12-30-2005, 01:43 AM | #21 |
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I ended up in level 2, where I get molested by hurricanes. Sounds a bit sh*t.
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12-30-2005, 06:45 AM | #22 |
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate Level 2 Lustful Very Low Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low Level 7 Violent Low Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low I hate some of those True/False questions, where if I take them literally (which I did) I end up giving a different answer to the one that I probably ought to have given. Either way, I'm apparently gloomy, gluttonous and a panderer (I'd probably be forced to agree to at least the first two there), but I'm not violent, treacherous or lustful... |
12-30-2005, 12:10 PM | #23 | |
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12-30-2005, 12:40 PM | #24 |
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oops, forget to give my scores:
Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | High Level 2 | High Level 3 | Low Level 4 | Very Low Level 5 | Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge | Low Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
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12-30-2005, 01:08 PM | #25 |
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"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell." lol wut? |
12-30-2005, 01:30 PM | #26 |
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I didnt know what this was at first...
Purgatory -------------------Repenting Believers ------------------Very Low Level 1 - Limbo --------------Virtuous Non-Believers ---------------Very High Level 2 ----------------------Lustful ------------------------------Low Level 3 ----------------------Gluttonous --------------------------Low Level 4 ----------------------Prodigal and Avaricious ---------------Low Level 5 ----------------------Wrathful and Gloomy -----------------Low Level 6 - The City of Dis ------Heretics -----------------------------High Level 7 ----------------------Violent ------------------------------Low Level 8- the Malebolge -------Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers ------Low Level 9 - Cocytus ------------Treacherous -------------------------Moderate wonder why they stuck me in Level 5
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12-30-2005, 03:56 PM | #27 | |
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12-31-2005, 01:35 AM | #28 |
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Apparently I'm wrathful and gloomy so I have to spend time having a really hot bath with some other wrathful gloomy people for the rest of eternity.
... ... ... ...I hope they have a HMV. And Karmillo, can I bring the crisps for the party on level 5?
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12-31-2005, 04:17 AM | #29 |
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Well, at least I'll have some good company down there!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | High Level 4 | Moderate Level 5 | High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High Heretic I'll definitely pay, but I'm not sure I qualify as 'very high' for Level 8. Either way, things aren't looking too rosy. Level ------ Who are sent there? Purgatory -- Repenting Believers Level 1 ----- Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Level 2 ----- Lustful Level 3 ----- Gluttonous Level 4 ----- Prodigal and Avaricious Level 5 ----- Wrathful and Gloomy Level 6 ----- Heretics Level 7 ----- Violent Level 8 ----- Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Level 9 ----- Treacherous |
01-01-2006, 02:15 PM | #30 |
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I can't believe I'm the only one going to the Malebolge, I'm not so evil, really
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01-01-2006, 02:30 PM | #31 | |
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01-01-2006, 02:49 PM | #32 | |
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01-01-2006, 03:09 PM | #33 | |
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It looks like it's going to be up to me, having swanned my way into heaven from purgatory, to petition for his movement. Wish me luck, kiddos... |
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01-02-2006, 08:24 AM | #34 |
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. Here is how you matched up against all the levels: (Click on a level for more info) Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low Level 2 Lustful Very High Level 3 Gluttonous High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme Level 7 Violent Very High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate I'm so doomed...
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01-02-2006, 09:19 AM | #36 |
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Level Six, City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. Level .................Who are sent there? ........................Score Purgatory .......... Repenting Believers ......................... Very Low Level 1 - Limbo ..... Virtuous Non-Believers ................... Moderate Level 2 - Lustful .................................................. .....Very High Level 3 - Gluttonous........................................ .......... High Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious.................................. Low Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy..................................... Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis ...... Heretics ......................... Very High Level 7 - Violent .................................................. .... High Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High Level 9 - Cocytus ...............Treacherous ................... Low Lynsie
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