Which way do you wipe? - Page 3

samIamsad · 07-01-2005, 03:42 PM

From outdoor to indoor.

Stoofa · 06-15-2006, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by insane_cobra

The thing I really hate about wiping is when... the dark substance

gets smeared all over the butthair, is there a worse thing than that? No way you can ever clean that with just a tissue. Makes you wonder if Scott is the only one doing it right.

I think you need more fibre in your diet. Or a razor. Also: EW.

UPtimist · 06-15-2006, 01:11 PM

Hm... Was this resurrected by our mystery threadcromancer again?

SakSquash · 06-15-2006, 02:21 PM

I know right? I can't believe i'm the one who started such a distasteful thread.

RLacey · 06-15-2006, 02:40 PM

I can.

Sorry...

Huz · 06-15-2006, 02:46 PM

"His tidiness drove me crazy, the way he used to eat his food in alphabetical order; the way he only ever used three pieces of toilet paper: one up, one down, and one to polish." - Lister, on Rimmer.

Jatsie · 06-15-2006, 02:53 PM

^ Nice.

We need more threads that are offensive to people's sensibilities.

seebaruk · 06-15-2006, 02:54 PM

At least your rabbits sorted Huz, no need for the one finger technique with the amount of bog roll on its head

Huz · 06-15-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

We need more threads that are offensive to people's sensibilities.

We do. I think this one is just about tied with another bygone classic, "vomit streak".

Can they be beaten?

seebaruk · 06-15-2006, 03:05 PM

Well, we've had threads about shagging, wanking, wiping your arse, throwing up...maybe we need a menstruation or a herpes thread.

SakSquash · 06-15-2006, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

I can.

Sorry...

Meh.

*Melanie68* · 06-15-2006, 04:16 PM

You start a vomit thread, I won't be there...

eriq · 06-16-2006, 05:41 PM

LOL. It's just SHIT people.

Jatsie · 06-16-2006, 05:50 PM

Quick, someone call "Doctor" Gillian McKeith! If there's a stool about she'll give it a good once over.

*Melanie68* · 06-16-2006, 05:54 PM

Jatsie · 06-16-2006, 06:00 PM

The apple "poops?"

*Melanie68* · 06-16-2006, 06:11 PM

Ha, Ha!!! I don't know... Maybe it was the worm who was once in the apple?

View Poll Results: Which Way Do You Slide?
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06-15-2006, 02:21 PM	#44
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06-15-2006, 02:46 PM	#46
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06-15-2006, 02:54 PM	#48
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06-15-2006, 03:05 PM	#50
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06-15-2006, 04:16 PM	#52
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06-16-2006, 05:50 PM	#54
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06-16-2006, 06:00 PM	#56
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06-16-2006, 06:11 PM	#57
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