Thread Must Die! - Page 567

*stepurhan* · 09-21-2006, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

< considers putting Jelensie in a box and shipping her to stepsie >

......NAH.

While fine in principle I think Mr Jelensie and Mrs stepsie would object.

Plus probably Jelensie as well if it meant travelling in a box.

Jelena · 09-21-2006, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by stepurhan

Plus probably Jelensie as well if it meant travelling in a box.

It's so nice to have someone who understands my feelings. I'd like to travel first class please!

RLacey · 09-21-2006, 06:43 AM

Isn't all international post sent first class?

Jelena · 09-21-2006, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

Isn't all international post sent first class?

Hrmpf....We're talking comfy aeroplane here Rob! I want to watch movies from a screen placed on the back of the seat in front of me and I want free drinks. Or else I'm staying here!

I guess I'm staying here

Intrepid Homoludens · 09-21-2006, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

Isn't all international post sent first class?

Yes. The boxes are lined in velvet and are well ventilated. There's a hamster wheel for when the content is bored and needs her excercise.

Also included in the box is a LCD DVD player and a can of Pepsi.

RLacey · 09-21-2006, 09:25 AM

Do you not have first and second class post? Or are you just mocking me for the sake of it?

Intrepid Homoludens · 09-21-2006, 09:37 AM

Yes, there is a second class post. It's far, far cheaper of course, but I seriously doubt Jelensie would want to show up on stepsie's steps 2 months later bedraggled, dirty, soiled, and half starved.

RLacey · 09-21-2006, 09:40 AM

Ah. So you do have second class international post? Because over here it becomes first class as soon as you send it abroad, you see, which was what allowed me to make my joke about Jelena travelling first class if she was posted in a box.

Never mind

.

*stepurhan* · 09-21-2006, 02:04 PM

It would be OK if you posted an entire theatre over in which Jelena was sat in a box.

Could work out a tad expensive though.

*stepurhan* · 09-21-2006, 02:28 PM

Google "french military victories" and select "I'm feeling Lucky"!

Apologies to any French here.

RLacey · 09-21-2006, 02:36 PM

I've heard that one before.

Or seen. I'm tired.

Intrepid Homoludens · 09-21-2006, 02:36 PM

LMAO!!!

You're so cruel.

rlpw · 09-21-2006, 03:27 PM

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Rlucey said
I've heard that one before.

Or seen. I'm tired.

Me to Robbie!! I don't think I have the energy to torture my lil UK friend today

Sorry to let you down

Squinky · 09-21-2006, 03:30 PM

LMAO, you're such a lame-o.

Intrepid Homoludens · 09-21-2006, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

I've heard that one before.

Or seen. I'm tired.

Someone forgot to eat his banana today.

Lee in Limbo · 09-21-2006, 03:41 PM

Well, did you offer it to him, or not?

RLacey · 09-21-2006, 04:44 PM

I prefer apples anyway.

Good night!

rlpw · 09-21-2006, 05:00 PM

To tired to agrevate so I'll just SING to Robbie!!

How about some Pink Floyd

I've got a little black book with my poems in.
Got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in.
When I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone in.

I got elastic bands keepin my shoes on.
Got those swollen hand blues.
Got thirteen channels of shit on the T.V. to choose from.
I've got electric light.
And I've got second sight.
And amazing powers of observation.
And that is how I know
When I try to get through
On the telephone to you
There'll be nobody home.

I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm.
And the inevitable pinhole burns
All down the front of my favorite satin shirt.
I've got nicotine stains on my fingers.
I've got a silver spoon on a chain.
I've got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains.

I've got wild staring eyes.
And I've got a strong urge to fly.
But I got nowhere to fly to.
Ooooh, Babe when I pick up the phone
There's still nobody home.

I've got a pair of Gohills boots
and I got fading roots.

Squinky · 09-21-2006, 05:14 PM

You should sing him some Frank Sinatra.

rlpw · 09-21-2006, 05:21 PM

Robbie wouldn't understand Franky... He sang in American(snicker)

09-21-2006, 06:43 AM	#11323
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09-21-2006, 09:25 AM	#11326
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09-21-2006, 09:37 AM	#11327
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Yes, there is a second class post. It's far, far cheaper of course, but I seriously doubt Jelensie would want to show up on stepsie's steps 2 months later bedraggled, dirty, soiled, and half starved. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

09-21-2006, 09:40 AM	#11328
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Ah. So you do have second class international post? Because over here it becomes first class as soon as you send it abroad, you see, which was what allowed me to make my joke about Jelena travelling first class if she was posted in a box. Never mind . Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

09-21-2006, 02:04 PM	#11329
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	It would be OK if you posted an entire theatre over in which Jelena was sat in a box. Could work out a tad expensive though. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

09-21-2006, 02:28 PM	#11330
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	Google "french military victories" and select "I'm feeling Lucky"! Apologies to any French here. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

09-21-2006, 02:36 PM	#11331
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I've heard that one before. Or seen. I'm tired. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

09-21-2006, 02:36 PM	#11332
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	LMAO!!! You're so cruel. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

09-21-2006, 03:30 PM	#11334
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09-21-2006, 03:41 PM	#11336
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09-21-2006, 04:44 PM	#11337
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I prefer apples anyway. Good night! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

09-21-2006, 05:00 PM	#11338
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	To tired to agrevate so I'll just SING to Robbie!! How about some Pink Floyd I've got a little black book with my poems in. Got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in. When I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone in. I got elastic bands keepin my shoes on. Got those swollen hand blues. Got thirteen channels of shit on the T.V. to choose from. I've got electric light. And I've got second sight. And amazing powers of observation. And that is how I know When I try to get through On the telephone to you There'll be nobody home. I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm. And the inevitable pinhole burns All down the front of my favorite satin shirt. I've got nicotine stains on my fingers. I've got a silver spoon on a chain. I've got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains. I've got wild staring eyes. And I've got a strong urge to fly. But I got nowhere to fly to. Ooooh, Babe when I pick up the phone There's still nobody home. I've got a pair of Gohills boots and I got fading roots. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

09-21-2006, 05:14 PM	#11339
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	You should sing him some Frank Sinatra. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

09-21-2006, 05:21 PM	#11340
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Robbie wouldn't understand Franky... He sang in American(snicker) Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

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