11-10-2005, 03:09 PM | #161 |
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@thrift'n'frygdmthr: i told you not to answer! it was a joke, but still what you two said is true, if you are comfortable then not much else can really matter. but sex to me is about pleasing my partner, and less about pleasing myself, any comments on that will be appreciated.
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11-10-2005, 06:40 PM | #162 | |
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Usually when I see a blowjob in a film, porno or otherwise, I get taken out of the scene by how badly and unrealisticly the act is portrayed. On the other hand, if I were to see an actor I find attractive give a true and realistic portayal of fellatio, I might get a bit distracted as well.
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11-19-2005, 03:26 PM | #163 |
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Watching Mira eat a Harrods truffle is all the porn I need.
Still getting that Suicide Girls DVD though.
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11-19-2005, 03:35 PM | #164 |
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Why pay for porn when you can get it for free?
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11-19-2005, 03:45 PM | #165 |
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Well, I'm curious about the the burlesque show thing and ordered it. I tried convincing Mira to hula-hoop naked in front of her roomie but - I failed, zero, negative-two. Truffles are where its at though as far as I'm concerned, but if I can convince any girl to spill beer down their writhing naked bodies, then... can you SEE where this is going?
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11-19-2005, 03:49 PM | #166 |
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Actually, ol' buddy ol' pal of mine, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever had a girl do for you?
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11-19-2005, 04:03 PM | #167 |
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Sorry, i'm a gentleman, I don't kiss and tell.
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11-19-2005, 04:48 PM | #168 |
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Kissing sure is kinky.
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11-19-2005, 06:09 PM | #169 | |
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@ Mares- It can be, depending on what you kiss.
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11-20-2005, 04:04 AM | #170 | |
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11-20-2005, 04:24 AM | #171 |
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Mmmmmm.... wax banana. Sacrelicious.
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12-09-2005, 04:26 PM | #173 |
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I just found out that eating & sex give you the same sensations. (the same type of chemicals are released) Heh, I guess its a bit late to find that out now...
*eats chocolate* Who needs sex when you got some turkish delight.
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01-08-2006, 09:46 AM | #175 |
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Back on the subject of Suicide Girls, here's a film of them beating the crap out of Santa, topless.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/268...721&htv=12 WARNING: Contains swearing, bouncey bouncey fun fun fun fun fun nudity, and violence towards old fat beardy men.
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01-08-2006, 12:16 PM | #176 |
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Didnt Mario used to be a porn star?
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