The Sex Thread - Page 3

squarejawhero · 10-04-2005, 01:49 PM

Yes! I've done it. Normally involves falling out of bed too. It's a good combination!

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-04-2005, 01:53 PM

That reminds me of a night in San Francisco years ago involving a pitch black bedroom and marijuana.

10-04-2005, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squarejawhero

I don't know why. It just... came to me.

Ha-ha!

10-04-2005, 01:55 PM

Be honest. This thread was created just to give me the talk, right?

I never had a talk. Self-taught.

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-04-2005, 01:55 PM

Hey babe, wot's a nice wee bairne like you doing in a thread like this?

10-04-2005, 01:57 PM

I don't know. wots a nice, creepy old guy like you doing in a thread like this?

squarejawhero · 10-04-2005, 01:59 PM

Pwned!

See, Sam, there's the birds... and there's the bees...

When the bird slams out its huge cock, the bees take it hard. Then babies are created that are both part bee/part bird. This is how I spend my spare time.

The world will be mine.

10-04-2005, 02:01 PM

... *Sob*

squarejawhero · 10-04-2005, 02:02 PM

I tell it like it is.

Stroggy · 10-04-2005, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Looks like your brain lost its virginity. But what about the rest of you, hmmm?

cue nervous laughter here

Ninth · 10-04-2005, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squarejawhero

Pwned!

See, Sam, there's the birds... and there's the bees...

When the bird slams out its huge cock, the bees take it hard. Then babies are created that are both part bee/part bird. This is how I spend my spare time.

The world will be mine.

This made me laugh three times.
Not bad for one small little post, uh?

Uh, sorry, don't mind me.

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-04-2005, 03:31 PM

< stops minding Ninth >

< checks out Ninth's pic again >

< reconsiders minding Ninth again >

10-04-2005, 03:33 PM

Added that pic to your faping (a.k.a masturbation) matirial?

Intrepid Homoludens · 10-04-2005, 04:23 PM

I guess you didn't exactly leave the Sex thread unaffected, Maxsie.

Nah, Ninth'll have to show me 'more' of himself for me to even remotely consider putting him in my..... *ahem*......library.

SakSquash · 10-04-2005, 04:49 PM

I'm not sure what exactly this thread is about, or what i'm supposed to say. So before I say anything I might regret, can somebody clear it up?

Sage · 10-04-2005, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

That begs the question: Is it possible to laugh and have sex at the same time?

Of course it is. Like life, sex is a journey, not a destination. You never know where you'll end up, and it's always fun to take a few side trips and experience whatever you find around the next curve on the spur of the moment.

ScottMate

Wormsie · 10-05-2005, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

That reminds me of a night in San Francisco years ago involving a pitch black bedroom and marijuana.

I've heard of that one!

Wormsie · 10-05-2005, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melanie68

Enough sex, I need to go look at some slides......... fun.

I read that as "I need to go look at some soldiers."

squarejawhero · 10-05-2005, 01:51 AM

I read it as "I need to slide onto something more comfortable".

myself

*Melanie68* · 10-05-2005, 06:29 AM

Microscope slides!!

Lung specifically!! Although a cute soldier - I can deal with that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SJH

I read it as "I need to slide onto something more comfortable".

10-04-2005, 01:49 PM	#41
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	Yes! I've done it. Normally involves falling out of bed too. It's a good combination! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

10-04-2005, 01:53 PM	#42
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	That reminds me of a night in San Francisco years ago involving a pitch black bedroom and marijuana. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

10-04-2005, 01:55 PM	#44
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	Be honest. This thread was created just to give me the talk, right? I never had a talk. Self-taught. Share Share this post on Twitter

10-04-2005, 01:55 PM	#45
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Hey babe, wot's a nice wee bairne like you doing in a thread like this? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

10-04-2005, 01:57 PM	#46
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	I don't know. wots a nice, creepy old guy like you doing in a thread like this? Share Share this post on Twitter

10-04-2005, 01:59 PM	#47
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	Pwned! See, Sam, there's the birds... and there's the bees... When the bird slams out its huge cock, the bees take it hard. Then babies are created that are both part bee/part bird. This is how I spend my spare time. The world will be mine. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

10-04-2005, 02:01 PM	#48
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	... Sob Share Share this post on Twitter

10-04-2005, 02:02 PM	#49
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	I tell it like it is. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

10-04-2005, 03:31 PM	#52
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	< stops minding Ninth > < checks out Ninth's pic again > < reconsiders minding Ninth again > Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

10-04-2005, 03:33 PM	#53
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	Added that pic to your faping (a.k.a masturbation) matirial? Share Share this post on Twitter

10-04-2005, 04:23 PM	#54
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	I guess you didn't exactly leave the Sex thread unaffected, Maxsie. Nah, Ninth'll have to show me 'more' of himself for me to even remotely consider putting him in my..... ahem......library. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

10-04-2005, 04:49 PM	#55
SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	I'm not sure what exactly this thread is about, or what i'm supposed to say. So before I say anything I might regret, can somebody clear it up? Share Share this post on Twitter

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