The Sex Thread

squarejawhero · 10-04-2005, 11:35 AM

About time we had one of these.

I don't know why. It just... came to me.

As in the idea popped into my head.... brain. I mean brain.

I'd start but I'll leave it up to someone with more... uh... experience. Not to say I'm not experienced... But I don't know how to start. Um... I mean, I don't have any problems. I know how to have sex. I can get it up, if thats what you're wondering. Not that... you should be wondering that... and if you are, why? Am I sexy? Do I make you horny?

*coff*

Trep, stoppit.

So... the Sex Thread. Is it embaressing? Is it sexy? You, the first thread poster, will decide.

I bow out...

*exists stage right*

nihil · 10-04-2005, 11:40 AM

It's embarrassingly sexy I'd say.

avatar_58 · 10-04-2005, 11:41 AM

Sex? Where? I'll take some.

squarejawhero · 10-04-2005, 11:49 AM

Did I really say "exists stage right"? I meant exits stage right! Heh, makes me sound impotent.

...

...omnipotent. Yes, omnipotent. That's what I meant.

*breathes*

Wow, I really put my foot in my ass that time.

...

... mouth. I meant mouth on my ass.

£$%^*£%^!!!

Foot in my mouth.

Sheesh.

Wormsie · 10-04-2005, 11:49 AM

I prefer to have sex with someone I know. Having sex with someone I don't know has turned out not to be a very fulfilling experience. Besides, with someone you know you have more courage and more room to experiment.

Wormsie · 10-04-2005, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squarejawhero

Foot in my mouth.

Ohhh, foot fetish...

squarejawhero · 10-04-2005, 11:51 AM

Well, sex relies on having a mental as well as physical connection. So that would make sense. It's going to be far more satisfying if you already have a deeper want, nay need, to commit physically to that person.

Fetishes are good.

saucyminx · 10-04-2005, 11:55 AM

Is this a hint?

samIamsad · 10-04-2005, 11:57 AM

What is sex, anyway?

Quote:

Sex means a lot of different things to a lot of different people. How do you define it?

Sounds familiar.

squarejawhero · 10-04-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mira

Is this a hint?

*coffspankingcoff*

squarejawhero · 10-04-2005, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samIamsad

What is sex, anyway?

Sounds familiar.

Oh shit. What have I done?

AND NO. I don't have a thing for crap. Or water sports. I can read your mind, Wormsie... I can read your mind...

EW!

... stop thinking that.

saucyminx · 10-04-2005, 12:02 PM

*Stares hard at Squarejawhero*

I can read your mind!!!

samIamsad · 10-04-2005, 12:03 PM

She has the sexth sense!

Another note to self: Go to bed! You're tired.

*Melanie68* · 10-04-2005, 12:04 PM

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No, I mean, put them down. I don't want to be cleaning up after you people.
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Are we set?
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Women over 30 are absolutely fantastic in bed!!!!!!!!

( don't make fun of me

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saucyminx · 10-04-2005, 12:06 PM

Does that mean we are splattering this thread with DNA?

squarejawhero · 10-04-2005, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mira

*Stares hard at Squarejawhero*

I can read your mind!!!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaat?

...

*sighs*

rofl

I didn't think anything! Honest, guv'nor!

*thinks some more*

WHAT? I didn't do anything!

Anyhoo, as a student I had an affair with a college tutor.

squarejawhero · 10-04-2005, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mira

Does that mean we are splattering this thread with DNA?

That brings to mind SO many inappropriate images.

samIamsad · 10-04-2005, 12:09 PM

WHAT!? now playing: The Jealous Sound - EVERYTHING.

saucyminx · 10-04-2005, 12:09 PM

*gasps* What other hot secrets do you have?

Is this thread designed to make you horny? Because...

I'm feeling it...

C_Knight · 10-04-2005, 12:11 PM

trance >> sex

10-04-2005, 11:35 AM	#1
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	The Sex Thread About time we had one of these. I don't know why. It just... came to me. As in the idea popped into my head.... brain. I mean brain. I'd start but I'll leave it up to someone with more... uh... experience. Not to say I'm not experienced... But I don't know how to start. Um... I mean, I don't have any problems. I know how to have sex. I can get it up, if thats what you're wondering. Not that... you should be wondering that... and if you are, why? Am I sexy? Do I make you horny? coff Trep, stoppit. So... the Sex Thread. Is it embaressing? Is it sexy? You, the first thread poster, will decide. I bow out... exists stage right Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

10-04-2005, 11:40 AM	#2
nihil Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 66	It's embarrassingly sexy I'd say. Share Share this post on Twitter

10-04-2005, 11:41 AM	#3
avatar_58 Sierra Junkie Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 797	Sex? Where? I'll take some. Share Share this post on Twitter

10-04-2005, 11:49 AM	#4
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	Did I really say "exists stage right"? I meant exits stage right! Heh, makes me sound impotent. ... ...omnipotent. Yes, omnipotent. That's what I meant. breathes Wow, I really put my foot in my ass that time. ... ... mouth. I meant mouth on my ass. £$%^*£%^!!! Foot in my mouth. Sheesh. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

10-04-2005, 11:49 AM	#5
Wormsie Doctor Watson Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 4,736	I prefer to have sex with someone I know. Having sex with someone I don't know has turned out not to be a very fulfilling experience. Besides, with someone you know you have more courage and more room to experiment. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

10-04-2005, 11:51 AM	#7
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	Well, sex relies on having a mental as well as physical connection. So that would make sense. It's going to be far more satisfying if you already have a deeper want, nay need, to commit physically to that person. Fetishes are good. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

10-04-2005, 11:55 AM	#8
saucyminx Schoolgirl From Hell Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,930	Is this a hint? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "My life is my longest journey I wish to fulfill with my dreams..." "Or is it I who has penetrated you?"

10-04-2005, 12:02 PM	#12
saucyminx Schoolgirl From Hell Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,930	Stares hard at Squarejawhero I can read *your* mind!!! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "My life is my longest journey I wish to fulfill with my dreams..." "Or is it I who has penetrated you?"

10-04-2005, 12:03 PM	#13
samIamsad capsized. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,534	She has the sexth sense! Another note to self: Go to bed! You're tired. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Look, Mr. Bubbles...!

10-04-2005, 12:04 PM	#14
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	I want everyone to put down their beverages. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No, I mean, put them down. I don't want to be cleaning up after you people. . . . . . . . . . . . Are we set? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Women over 30 are absolutely fantastic in bed!!!!!!!! ( don't make fun of me ) Share Share this post on Twitter

10-04-2005, 12:06 PM	#15
saucyminx Schoolgirl From Hell Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,930	Does that mean we are splattering this thread with DNA? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "My life is my longest journey I wish to fulfill with my dreams..." "Or is it I who has penetrated you?"

10-04-2005, 12:09 PM	#18
samIamsad capsized. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,534	WHAT!? now playing: The Jealous Sound - EVERYTHING. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Look, Mr. Bubbles...!

10-04-2005, 12:11 PM	#20
C_Knight Professional Life Lover Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 257	trance >> sex Share Share this post on Twitter

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