09-21-2006, 06:23 PM | #11341 |
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Here's an American parartrooper song for ya, Robbo, which will be recognised by those of you who watched "Band of Brothers":
"Blood upon the Risers" (sang to the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic) "Is everybody happy?" cried the Sergeant, looking up Our hero feebly answered "Yes" and then they stood him up. He leaped right out into the blast, his static line unhooked. He ain't gonna jump no more. (chorus) He counted long, he counted loud,he waited for the shock; He felt the wind, he felt the clouds, he felt the awful drop; He jerked his chord, the silk spilled out and wrapped around his legs. He ain't gonna jump no more. (chorus) The risers wrapped around his neck, connectors cracked his dome. The lines were snarled and tied in knots, around his skinny bones The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground He ain't gonna jump no more (chorus) The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind; He though about the girl back home, the one he left behind; He thought about the medics and wondered what they'd find. He ain't gonna jump no more (chorus) The ambulance was on the spot, the jeeps were running wild; The medics jumped and screamed with glee, they rolled their sleeves and smiled; For it had been a week or more since last a chute had failed; He ain't gonna jump no more. (chorus) He hit the ground, the sound was splat, his blood went spurting high; His comrades then were heard to say "A helluva way to die"; He lay there rolling 'round in the welter of his gore He ain't gonna jump no more. (chorus) There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the chute; Intestines were a-dangling from this paratrooper's boots; They picked him up, still in his chute, and poured him from his boots; He ain't gonna jump no more. (chorus) CHORUS Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die He ain't gonna jump no more.
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09-21-2006, 11:42 PM | #11342 |
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Why didn't he sing in a proper language?
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09-22-2006, 12:52 AM | #11343 |
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Now we're talking! That would make the journey really pleasant. I actually like opera and it's been ages since I last went to see one. Hrm....Carmen or The Magic Flute are two great options.
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Let's force Jelena to go on a trip with nothing but a video of the Cat's musical
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No, no no you got it all wrong! It's the thread that you should try to kill. I just want some opera.
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09-22-2006, 04:20 AM | #11348 |
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High-pitched opera can kill anything.
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09-22-2006, 04:24 AM | #11349 |
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The Queen of the night aria from The Magic Flute. Singing bass myself I get so impressed by anyone who actually can sing those keys in tune.
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09-22-2006, 04:25 AM | #11350 |
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Never been to an opera, the stuff just sounds like it's going to burst my eardrums.
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09-22-2006, 04:28 AM | #11351 |
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I don't listen to it on a regular basis, but I have been to quite a number of operas in my life and enjoyed the experience. Although I have to admit I always fall asleep a short while somewhere in the middle of it. As a matter of fact I've seen plenty of others in the audience taking a nap.
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Well I'm talking about the barbershop female bass. I don't know what that would be compared to in classical music. On a good day I can take a low C (I'm not good at naming the keys in English.). I mean the C that's to the left of the 'middle' C on the piano keyboard. *hopes you understand*
A good day is often the day after a lot of singing. So if we give concerts two days in a row I can take the lowest keys even better on day two. I also should say that I'm not singing with the chorus this year. I'm taking a break. EDIT: Who cares about being fashionable btw?
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Here's some pictures of "The Magic Flute": Tamino and Pamina Papageno and Papagena Zarasthro The DVD cover - They called it "Eine Kleine Zauberflöte"/"A(/The) Small Magic Flute" If you've never been to one, how do you know that you wouldn't like it? -
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Still, a lecture of military tactics is really more of my cup of tea.
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Hrm, this might have scared some people off the thread when I think of it.
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09-22-2006, 05:49 AM | #11357 |
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*runs away, screaming*
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Speaking of opera, my DVD copy of Jerry Springer: The Opera arrived today...
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What I love about opera is the happy endings?
Aida. Tosca Madam Butterfly. All very jolly stuff.
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