"Would you please risk going to prison for me?"

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-15-2005, 07:07 PM

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Dear Mr. Rafol,

I enjoyed your article about Syberia's life and death undercurrents. It is in a sense then, somewhere between the two.

Plus it had such good scenery and atmosphere. This summer I got a RUSSIAN version of the game (how fitting) It was pretty cool with the Russian voice-overs. But after beating it, which leaves you on a real cliffhanger, the installation for Syberia 2 didn't work. it said I need the minimal.syb file . If you would be able to burn the file onto a CD for me or something, I caould give you $5 or so.

I think it is a great game, and would love to play the sequel.

Thanks!

*** *****
**********, **

This is an email I got recently. Erm, first of all I don't own a copy of Syberia 2. Secondly, I have no idea what this person is talking about. I dunno, but even if they were asking innocently they should have first contacted the publisher's tech help department.

Whatcha guys think?

SakSquash · 10-15-2005, 07:08 PM

Kill himmm kill himmmm!

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-15-2005, 07:10 PM

Well, I could reply and say, "I know someone on this gaming forum who be more than willing to give you some bad sex."

Sage · 10-15-2005, 07:19 PM

Several people, in fact.

ScottMate

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-15-2005, 07:21 PM

At the same time? That would be more specifically categorized as bad orgy.

Sage · 10-15-2005, 07:27 PM

*glazed, faraway look in eyes*
I'm sorry. Flashback.
What were you saying?

ScottMate

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-15-2005, 07:29 PM

insane_cobra · 10-16-2005, 12:53 AM

Go to prison? Hee hee, aren't you overreacting a little bit?

And Scott, I'm sad I don't see you posting as much as you used to anymore, I miss your posts. But maybe I'm just reading the wrong threads.

squarejawhero · 10-16-2005, 01:07 AM

Well, someone registered purely to recommend me a good Vodka and warn me about Russian water.

saucyminx · 10-16-2005, 01:21 AM

*hums Jailhouse Rocks*

Tobbe · 10-16-2005, 01:37 AM

I don´t like prison, I don´t wan´t to be no one´s bitch!

SCRUGAtes13 · 10-16-2005, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by insane_cobra

And Scott, I'm sad I don't see you posting as much as you used to anymore, I miss your posts. But maybe I'm just reading the wrong threads.

can we get an amen? AMEN, we wan't more tof the scott master!

edit: my advice is ignore the e-mail. that guy is obviously a republican.

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-16-2005, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by insane_cobra

Go to prison? Hee hee, aren't you overreacting a little bit?

That might've had something to do with the fact that I watched The Shawshank Redemption last night.

samIamsad · 10-16-2005, 03:58 AM

No game of Monopoly? Awww.

*stepurhan* · 10-16-2005, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

That might've had something to do with the fact that I watched The Shawshank Redemption last night.

So at least you know a way to get out of prison if the situation arises.

Spoiler:
As long as Morgan Freeman is there to provide you with the necessary tools that is.

Sage · 10-16-2005, 11:14 AM

Insane_cobra, clearly you and SCRUGAtes13 have been reading the wrong threads; I run my mouth almost non-stop whether I know what I'm talking about or not!

ScottMate

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-16-2005, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stepurhan

So at least you know a way to get out of prison if the situation arises.

Spoiler:
As long as Morgan Freeman is there to provide you with the necessary tools that is.

I'd have to feed him a beer first.

saucyminx · 10-16-2005, 01:18 PM

Trep, darling, for you I'd walk all the way to New Orleans, cycle a bit around the neighbourhood and then come back to Moscow... in my high heels. Need anymore reassurance?

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-16-2005, 01:22 PM

What kind of high heels?

I'll only say yes if they're Manolo Blahniks. If I had $500 I'd get your a pair.

SakSquash · 10-16-2005, 02:58 PM

Oh man....look at what I almost missed.

Time to ride the tiger scotty boy!

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