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Old 05-30-2006, 12:40 AM   #21
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I thought 'loonies' weren't supposed to know they were actually insane? So surely the one who denies it the most is the most loony?
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Old 05-30-2006, 12:47 AM   #22
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Indeed!

Well said!

I say!
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Old 05-31-2006, 10:23 AM   #23
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Eh heh, I will now evilishly bump this thread.. heh heh heh.
Eh heh, I will use this piano here... heh heh bleh.
Pianos are good for bumping, feh feh schmeh.
Especially evilishous bumping, which is my favorite kind, greh kleh queh.
The evilishioust thing you can do when bumping threads is rhyming like a master, so I say, seh ther meh.
Geeeeeeeee, I'm good at this evilishioustiest rhyming thing, zhe sthlreh crtknmsdxehh heh heh heh.
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Old 05-31-2006, 11:21 AM   #24
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You see, I play fair. I am a good sort
Of dangerous psycho. I could have declared,
"She's run! She gave up!" were I a bad sport,
"I've won 'cause she saw my first post and got scared!"

I've done no such thing for I think that a win
Should follow a challenge, or else it means naught.
I could call her beaten, but I do not sin
And give myself titles before I have fought.

So I will await the arrival of Jaz,
Politely ignoring that ignoring is
Precisely what she's doing. Eah, this is as
Boring as a... misanthroping... ant roping... ZZZZ....
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Old 05-31-2006, 12:08 PM   #25
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w ha t
t h
e
hell??
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Old 05-31-2006, 12:18 PM   #26
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Except for the last word, that's like a Picasso of posts that is.
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Old 05-31-2006, 12:46 PM   #27
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Loony is overrated
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Hey, Hammerite, you woke me up! And it was the most pleasant dream, too- something about string theory. Wake me when she gets here... ZZZZZ
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Old 05-31-2006, 12:51 PM   #29
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WHAT??
STRING?
string ist the tool of satans majickal elfs! be burn'd evil one!

now wake up and stop thinking about string.
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Old 05-31-2006, 12:59 PM   #30
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Agh, go away. You know I need to get some rest so when the insane poster shows up, I'll have the strength to deal with it. [turns over and fluffs pillow]
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Old 05-31-2006, 01:05 PM   #31
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[sniff, sniff]
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Old 05-31-2006, 01:12 PM   #32
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The fact that Her Loonyness hasn't acknowledged this thread should make you very nervous.
I suspect she's converting one of her "Mail-Order Assassins" to a "Mail-Order Kidnapper" as I type this.
You know what happens to the leaders of failed coup attempts, don't you?
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Old 05-31-2006, 01:29 PM   #33
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I wasn't aware jaz was Loony Empress. I've never seen her particularly loony. What'd she do for that honor?
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Old 05-31-2006, 01:32 PM   #34
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Failed koopa tanks... SNRGFML ... Oh yes, that's a very nice knife you've got by my throat, yes, thank you. >get knife [takes knife sleepily] ... and the coupon tempts ... Yes, I'll have some free ice cream, why thank you. I'll just slit you with my new knife...

























[springs up suddenly]
Why do you side with her?- She does not even come!
Bum bum
Why is it certain that the curtain of DOOM
of DOOM!
of doom shall come upon me?



...See, I don't really think it will as such, and I'll just slit you there and there and-

The crowds cam-paign for a voice that has no name
No name?
No name for the person who does not show up has little say in what goes down so really is there any doubt that I will win when we .. Must .. Do .. With-Out her????

Join with me in song,
One And All,
All and One,
(though maybe not you)
And when we are through
The WORLD WILL SING TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














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I wasn't aware jaz was Loony Empress. I've never seen her particularly loony. What'd she do for that honor?
No Idea, but as seebs pointed out you have to doubt Jaz'z true loonyness as she has sometimes claimed to be looney....althought not as much as Morairty's

"OMG EVERBODEE LOOK AT HOW notLOONY I AM!!!!!!!!.....erm....Fliblargoopedy doo!...umm...YALALALERLYLOO BANNANA KNICKERS!"
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Old 05-31-2006, 02:12 PM   #36
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"Hey, I've got a message from Mommy for y'all. Here I go *coughs*:

'Hey, guys. I won't be around for a while. A friend and I are trying to figure out how we are supposed to inflate the leif-bode, why we receive leif-bodes anyway, and who is supplying them to the club. That last one is creepy, since I effectively founded the club, and thus should be in the know where the presents come from. I won't complain, but I'd like to know what this "Leif-Bode" is supposed to be in any case. I mean, it sounds like it's the homestead of a some nordic sea explorer, but if you ask me, I don't think it's particularly helpful when searching protection from the elements. I still think it might be supplied in case of a possible nucellar war...they might really help dampening the impact of a cello on your head.'

...That's it. Now, I'll have to go back. Mommy promised to order soy while I'm gone. If I hurry, I might be able to arrive just when the order arrives. Ta ta!"


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Old 05-31-2006, 02:13 PM   #37
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If you scoop out one of your own eyeballs and post a pic of the gaping eye socket here, then I'll believe you're loony.
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Old 05-31-2006, 02:14 PM   #38
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Iggy... what is a "nucellar" war?
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If you scoop out one of your own eyeballs and post a pic of the gaping eye socket here, then I'll believe you're loony.

>>>She's a loony, you know. Not a masochist.<<<

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>>>What are you staring like that at me for?! Just because I'm her evil twin doesn't mean I have to tag along with her all the time. To tell you the truth, that Leif-Bode stuff is freaking me out. Well, not freaking me out, but it leaves me quite cold, to tell the truth. So I hang around here and smirk at MoriartyL's pityful idea of taking over the 'Loony Empire'...Doesn't he know that my twin has been born with that sad state of mind called "Lunacity", and never recovered from that? He can't just say he's loony and think that's it. But hey. whatever floats your boat! I'll just lie back and enjoy the sight. *perches her head on hands, her elbows on the table* Let the one-man show begin! *smirks*<<<

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Iggy... what is a "nucellar" war?
>>> Iggy's gone back to my twin already. I thought she made that one clear, though. It's 'when the Bombers are sent here to rain deadly cellos on our heads.' I know it sounds nuts, but the Loony never claimed she was sane, did she?<<<

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It'll all end in tears... it'll all end in tears...
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