05-23-2007, 05:08 PM | #8541 |
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^ keeps a lock of David Hasselhoff's chest hair, in a locket he wears around his neck.
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05-23-2007, 05:28 PM | #8542 |
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^ Is actually a former secret lover of David Hasselhoff but was jealously dumped by him because he kept more hair products than Hasselhoff.
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05-23-2007, 05:40 PM | #8543 |
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^Is David Hasselhoff's personal chest hair groomer
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05-23-2007, 05:47 PM | #8544 |
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^ Is David Hasselhoff's chest hair.
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05-23-2007, 10:16 PM | #8545 |
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^ thinks that his car talks to him, like KITT
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05-23-2007, 10:31 PM | #8546 |
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^Wants to be Eartha Kitt's play toy
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05-23-2007, 11:12 PM | #8547 |
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^ Secretly fancies a Kitty Carryall doll.
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05-24-2007, 01:04 AM | #8548 |
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^ has trouble deciding between Hello Kitty and Hello Dolly
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05-24-2007, 04:10 AM | #8549 |
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^ wants to be on the cover of Hello! magazine.
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05-24-2007, 04:24 AM | #8550 |
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^ wants to be on the cover of Playgirl magazine
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05-24-2007, 04:26 AM | #8551 |
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^ is envious of my appearance as Heat Torso of the Week.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
05-24-2007, 04:43 AM | #8552 |
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^ is jealous of my television appearance, aged 9, with Paul Daniels on North Tonight
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05-24-2007, 04:50 AM | #8553 |
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^ thinks he is a TV diva
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05-24-2007, 04:50 AM | #8554 |
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hey cutie...
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05-24-2007, 07:05 AM | #8555 |
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^ likes men with little red balls
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05-24-2007, 08:27 AM | #8556 |
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^ Thinks if he has little red balls then I will like him more then ^^
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05-24-2007, 11:24 AM | #8557 |
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^ likes herself more than SSH.
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05-24-2007, 11:34 AM | #8558 |
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^ likes to photoshop pictures of himself holding balls
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05-24-2007, 11:38 AM | #8559 |
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^ is jealous of said picture b/c he wants a picture of himself holding those balls
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05-24-2007, 11:58 PM | #8560 |
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^ has a private collection of "men holding balls" pictures
(Oh, and I only used MS Paint. I don't have Photoshop. Hence the crappy colour matching.......erm....... I mean, that's an actual picture of me. )
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