11-04-2009, 04:03 AM | #9841 |
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^ stared at the schlongs.
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11-04-2009, 04:17 AM | #9842 |
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^ schlonged the stairs.
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11-04-2009, 05:03 AM | #9843 |
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^ is racist when playing golf, but a human rights activist at all other times (except when in Albany, which is where he regresses to his past life as a Viking badger-buggerer).
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11-04-2009, 05:03 AM | #9844 |
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^ snogged the chairs.
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11-04-2009, 07:27 PM | #9845 |
Creepy Father Figure
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^Is First seed in the Snogolympics.
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11-04-2009, 08:43 PM | #9846 |
The Major Grubert.
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^wants to date a weiner man
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11-05-2009, 12:37 AM | #9847 |
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^ Is wiener men's pimp.
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11-06-2009, 06:13 AM | #9848 |
Failed Birthday Elf
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^ Pimps Men's Weiners
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11-06-2009, 06:42 AM | #9849 |
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^ weens men off pimples.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
11-06-2009, 09:29 AM | #9850 |
Beamin' Demon
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^ Is known to laugh so hard that he sometimes "sharts".
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11-06-2009, 09:49 AM | #9851 |
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^ gets a hard-on from knowing someone has sharted.
< has once puked from laughing too hard. To an image of a bear whose ass fur got shot off.
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11-06-2009, 10:45 AM | #9852 |
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^ once shart so much that he opened a black hole and reversed the polarity of everything.
He was a bit embarrassed.
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11-06-2009, 11:26 AM | #9853 |
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^ hi son.
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11-06-2009, 08:13 PM | #9854 |
Beamin' Demon
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^ Runs through the city streets singing "(I'm Just A) Love Machine" at the top of his lungs.
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11-07-2009, 04:57 AM | #9855 |
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^ his bone's got a little machine.
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11-07-2009, 12:03 PM | #9856 |
Beamin' Demon
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^ Even gets embarrassed when female-voiced automated bank machines talk to him.
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11-07-2009, 12:30 PM | #9857 |
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^ Dry humps his GPS device because of its sexy female voice.
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11-07-2009, 03:59 PM | #9858 |
Creepy Father Figure
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^Has all the brothels within 200KM programmed into GPS
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11-07-2009, 05:15 PM | #9859 |
Second Degree Black Belt
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^ has a GPS that only talk in German
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11-07-2009, 09:29 PM | #9860 |
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^ needs a GPS to find her way in her house.
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