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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

I'll need to remember to pack the sunscreen and bandages when I leave.

[UPtimist]

Eh... I guess I'll take it...

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First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Hmm... That's the 'extreme' fit, but I find it interesting that the two 'moderate' fits are either Purgatory or The City of Dis (level 6 as shown above...)

[Starflux]

Ohh, Christian view on the world. Karmic retribution comes in this life, not in the next

[pinkgothic]

Originally Posted by Spider Crusoe

Here's where I'm going: [City of Dis]

Me too.

[Maquisard]

I've reached Purgatory! Hells yeah!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

That's the best you can do. No way of heading straight to Heaven. Damm Catholicism.

[Karmillo]

I got...

Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

So I get to sit in the river styx hating myself while i watch a bunch of naked people bite eachother....


Sounds fun

[Melanie68]

I don't even know if I should post this

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

EEP!

[Karmillo]

Originally Posted by Melanie68

I don't even know if I should post this



EEP!

Wow and i thought mine was kinky...

[Aj_]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Let me quote a few lines of one of my favourite songs for my heretics out there:
I am the Lecher bitch and I wear the X of castigation
I am the whore of the extreme
I am the heretic and I crave your excommunication
Look in my eyes
Get a little star struck and a little insane
Tell me your story. Don't worry, I won't care
Cuz I'm the incomparable
Got a mission impossible
Just say that you love me
I say HEY! You're coming all the way
I've got some hell to pay
I'm diggin' all the way
All the way down
I say HEY! I'm coming all the way
I've got some hell to pay
I'm gonna rip you every way
On the way down again

If this is all I get for mastubating, suicidal thoughts, and not believing in god, then god is a pussy my friends.

[Karmillo]

Originally Posted by Aj_

Let me quote a few lines of one of my favourite songs for my heretics out there:
I am the Lecher bitch and I wear the X of castigation
I am the whore of the extreme
I am the heretic and I crave your excommunication
Look in my eyes
Get a little star struck and a little insane
Tell me your story. Don't worry, I won't care
Cuz I'm the incomparable
Got a mission impossible
Just say that you love me
I say HEY! You're coming all the way
I've got some hell to pay
I'm diggin' all the way
All the way down
I say HEY! I'm coming all the way
I've got some hell to pay
I'm gonna rip you every way
On the way down again

If this is all I get for mastubating, suicidal thoughts, and not believing in god, then god is a pussy my friends.

I thought suicidal masturbating would have got you in my level

[Aj_]

Originally Posted by Karmillo

I thought suicidal masturbating would have got you in my level

I said I planned on continuing my sinful ways and I didn't repent a thing. No assasinations, bombing, or punching anyone though, I guess those guys go to a lower level. For the rest of my life I'm going to try to get to where the lustful ladies hang, where even the wind wants to molest you.

[Jazhara7]

Oi, they got the incorrect quote! It should be:

I am the way into the city of woe
I am the way into eternal pain,
I am the way to go among the
lost.

Justice caused my high architect
to move:
Divine omnipotence created
me,
The highest wisdom, and the
primal love.

Before me there were no created
things
But those that last forever—as
do I.

Abandon all hope ye who
enter.

I took this test before, and I was one of the people in Limbo. I think it's quite nice to be around the smart people (though I hope it's not only the greek smart people. Philosophy can get boring at times.)

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low


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[Karmillo]

wow most people end up in Limbo? now I feel special

[pinkgothic]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

I think it's quite nice to be around the smart people (though I hope it's not only the greek smart people. Philosophy can get boring at times.)

The rest of the smart people are down in the City of Dis.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

All because I love sex and I give food or money to the poor. AWESOME!!! Socrates, Aristitty, and Virgil are there! I got them to banter with for the rest of eternity! Hmmm, Caesar's there, too. Hope he's as hot as he was depicted in his sculptures, I'd make out with him forever. Wonder if Homer's a hottie, too.

Sorrow without torment....sounds like my life here sometimes, so it doesn't matter much.

[pinkgothic]

I guess I should post how I scored:

Purgatory (Repenting Believers)

Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)

Moderate

Level 2 (Lustful)

High

Level 3 (Gluttonous)

Low

Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)

High

Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)

Moderate

Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)

Very High

Level 7 (Violent)

High

Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)

Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)

Low

[Henke]

Hmm, I ended up in the second level of hell. Cool.

[Karmillo]

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

All because I love sex and I give food or money to the poor. AWESOME!!! Socrates, Aristitty, and Virgil are there! I got them to banter with for the rest of eternity! Hmmm, Caesar's there, too. Hope he's as hot as he was depicted in his sculptures, I'd make out with him forever. Wonder if Homer's a hottie, too.

Sorrow without torment....sounds like my life here sometimes, so it doesn't matter much.

An eternity with Pholosiphers?
AAAAAAGH


Im still finding it hard to see whats so hellish about level 5....naked mud wrestling sounds like a hoot!


Infact...with the whole molesting winds and furries every level of sex seems to have some sort of sexual undertone

[Talas]

Look what I got, isn't it funny?

Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by pinkgothic

The rest of the smart people are down in the City of Dis.

Don't worry, we'll get you and Crusie to join us somehow. I kind of doubt that Socrates was a fand of Adventure Games.


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