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Old 12-30-2005, 01:43 AM   #21
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I ended up in level 2, where I get molested by hurricanes. Sounds a bit sh*t.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3
Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4
Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low



I hate some of those True/False questions, where if I take them literally (which I did) I end up giving a different answer to the one that I probably ought to have given.

Either way, I'm apparently gloomy, gluttonous and a panderer (I'd probably be forced to agree to at least the first two there), but I'm not violent, treacherous or lustful...
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:10 PM   #23
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I ended up in level 2, where I get molested by hurricanes. Sounds a bit sh*t.
Awww dont worry, ill be having a party on Level 5 and your all invited!
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:40 PM   #24
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oops, forget to give my scores:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
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Old 12-30-2005, 01:08 PM   #25
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"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."

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I didnt know what this was at first...

Purgatory -------------------Repenting Believers ------------------Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo --------------Virtuous Non-Believers ---------------Very High
Level 2 ----------------------Lustful ------------------------------Low
Level 3 ----------------------Gluttonous --------------------------Low
Level 4 ----------------------Prodigal and Avaricious ---------------Low
Level 5 ----------------------Wrathful and Gloomy -----------------Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis ------Heretics -----------------------------High
Level 7 ----------------------Violent ------------------------------Low
Level 8- the Malebolge -------Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers ------Low
Level 9 - Cocytus ------------Treacherous -------------------------Moderate


wonder why they stuck me in Level 5
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:56 PM   #27
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"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis [...]
Yay! You're here, too!
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Old 12-31-2005, 01:35 AM   #28
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Apparently I'm wrathful and gloomy so I have to spend time having a really hot bath with some other wrathful gloomy people for the rest of eternity.
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...I hope they have a HMV.

And Karmillo, can I bring the crisps for the party on level 5?
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Old 12-31-2005, 04:17 AM   #29
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Well, at least I'll have some good company down there!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High


Heretic I'll definitely pay, but I'm not sure I qualify as 'very high' for Level 8. Either way, things aren't looking too rosy.

Level ------ Who are sent there?
Purgatory -- Repenting Believers
Level 1 ----- Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers
Level 2 ----- Lustful
Level 3 ----- Gluttonous
Level 4 ----- Prodigal and Avaricious
Level 5 ----- Wrathful and Gloomy
Level 6 ----- Heretics
Level 7 ----- Violent
Level 8 ----- Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Level 9 ----- Treacherous
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I can't believe I'm the only one going to the Malebolge, I'm not so evil, really
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Old 01-01-2006, 02:30 PM   #31
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I can't believe I'm the only one going to the Malebolge, I'm not so evil, really

Don't worry, we'll get you up to Limbo in no time.

Did you think we'd let you die of lonelyness there?


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Apparently I'm wrathful and gloomy so I have to spend time having a really hot bath with some other wrathful gloomy people for the rest of eternity.
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...I hope they have a HMV.

And Karmillo, can I bring the crisps for the party on level 5?
It looks like youll be helping to host the party since im pretty sure thats Level 5 youve been sent to
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Don't worry, we'll get you up to Limbo in no time.

Did you think we'd let you die of lonelyness there?


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But if you're in Limbo surely you won't be able to help him?

It looks like it's going to be up to me, having swanned my way into heaven from purgatory, to petition for his movement. Wish me luck, kiddos...
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

I'm so doomed...
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
Yay! Welcome down in the City of Dis!
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Level Six, City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Level .................Who are sent there? ........................Score
Purgatory .......... Repenting Believers ......................... Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo ..... Virtuous Non-Believers ................... Moderate
Level 2 - Lustful .................................................. .....Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous........................................ .......... High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious.................................. Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy..................................... Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis ...... Heretics ......................... Very High
Level 7 - Violent .................................................. .... High
Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus ...............Treacherous ................... Low

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Yay! Welcome down in the City of Dis!
Kinda crowded, but what'd you expect, eh?
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