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Old 10-04-2005, 12:11 PM   #21
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Hmm. This is no fun at all.

First we have a thread about getting drunk, which I can't participate in because I've never gotten drunk.

Now we have a thread about sex, which I can't really participate in either because I've never had any.

I feel left out, darn it.



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Old 10-04-2005, 12:11 PM   #22
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Women over 30 are absolutely fantastic in bed!!!!!!!!

( don't make fun of me )
Ah, but then, so are woman under 30...

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Old 10-04-2005, 12:15 PM   #23
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Ah, but then, so are woman under 30...
I shouldn't even start this but....

I'm not denying a woman in her 20's isn't sexy and isn't good (probably nowadays they have had a lot more experience) but when you're in your 30's, it's just more fun. That's all I am prepared to say.
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Old 10-04-2005, 12:17 PM   #24
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Ah, but then, so are woman under 30...
Oh yes... we are very vigorous!
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Old 10-04-2005, 12:18 PM   #25
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*gasps* What other hot secrets do you have?






Is this thread designed to make you horny? Because...






I'm feeling it...
No, I thought we should condense all the sex in one thread, as there's been significant splattering over other threads.

Ick.

That came out wrong.

Hence the splattering. OMIGOD... rofl. Not.
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Old 10-04-2005, 12:21 PM   #26
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Oh yes... we are very vigorous!
Nothing like a bit of sexercise to get the heart pumping.

I've never had sex with anyone over the age of thirty so I've no comparative factor.

What's more "fun"? Is it experimentation? Or is it like that film The Tall Guy?
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Nothing like a bit of sexercise to get the heart pumping.

I've never had sex with anyone over the age of thirty so I've no comparative factor.

What's more "fun"? Is it experimentation? Or is it like that film The Tall Guy?
I've never seen the film The Tall Guy so I'm not sure about that.

It's experimentation, practice (we're much better at certain activities-Oh God, TMI I know ), foreplay is much more prominent (it's not wham, bam thank you ma'am), you don't worry as much about what you look like or whether things are going perfectly - you just 'dive in' so to speak and have a grand ole time.
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I've never seen the film The Tall Guy so I'm not sure about that.

It's experimentation, practice (we're much better at certain activities-Oh God, TMI I know ), foreplay is much more prominent (it's not wham, bam thank you ma'am), you don't worry as much about what you look like or whether things are going perfectly - you just 'dive in' so to speak and have a grand ole time.
And you have to be over 30 for all this?
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IWomen over 30 are absolutely fantastic in bed!!!!!!!!
Not with me...

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And you have to be over 30 for all this?
I never knew I was over 30 and female...
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And you have to be over 30 for all this?
I'm not 22 any more. So many men (who are my age) drool over women in their early and mid twenties and I'm basically saying that don't overlook me when you think of a sexy woman.

I'm not dissing women in their 20's (which is what it sounded like-I'm sorry), but I'm just trying to make a case for women in their 30's (I think we get overlooked and overshadowed).

See, I shouldn't have gotten into this cause I upset you. I'm sorry.
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Nothing like a bit of sexercise to get the heart pumping.

I've never had sex with anyone over the age of thirty so I've no comparative factor.

What's more "fun"? Is it experimentation? Or is it like that film The Tall Guy?
Oldest I've been with was 35, and that was when I was 23 (now I'm 25). Frankly, I didn't think her skills went much beyond what I'm used to with younger girls. I was with a 23 year old girl about a month ago, and holy hell...she actually scared me. Melanie is right, the young girls these days have plenty of experience. I think this girl had too much experience to be honest. When I was with her I was imagining her getting filled out like an application by the entire Texas Tech football team...and apparently that's not far from the truth (I've talked to her friends...). Actually, I should have known what kind of girl she was when only three hours after meeting her she lustfully assaulted me...
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I never knew I was over 30 and female...
We weren't going to tell you until after Christmas.
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See, I shouldn't have gotten into this cause I upset you. I'm sorry.
You did't upset me, m'am ( ).
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You did't upset me, m'am ( ).
Whew!

Enough sex, I need to go look at some slides......... fun.
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I don't know if I'm any better then someone younger than me, I'm not really itching (eww, maybe I shouldn't use that word in this thread ) to compare myself to other people. But I do know that the experience for me is better now that I'm older. I definitely had no idea what I was doing when I was younger.
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My innocent and pure brain is being corrupted by reading this thread.
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You know squaresie, for the one person who actually started this thread, you're awfully nervous and jittery about it.

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My innocent and pure brain is being corrupted by reading this thread.
Looks like your brain lost its virginity. But what about the rest of you, hmmm?
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You know squaresie, for the one person who actually started this thread, you're awfully nervous and jittery about it.
I call it "cumedy".
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That begs the question: Is it possible to laugh and have sex at the same time?
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