09-18-2006, 01:25 PM | #5001 |
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< feels we went to far with the beaks
/\ Likes sticking chewed bubblegum in his anus
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Yeah I'm hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye But if I crashed into uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own Wookie I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me Cookie |
09-18-2006, 01:28 PM | #5002 |
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^Is Beakaphobic
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09-18-2006, 01:30 PM | #5003 |
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^ likes strawberry flavored chewing gum in his nipples.
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09-18-2006, 02:09 PM | #5004 |
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^steals peoples Strawberry flavored chewing gum
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09-18-2006, 02:12 PM | #5005 |
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^ Once disguised himself as a strawberry flavoured nipple; consequently chased by a huge crowd of tongues.
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09-18-2006, 05:40 PM | #5006 |
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09-18-2006, 05:49 PM | #5007 |
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^ Had his beak pierced and attached to his finger, then went around asking strangers on the street to pull the chain.
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09-18-2006, 05:55 PM | #5008 |
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^ secretly addicted to Amish porn, for the erotic churning action.
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09-18-2006, 05:58 PM | #5009 |
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^Sekritly distributes Amish Porn out the back of his horse-drawn carriage.
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09-18-2006, 06:04 PM | #5010 |
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^ Is a closet Amish Porn Star
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09-18-2006, 06:07 PM | #5011 |
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^ Watches pr0n in an Amish closet.
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09-18-2006, 06:11 PM | #5012 |
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^has footage of ^^ in closet with porn.
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09-18-2006, 06:13 PM | #5013 |
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^ Loves to peek through the keyhole of Amish closets while rlpw is inside.
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09-18-2006, 06:14 PM | #5014 |
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^promised he'd keep that between us.
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09-18-2006, 06:15 PM | #5015 |
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^ Wished he was the 'that' between us.
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09-18-2006, 06:16 PM | #5016 |
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^wishes we had that between us.
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09-18-2006, 07:25 PM | #5017 |
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^wishes they would get an Amish closet for 2
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09-18-2006, 07:54 PM | #5018 |
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^ Makes a good living renting out Amish closets by the hour.
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09-18-2006, 11:31 PM | #5019 |
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/\ likes to lick the beard of old amish women
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Yeah I'm hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye But if I crashed into uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own Wookie I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me Cookie |
09-19-2006, 03:43 AM | #5020 |
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