping... ant roping... ZZZZ....

Hammerite · 05-31-2006, 12:08 PM

w ha t
t h e
hell??

UPtimist · 05-31-2006, 12:18 PM

Except for the last word, that's like a Picasso of posts that is.

Karmillo · 05-31-2006, 12:46 PM

Loony is overrated

MoriartyL · 05-31-2006, 12:46 PM

Hey, Hammerite, you woke me up!

And it was the most pleasant dream, too- something about string theory. Wake me when she gets here... ZZZZZ

Hammerite · 05-31-2006, 12:51 PM

WHAT??
STRING?
string ist the tool of satans majickal elfs! be burn'd evil one!
now wake up and stop thinking about string.

MoriartyL · 05-31-2006, 12:59 PM

Agh, go away. You know I need to get some rest so when the insane poster shows up, I'll have the strength to deal with it. [turns over and fluffs pillow]

MoriartyL · 05-31-2006, 01:05 PM

[sniff, sniff]

Sage · 05-31-2006, 01:12 PM

The fact that Her Loonyness hasn't acknowledged this thread should make you very nervous.
I suspect she's converting one of her "Mail-Order Assassins" to a "Mail-Order Kidnapper" as I type this.
You know what happens to the leaders of failed coup attempts, don't you?

Spiwak · 05-31-2006, 01:29 PM

I wasn't aware jaz was Loony Empress. I've never seen her particularly loony. What'd she do for that honor?

MoriartyL · 05-31-2006, 01:32 PM

Failed koopa tanks... SNRGFML ... Oh yes, that's a very nice knife you've got by my throat, yes, thank you. >get knife [takes knife sleepily] ... and the coupon tempts ... Yes, I'll have some free ice cream, why thank you. I'll just slit you with my new knife...

[springs up suddenly]
Why do you side with her?- She does not even come!

Bum bum

Why is it certain that the curtain of DOOM

of DOOM!

of doom shall come upon me?

...See, I don't really think it will as such, and I'll just slit you there and there and-

The crowds cam-paign for a voice that has no name

No name?

No name for the person who does not show up has little say in what goes down so really is there any doubt that I will win when we .. Must .. Do .. With-Out her????

Join with me in song,
One And All,
All and One,
(though maybe not you)
And when we are through
The WORLD WILL SING TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karmillo · 05-31-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiwak

I wasn't aware jaz was Loony Empress. I've never seen her particularly loony. What'd she do for that honor?

No Idea, but as seebs pointed out you have to doubt Jaz'z true loonyness as she has sometimes claimed to be looney....althought not as much as Morairty's

"OMG EVERBODEE LOOK AT HOW notLOONY I AM!!!!!!!!.....erm....Fliblargoopedy doo!...umm...YALALALERLYLOO BANNANA KNICKERS!"

Jazhara7 · 05-31-2006, 02:12 PM

"Hey, I've got a message from Mommy for y'all. Here I go *coughs*:

'Hey, guys. I won't be around for a while. A friend and I are trying to figure out how we are supposed to inflate the leif-bode, why we receive leif-bodes anyway, and who is supplying them to the club. That last one is creepy, since I effectively founded the club, and thus should be in the know where the presents come from. I won't complain, but I'd like to know what this "Leif-Bode" is supposed to be in any case. I mean, it sounds like it's the homestead of a some nordic sea explorer, but if you ask me, I don't think it's particularly helpful when searching protection from the elements. I still think it might be supplied in case of a possible nucellar war...they might really help dampening the impact of a cello on your head.'

...That's it. Now, I'll have to go back. Mommy promised to order soy while I'm gone. If I hurry, I might be able to arrive just when the order arrives. Ta ta!"

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seebaruk · 05-31-2006, 02:13 PM

If you scoop out one of your own eyeballs and post a pic of the gaping eye socket here, then I'll believe you're loony.

RLacey · 05-31-2006, 02:14 PM

Iggy... what is a "nucellar" war?

Jazhara7 · 05-31-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seebaruk

If you scoop out one of your own eyeballs and post a pic of the gaping eye socket here, then I'll believe you're loony.

>>>She's a loony, you know. Not a masochist.<<<

...

>>>What are you staring like that at me for?! Just because I'm her evil twin doesn't mean I have to tag along with her all the time. To tell you the truth, that Leif-Bode stuff is freaking me out. Well, not freaking me out, but it leaves me quite cold, to tell the truth. So I hang around here and smirk at MoriartyL's pityful idea of taking over the 'Loony Empire'...Doesn't he know that my twin has been born with that sad state of mind called "Lunacity", and never recovered from that? He can't just say he's loony and think that's it. But hey. whatever floats your boat! I'll just lie back and enjoy the sight. *perches her head on hands, her elbows on the table* Let the one-man show begin! *smirks*<<<

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

Iggy... what is a "nucellar" war?

>>> Iggy's gone back to my twin already. I thought she made that one clear, though. It's 'when the Bombers are sent here to rain deadly cellos on our heads.' I know it sounds nuts, but the Loony never claimed she was sane, did she?<<<

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RLacey · 05-31-2006, 02:24 PM

It'll all end in tears... it'll all end in tears...

05-30-2006, 12:40 AM	#21
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	I thought 'loonies' weren't supposed to know they were actually insane? So surely the one who denies it the most is the most loony? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

05-30-2006, 12:47 AM	#22
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	Indeed! Well said! I say! Share Share this post on Twitter

05-31-2006, 10:23 AM	#23
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	Eh heh, I will now evilishly bump this thread.. heh heh heh. Eh heh, I will use this piano here... heh heh bleh. Pianos are good for bumping, feh feh schmeh. Especially evilishous bumping, which is my favorite kind, greh kleh queh. The evilishioust thing you can do when bumping threads is rhyming like a master, so I say, seh ther meh. Geeeeeeeee, I'm good at this evilishioustiest rhyming thing, zhe sthlreh crtknmsdxehh heh heh heh. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

05-31-2006, 11:21 AM	#24
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	You see, I play fair. I am a good sort Of dangerous psycho. I could have declared, "She's run! She gave up!" were I a bad sport, "I've won 'cause she saw my first post and got scared!" I've done no such thing for I think that a win Should follow a challenge, or else it means naught. I could call her beaten, but I do not sin And give myself titles before I have fought. So I will await the arrival of Jaz, Politely ignoring that ignoring is Precisely what she's doing. Eah, this is as Boring as a... misanthroping... ant roping... ZZZZ.... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

05-31-2006, 12:08 PM	#25
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	w ha t t h e hell?? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

05-31-2006, 12:18 PM	#26
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	Except for the last word, that's like a Picasso of posts that is. Share Share this post on Twitter

05-31-2006, 12:46 PM	#27
Karmillo woof Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NOT REALLY RIGHT HERE Posts: 4,750	Loony is overrated Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "I've got nothing to lose! Except for...well everything."

05-31-2006, 12:46 PM	#28
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	Hey, Hammerite, you woke me up! And it was the most pleasant dream, too- something about string theory. Wake me when she gets here... ZZZZZ Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

05-31-2006, 12:51 PM	#29
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	*WHAT??* STRING? string ist the tool of satans majickal elfs! be burn'd evil one! now wake up and stop thinking about string. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

05-31-2006, 12:59 PM	#30
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	Agh, go away. You know I need to get some rest so when the insane poster shows up, I'll have the strength to deal with it. [turns over and fluffs pillow] Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

05-31-2006, 01:05 PM	#31
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	[sniff, sniff] Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

05-31-2006, 01:12 PM	#32
Sage Bad Influence Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA Posts: 5,547	The fact that Her Loonyness hasn't acknowledged this thread should make you very nervous. I suspect she's converting one of her "Mail-Order Assassins" to a "Mail-Order Kidnapper" as I type this. You know what happens to the leaders of failed coup attempts, don't you? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience. Share the love. <3

05-31-2006, 01:29 PM	#33
Spiwak is not wierd Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,148	I wasn't aware jaz was Loony Empress. I've never seen her particularly loony. What'd she do for that honor? Share Share this post on Twitter

05-31-2006, 01:32 PM	#34
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	Failed koopa tanks... SNRGFML ... Oh yes, that's a very nice knife you've got by my throat, yes, thank you. >get knife [takes knife sleepily] ... and the coupon tempts ... Yes, I'll have some free ice cream, why thank you. I'll just slit you with my new knife... [springs up suddenly] Why do you side with her?- She does not even come! Bum bum Why is it certain that the curtain of DOOM of DOOM! of doom shall come upon me? ...See, I don't really think it will as such, and I'll just slit you there and there and- The crowds cam-paign for a voice that has no name No name? No name for the person who does not show up has little say in what goes down so really is there any doubt that I will win when we .. Must .. Do .. With-Out her???? Join with me in song, One And All, All and One, (though maybe not you) And when we are through The WORLD WILL SING TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

05-31-2006, 02:12 PM	#36
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	"Hey, I've got a message from Mommy for y'all. Here I go coughs: 'Hey, guys. I won't be around for a while. A friend and I are trying to figure out how we are supposed to inflate the leif-bode, why we receive leif-bodes anyway, and who is supplying them to the club. That last one is creepy, since I effectively founded the club, and thus should be in the know where the presents come from. I won't complain, but I'd like to know what this "Leif-Bode" is supposed to be in any case. I mean, it sounds like it's the homestead of a some nordic sea explorer, but if you ask me, I don't think it's particularly helpful when searching protection from the elements. I still think it might be supplied in case of a possible nucellar war...they might really help dampening the impact of a cello on your head.' ...That's it. Now, I'll have to go back. Mommy promised to order soy while I'm gone. If I hurry, I might be able to arrive just when the order arrives. Ta ta!" - Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE!

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05-31-2006, 02:13 PM	#37
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	If you scoop out one of your own eyeballs and post a pic of the gaping eye socket here, then I'll believe you're loony. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

05-31-2006, 02:14 PM	#38
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05-31-2006, 02:24 PM	#40
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	It'll all end in tears... it'll all end in tears... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.