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Old 05-16-2012, 05:39 AM   #48709
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Originally Posted by Trunkyo View Post
Hey, I've stalked dozens of people, including my former co-workers, former classmates, my enemies, my future ex-wives (and future ex-husbands) and strangers on the bus I've lusted after. If anyone would like some stalking tips, please PM me and provide a recent photo of yourself, your home address and your telephone number and I'll be sure to contact you or at least leave cryptic messages in your mailbox or answering machine.

Ah, see I don't have an answering machine.

People always just leave pointless messages there. I had a service like that on my mobile - all I got were messages like "oh, hey, I didn't have anything important to say. Maybe I'll call you back" and just some random noise from calls that weren't disconnected.

Needless to say, I promptly turned said service off and am much happier since.
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