The Sex Thread
 

About time we had one of these.

I don't know why. It just... came to me.

As in the idea popped into my head.... brain. I mean brain.

I'd start but I'll leave it up to someone with more... uh... experience. Not to say I'm not experienced... But I don't know how to start. Um... I mean, I don't have any problems. I know how to have sex. I can get it up, if thats what you're wondering. Not that... you should be wondering that... and if you are, why? Am I sexy? Do I make you horny?

*coff*

Trep, stoppit.

:shifty:

So... the Sex Thread. Is it embaressing? Is it sexy? You, the first thread poster, will decide.

I bow out...

*exists stage right*

It's embarrassingly sexy I'd say.

Sex? Where? I'll take some. :kiss:

Did I really say "exists stage right"? I meant exits stage right! Heh, makes me sound impotent.

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...omnipotent. Yes, omnipotent. That's what I meant.

*breathes*

Wow, I really put my foot in my ass that time.

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... mouth. I meant mouth on my ass.

£$%^*£%^!!!

Foot in my mouth.

Sheesh.

I prefer to have sex with someone I know. Having sex with someone I don't know has turned out not to be a very fulfilling experience. Besides, with someone you know you have more courage and more room to experiment.

Ohhh, foot fetish...

Well, sex relies on having a mental as well as physical connection. So that would make sense. It's going to be far more satisfying if you already have a deeper want, nay need, to commit physically to that person.

Fetishes are good.

Is this a hint?

What is sex, anyway?

Sounds familiar. :shifty:

*coffspankingcoff*

Oh shit. What have I done?

AND NO. I don't have a thing for crap. Or water sports. I can read your mind, Wormsie... I can read your mind...

EW!

... stop thinking that.

*Stares hard at Squarejawhero*

I can read your mind!!!

She has the sexth sense!

Another note to self: Go to bed! You're tired.

I want everyone to put down their beverages.
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No, I mean, put them down. I don't want to be cleaning up after you people.
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Are we set?
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Women over 30 are absolutely fantastic in bed!!!!!!!!

(don't make fun of me :) )

Does that mean we are splattering this thread with DNA? :D

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaat?

:pan:

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*sighs*

rofl :D

I didn't think anything! Honest, guv'nor!

:D *thinks some more*

WHAT? I didn't do anything!

Anyhoo, as a student I had an affair with a college tutor.

That brings to mind SO many inappropriate images.

WHAT!? now playing: The Jealous Sound - EVERYTHING. :(

*gasps* What other hot secrets do you have?






Is this thread designed to make you horny? Because...






I'm feeling it... :shifty:

trance >> sex :7