07-15-2007, 05:06 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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^ wishes that < would take a hot shower with him
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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07-16-2007, 03:15 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
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^ hopes that one of these days all her rumour-thread-flirting will produce a real result
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07-16-2007, 04:26 AM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
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^ thinks that all the female forum members want to flock to his house and engage in a mad sex orgy with him.
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The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets! |
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07-16-2007, 09:40 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
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^ wishes that any of the female forum members wanted to flock to his house and engage in a mad sex orgy with him.
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07-17-2007, 12:34 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
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^ wishes that every forum member would stop PMing with offers of the above
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07-17-2007, 01:17 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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^ makes his wife sleep in the wet patch after coitus.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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07-17-2007, 07:14 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
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^ wishes that his wet patches were on the bottom sheet, not the top one.
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07-17-2007, 11:23 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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^ examines bed sheets with a black light.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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07-18-2007, 01:04 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
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^ sneaks up behind those bent over examining bed sheets
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07-18-2007, 01:45 AM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
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^ folds bedsheets into origami swans. (and uses too much starch
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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07-18-2007, 02:48 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
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^ folds swans into origami
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07-18-2007, 02:52 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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^ designed Bjork's swan dress.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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07-18-2007, 06:02 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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^ won Bjork's swan dress off of ebay
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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07-18-2007, 06:21 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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^ paid me to make alterations, so she can wear it to her next social gathering.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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07-18-2007, 02:02 PM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
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^ thinks Bjork turns into Jonas Bjorkman when the moon is full
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