07-16-2009, 09:18 PM | #9801 |
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^ Changed his name to Charity so people would give him money whenever he goes collecting door-to-door. (For some reason, no one wanted to donate to "Paul's Stay-cation Fund". )
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07-17-2009, 10:42 AM | #9802 | |
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^needs a loan from the bank of Paul..... b/c his new investment took all of his savings.
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07-19-2009, 07:08 PM | #9803 |
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^ With all the $$$ she earns from her fish-lips kissing booth, her chain of GFC restaurants, her Ventriloquism of the Vagina one-woman show and from selling certain autographed Star Wars memorabilia, actually loans money to the Bank of Paulsland. (Impressive! )
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07-20-2009, 06:32 AM | #9804 | |
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^ wants to go into business with me so that he can get some of my profits from my fish lip kissing booth .
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07-24-2009, 08:24 PM | #9805 |
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^ Is too sophisticated to qualify for I Survived A Japanese Gameshow, but is naive enough to qualify for Hjälp! Jag är med i en japansk TV-show.
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07-27-2009, 06:52 AM | #9806 |
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^ qualified for Hjälp! Jag är med i en japansk TV-show so he could be my partner
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07-28-2009, 05:42 PM | #9807 |
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(Too bad I wouldn't qualify in real life for I Survived A Japanese Gameshow, for obvious reasons. )
^ Didn't have enough Fahrvergnügen this week. (Wait, that's not a rumour. )
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07-31-2009, 04:00 PM | #9808 |
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^ wants to be my auto mechanic so he can trap me at his house and try to get ransome money for my speedy return
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08-01-2009, 09:57 AM | #9809 |
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^ Wants to turn this thread into the "Bullsie & Trunksie Show" so she throws durian-flavoured whipped cream-filled balloons at anyone else who tries to post here. (What a duo we'd make! )
< The sole supplier of durian-flavoured whipped cream-filled balloons worldwide
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08-01-2009, 12:00 PM | #9810 | |
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^ makes balloons every night to keep everyone at bay from our thread
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08-01-2009, 01:58 PM | #9811 |
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< *Holds back large amounts of blue comments about balloons and whipped cream.*
^Inventor of the balloon Pop-o-Matic. |
08-01-2009, 02:09 PM | #9812 |
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^ Fantasizes about being kidnapped by giggly blue balloons shaped like Gemma Arterton and forced to perform random acts of mischief.
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08-03-2009, 05:36 AM | #9813 |
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^ Can't choose between RealDolls Gunther and Ramón, so he goes on alternating RealDates with both of them every other weekend (bistros, art galleries, nature hikes, antiquing excursions).
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10-29-2009, 12:23 PM | #9814 |
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^ Is congratulating himself for finally succeeding in killing a thread. Oh, wait...
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10-29-2009, 03:17 PM | #9815 | |
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^ gave him self a pat on the back to soon
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10-29-2009, 04:43 PM | #9816 |
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^Created the 'Backpats-R-Us' service.
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10-29-2009, 07:07 PM | #9817 |
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^ Can't understand why his 'Express Haircut and Circumcision' business isn't flourishing.
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10-30-2009, 12:45 PM | #9818 |
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^ is worried that his ears are getting horny.
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10-30-2009, 01:59 PM | #9819 |
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^ gets horny over his anxiety-ridden ears.
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10-31-2009, 02:40 AM | #9820 |
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^ is the result of a rapper and rhino that dated, and subsequently procreated.
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