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Squinky · 05-15-2012, 11:53 AM

Creepy.

UPtimist · 05-15-2012, 01:13 PM

That's the idea! I was hoping you'd have good ideas, though, but I guess not.

I thought to myself: "who to ask for advice about stalking and being creepy? I know - who better than Squinky [not Stinky, as I originally wrote]." Well, seems like I'll have to turn to someone else... Maybe mr. Lacey, the old bushsneaker...

Squinky · 05-15-2012, 01:15 PM

You know he's just going to reply with another one-word answer.

UPtimist · 05-15-2012, 01:19 PM

I know - what's creepier than that?

A British guy (and you know how their teeth are!) just staring at you... Great pointers!

Trumgottist · 05-15-2012, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UPtimist

A British guy (and you know how their teeth are!)

Yes, I do. They're the healthiest in the world.

pintusza · 05-15-2012, 03:05 PM

Yes I lose, cannot win

Trunkyo · 05-15-2012, 04:48 PM

Hey, I've stalked dozens of people, including my former co-workers, former classmates, my enemies, my future ex-wives (and future ex-husbands) and strangers on the bus I've lusted after.

If anyone would like some stalking tips, please PM me and provide a recent photo of yourself, your home address and your telephone number and I'll be sure to contact you or at least leave cryptic messages in your mailbox or answering machine.

Squinky · 05-15-2012, 10:32 PM

I'll totally be your future ex-wife and/or ex-husband.

UPtimist · 05-16-2012, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trunkyo

Hey, I've stalked dozens of people, including my former co-workers, former classmates, my enemies, my future ex-wives (and future ex-husbands) and strangers on the bus I've lusted after.

If anyone would like some stalking tips, please PM me and provide a recent photo of yourself, your home address and your telephone number and I'll be sure to contact you or at least leave cryptic messages in your mailbox or answering machine.

Ah, see I don't have an answering machine.

People always just leave pointless messages there. I had a service like that on my mobile - all I got were messages like "oh, hey, I didn't have anything important to say. Maybe I'll call you back" and just some random noise from calls that weren't disconnected.

Needless to say, I promptly turned said service off and am much happier since.

Squinky · 05-16-2012, 08:05 AM

Creepy texts are where it's at, anyway.

Jazhara7 · 05-16-2012, 09:01 AM

Actually, I didn't realise what I said could be understood as stalking. I only later saw that I had written "I'm watching you", when I actually wanted to write "I'm watching the forums". Then I wanted to make a little joke, but I guess that wasn't so well received...

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Squinky · 05-16-2012, 11:12 AM

Happens to the best of us.

UPtimist · 05-16-2012, 11:37 AM

Only the best of us?

RLacey · 05-16-2012, 12:03 PM

Dunno.

Squinky · 05-16-2012, 12:58 PM

Me neither.

Trumgottist · 05-16-2012, 01:10 PM

I'm watching you.

Squinky · 05-16-2012, 01:16 PM

I love it when they play that song at, like, weddings and stuff.

RLacey · 05-16-2012, 01:29 PM

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Trumgottist · 05-16-2012, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

I love it when they play that song at, like, weddings and stuff.

Probably more suited for a funeral. (In this version.)

RLacey · 05-16-2012, 02:20 PM

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