11-28-2006, 02:31 PM | #7001 |
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11-28-2006, 03:58 PM | #7002 |
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^^ is in the process of training live turkeys to stuff themselves.
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11-28-2006, 04:31 PM | #7003 |
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11-28-2006, 07:48 PM | #7004 |
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11-29-2006, 12:34 AM | #7005 |
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^ unprofessional back waxer. (ouch )
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11-29-2006, 01:34 AM | #7006 |
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11-29-2006, 02:46 AM | #7007 |
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11-29-2006, 03:17 AM | #7008 |
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^ has very little other body parts
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11-29-2006, 05:16 AM | #7009 |
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11-29-2006, 05:26 AM | #7010 |
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11-29-2006, 06:36 AM | #7011 |
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11-29-2006, 06:55 AM | #7012 |
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11-29-2006, 07:03 AM | #7013 |
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11-29-2006, 08:56 AM | #7014 |
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11-29-2006, 09:46 AM | #7015 |
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11-29-2006, 10:26 AM | #7016 |
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11-29-2006, 01:39 PM | #7017 |
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11-29-2006, 02:03 PM | #7018 |
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11-29-2006, 02:06 PM | #7019 |
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11-29-2006, 02:07 PM | #7020 |
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