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Old 10-19-2005, 02:55 PM   #1
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It's yet another silly night, so it's pretty natural that I came up with yet another silly idea. Believe me, it is. Here you can post the funniest/most twisted/most interesting/whatever quotes from game reviews, previews, etc. If you'd like to, that is...

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Any game that can convey the sincerity of a hero through the battle cry, "Butt-kicking for goodness," is alright in my book.
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Who needs control, an instruction manual, an index of moves, or anything else of worth when you have four CD's and a girl named Voluptas?
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:17 PM   #2
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"Life's a bitch, then you play International Rugby Challenge" - Amiga Power

And this isn't an exact quote, but the summary at the end of Amiga Format's review of Subversion - "I'd rather play at burning my fingernails off."
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Old 10-20-2005, 09:53 AM   #3
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This isn't from a review, but it is a quoation taken out of context from an old preview and used on ALL the UK marketing for the game Daikatana...

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Better than Half-Life
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This isn't from a review, but it is a quoation taken out of context from an old preview and used on ALL the UK marketing for the game Daikatana...
What was the context, then?
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"In fact, no Daikatana *at all* is better than half - life of a reviewer wouldn't be worth living if all games were that awful."?
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What was the context, then?
I think PCZone's actual phrase, and it came from a preview of the game, was something like:

This is looking like it could be better than Half-Life.

Or something like that. I'd need to do some research to find the exact sentence .
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