[rlpw]

Woohoo! I found something for Jessie on the Wizards.com websight!

Anarchic-Axiomatic Dark Unicorn

This creature is technically illegal, unless you split hairs (and it probably still is). The rationale is that a two-headed creature has two brains and two personalities, so each head could have a different template applied to it. Thus, let's see what a two-headed unicorn with opposite alignment-based templates looks like. I am not sure how to breed one of these, and I don't want to know (so don't tell me). Maybe it is a magically fused creature, but more likely it was created by some deities for a specific purpose. Illegal or not, it's fun.

The two heads of this unicorn bicker constantly, each trying to assert its philosophy on whatever creatures it meets. Since one head cannot convince the other head to change alignments, the heads don't try that (though they argue about law-chaos philosophies and ways of doing things all the time). Its left side is the chaotic side, and the right side is the lawful side. Thus, it can smite chaos with the right horn and smite law with the left horn.

The dark template from Tome of Magic is required to change the unicorn's alignment away from good so that it can be a foe to your heroes. That gives it four total templates. If you want to dispense with the dark template, take away Hide in Plain Sight, +8 of its Hide skill, +6 of its Move Silently skill, 10 feet of movement (and +4 of its Jump skill), and reduce superior low-light vision to normal low-light vision.

Anarchic-Axiomatic Dark Unicorn CR 7
N (CN left head, LN right head) Large magical beast (extraplanar)
Init +7; Senses darkvision 90 ft., superior low-light vision, scent; Listen +13, Spot +13
Languages Common, Sylvan

AC 19, touch 12, flat-footed 16
(-1 size, +3 Dex, +7 natural)
hp 69 (6 HD); fast heal 1
Immune charm, compulsion, petrification, poison, polymorph
Resist acid 5, cold 10, electricity 5, fire 5, sonic 5; SR 11
Fort +11, Ref +8, Will +7

Speed 70 ft. (14 squares)
Melee 2 horns +13 (1d8+8) and
2 hooves +10 (1d4+2)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
Base Atk +6; Grp +15
Atk Options Combat Reflexes
Special Actions smite chaos (right horn), smite law (left horn)
Spell-Like Abilities (CL varies):
At will -- detect evil (as free action)
3/day -- cure light wounds (CL 5th)
1/day -- cure moderate wounds (CL 5th), greater teleport (within home), neutralize poison (DC 21, CL 8th)

Abilities Str 20, Dex 17, Con 23, Int 10, Wis 21, Cha 24
SQ hide in plain sight, linked minds (right head only), magic circle against evil, wild empathy
Feats Alertness, Combat Reflexes[B], Improved Initiative[B], Improved Multiattack[B], Skill Focus (Hide), Skill Focus (Survival)
Skills Hide +14, Jump +25, Listen +13, Move Silently +15, Search +2, Spot +13, Survival +8

Smite Chaos (Su) Once per day, this creature's right head can make a normal horn attack to deal +6 extra damage against a chaotic opponent.

Smite Law (Su) Once per day, this creature's left head can make a normal horn attack to deal +6 extra damage against a lawful opponent.

Wild Empathy (Su) This power works like the druid's wild empathy class feature, except that a unicorn has a +6 racial bonus on the check.

Magic Circle against Evil (Su) This ability continuously duplicates the effect of the spell, and it cannot be suppressed.

Hide in Plain Sight (Su) Use the Hide skill even when being observed (except in natural daylight, the area of a daylight spell, or similar effect).

Linked Minds (Su) Should there be more than one of these creatures within 300 feet of each other, their lawful heads would be in constant communication. If one is aware of a particular danger, they all are. If one in the group is not flat-footed, none of them are. No creature in the group is considered flanked unless all of them are.

[Jelena]

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

We have a TV show where we lock 13 fame hungry, mentally unstable, misfits in a house for 3 months, film them for 24 hours a day, and make spurious accusations of racial abuse against them.

That was merely being parodied in your snoring situation.

Originally Posted by RLacey

Quite (See here).

OK, we have the Big Brother show too. I just didn't see the connection?

[RLacey]

I pity everyone who has Big Brother.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by rlpw

Woohoo! I found something for Jessie on the Wizards.com websight!

Anarchic-Axiomatic Dark Unicorn

This creature is technically illegal, unless you split hairs (and it probably still is). The rationale is that a two-headed creature has two brains and two personalities, so each head could have a different template applied to it. Thus, let's see what a two-headed unicorn with opposite alignment-based templates looks like. I am not sure how to breed one of these, and I don't want to know (so don't tell me). Maybe it is a magically fused creature, but more likely it was created by some deities for a specific purpose. Illegal or not, it's fun.

The two heads of this unicorn bicker constantly, each trying to assert its philosophy on whatever creatures it meets. Since one head cannot convince the other head to change alignments, the heads don't try that (though they argue about law-chaos philosophies and ways of doing things all the time). Its left side is the chaotic side, and the right side is the lawful side. Thus, it can smite chaos with the right horn and smite law with the left horn.

The dark template from Tome of Magic is required to change the unicorn's alignment away from good so that it can be a foe to your heroes. That gives it four total templates. If you want to dispense with the dark template, take away Hide in Plain Sight, +8 of its Hide skill, +6 of its Move Silently skill, 10 feet of movement (and +4 of its Jump skill), and reduce superior low-light vision to normal low-light vision.

Anarchic-Axiomatic Dark Unicorn CR 7
N (CN left head, LN right head) Large magical beast (extraplanar)
Init +7; Senses darkvision 90 ft., superior low-light vision, scent; Listen +13, Spot +13
Languages Common, Sylvan

AC 19, touch 12, flat-footed 16
(-1 size, +3 Dex, +7 natural)
hp 69 (6 HD); fast heal 1
Immune charm, compulsion, petrification, poison, polymorph
Resist acid 5, cold 10, electricity 5, fire 5, sonic 5; SR 11
Fort +11, Ref +8, Will +7

Speed 70 ft. (14 squares)
Melee 2 horns +13 (1d8+8) and
2 hooves +10 (1d4+2)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
Base Atk +6; Grp +15
Atk Options Combat Reflexes
Special Actions smite chaos (right horn), smite law (left horn)
Spell-Like Abilities (CL varies):
At will -- detect evil (as free action)
3/day -- cure light wounds (CL 5th)
1/day -- cure moderate wounds (CL 5th), greater teleport (within home), neutralize poison (DC 21, CL 8th)

Abilities Str 20, Dex 17, Con 23, Int 10, Wis 21, Cha 24
SQ hide in plain sight, linked minds (right head only), magic circle against evil, wild empathy
Feats Alertness, Combat Reflexes[B], Improved Initiative[B], Improved Multiattack[B], Skill Focus (Hide), Skill Focus (Survival)
Skills Hide +14, Jump +25, Listen +13, Move Silently +15, Search +2, Spot +13, Survival +8

Smite Chaos (Su) Once per day, this creature's right head can make a normal horn attack to deal +6 extra damage against a chaotic opponent.

Smite Law (Su) Once per day, this creature's left head can make a normal horn attack to deal +6 extra damage against a lawful opponent.

Wild Empathy (Su) This power works like the druid's wild empathy class feature, except that a unicorn has a +6 racial bonus on the check.

Magic Circle against Evil (Su) This ability continuously duplicates the effect of the spell, and it cannot be suppressed.

Hide in Plain Sight (Su) Use the Hide skill even when being observed (except in natural daylight, the area of a daylight spell, or similar effect).

Linked Minds (Su) Should there be more than one of these creatures within 300 feet of each other, their lawful heads would be in constant communication. If one is aware of a particular danger, they all are. If one in the group is not flat-footed, none of them are. No creature in the group is considered flanked unless all of them are.

SQUEEEE!!! Thank you!

I want one!

I am sure a few of those would be very good in my army. Oh, and maybe I'll find some who want to become Zombies, too (I won't make them into Zombies if they don't want to).


*glomps her Anarchic-Axiomatic Dark Unicorn*

I'll huggle it and cuddle it and call it George!



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[RLacey]

That's a disturbing image.

[Giligan]

I now have more Threadspace than Steppy and Karmillo.

[RLacey]

Whatever.

[Giligan]

Huggles.

[RLacey]

Eep.

[Jatsie]

Meep-meep.

[Giligan]

So, Squib, I'm coming for your post count now. Tremble at my approach.

[stepurhan]

Originally Posted by Giligan

I now have more Threadspace than Steppy and Karmillo.

What something horrible is coming from beyond to kill us all?

Ah, sorry, misread that again.

[RLacey]

Whatever.

[Giligan]

Originally Posted by stepurhan

What something horrible is coming from beyond to kill us all?

Ah, sorry, misread that again.

Bah! No projects of mine are going straight to TV, let me tell you!




And I'm on tonight
You know my Threads don't die
And I am starting to feel you forum
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my Threads don't die
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the posting, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

[RLacey]

Whatever.

[Jelena]

<real life>It's raining.
Guess it's time to do something about those piles of not-yet-folded laundry.</real life>

[RLacey]

Indeed.

[Jelena]

Originally Posted by Jelena

Guess it's time to do something about those piles of not-yet-folded laundry.

Done!

[RLacey]

I can barely contain my happiness for you .

[Jelena]

And you think Oxford is tough! Bah, try family life.