[Not A Speck Of Cereal]

^ has tea flatulence

[SSH]

^ likes to total tea

[bulldog]

^ drinks tea only because it has great hypnotic powers

[Bobske]

^ had an tea enema

[bulldog]

^ thinks he is Tex Murphy

[SSH]

^ thinks she is Texas Pete, the roughest toughest critter west of the Alamo

[bulldog]

^ want to be my side kick, because he thinks I'm cool

[rlpw]

^Was sidekicked by a horse

[Jelena]

^has plans to grow amazing sideburns.

[bulldog]

^ has perfected a hair growth treat for said sideburns

[rlpw]

^Knows why their called 'handlebars'

[Jelena]

^keeps mixing them up with love handles.

[bulldog]

^ threw her hair growth on ^^ now he has hair like a gorilla

[rlpw]

^Makes Gorillas do her handyman work on her daycare

[bulldog]

Ha, ha at least I know it will be done right, instead of hiring some half ass contractor.

^ collects costumes for monkeys

[beat!the!champ!]

^ will never tire of the bar scene

[stepurhan]

^ has a DVD player playing the bar scene on loop all day.

[Jelena]

^wrote an instruction booklet on How to survive the bar scene.

[Giligan]

^ Wrote the sequel, Well, That Just About Wraps It Up For The Bar Scene.

[bulldog]

^ directed ^^ movie sequel