Which way do you wipe? - Page 2

gillyruless · 06-29-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Hahah I may be a bastard, but i'm no monster.

What what?

So what the heck is egm and why are you a fan of it?

gillyruless · 06-29-2005, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by squarejawhero

Watch it, you don't want a compacted rectum.

I don't really wanna know but I just have to ask. What the hell is a compacted rectum?

I wonder if it's anything like what I have.

SakSquash · 06-29-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by gillyruless

So what the heck is egm and why are you a fan of it?

Hahah, quit spying! I'll never tell!

SakSquash · 06-29-2005, 11:22 AM

I wonder who the one front to back wiper is....

...actually, I think I know...

Maquisard · 06-29-2005, 11:41 AM

What do you mean, there's six of us! Whoops.

BTW, if you do it back to front, and you're a girl, you could get your, you know, infected.

SakSquash · 06-29-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mares

What do you mean, there's six of us! Whoops.

BTW, if you do it back to front, and you're a girl, you could get your, you know, infected.

Whoops indeed. I meant back to front.

insane_cobra · 06-29-2005, 12:03 PM

What an interesting question. Wait till I ask my but(t)ler.

Manhunter71 · 06-29-2005, 03:00 PM

Hehe! Cool thread

This totally reminds me of a long conversation I had with friends a few years ago.
We had just come back from seeing Faith No More in Manchester and we we all still pretty hyper from the speed we had taken at the beginning of the night.
We were all in motormouth mode and for some reason the conversation turned to toilet roll and the fact that my brother seemed to use about half the roll every time he went for a dump

From there the conversation naturally progressed to how many pieces everyone else used and which direction they wiped

It turned out that most of the girls wiped from front to back, and I was the odd one out as I wiped from back to front

Oh well - this is what speed does to you - detailed conversations about the most weird things ever

NuttyGal · 06-29-2005, 04:10 PM

I jus saw the "How to wipe your arse with one tissue"

I wonder if any one is that sick enough to try it out lol!

Does anyone know of someone lol

Manhunter71 · 06-29-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by NuttyGal

I jus saw the "How to wipe your arse with one tissue"

I wonder if any one is that sick enough to try it out lol!

Does anyone know of someone lol

I don't know someone who tried that exactly, but I do have a friend who punctured the tissue with his finger accidentally - he said it took a week of scrubbing to get rid of the smell from his finger

Sage · 06-29-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Manhunter71

I don't know someone who tried that exactly, but I do have a friend who punctured the tissue with his finger accidentally - he said it took a week of scrubbing to get rid of the smell from his finger

(LOL) Nice!

ScottMate

Manhunter71 · 06-29-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

(LOL) Nice!

ScottMate

What can I say?

I aim to please

SakSquash · 06-29-2005, 05:36 PM

I'll try it if somebody pays me.

Oh scott, I sent your "prize" out. Let me know when you get it.

simpson_yellow · 06-29-2005, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by temporaryscars

...actually, I think I know...

as do I... the benefits of watching the early votes...

SakSquash · 06-29-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by simpson_yellow

as do I... the benefits of watching the early votes...

We'll never tell

Maquisard · 06-29-2005, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by simpson_yellow

as do I... the benefits of watching the early votes...

It's you, isn't it?!

simpson_yellow · 06-29-2005, 11:52 PM

lol

Hmm, either way I answer that question, you'll know who it is.

Anyway, after this thread, I don't care which way: back to front, front to back or sideways. Just so long as I'm not down to a single sheet

. I'd be amputating my finger after that.

insane_cobra · 06-30-2005, 12:14 AM

The thing I really hate about wiping is when... the dark substance

gets smeared all over the butthair, is there a worse thing than that? No way you can ever clean that with just a tissue. Makes you wonder if Scott is the only one doing it right.

SakSquash · 06-30-2005, 12:28 AM

Some ladies I know don't do any of those things. They actually take a shower after they pinch a deuce.

insane_cobra · 06-30-2005, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Some ladies I know don't do any of those things. They actually take a shower after they pinch a deuce.

Lady: "Excuse me, where's the toilet in this place?"
Barman: "Down that hall, second door on the left."
Lady: "Thanks. Oh, and where's the shower?"

View Poll Results: Which Way Do You Slide?
Front to Back	12	48.00%
Back to Front	3	12.00%
Doesn't matter, as long as I get to look at the tissue afterwards	6	24.00%
Other	4	16.00%
Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll

06-29-2005, 11:22 AM	#24
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06-29-2005, 11:41 AM	#25
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	What do you mean, there's six of us! Whoops. BTW, if you do it back to front, and you're a girl, you could get your, you know, infected. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

06-29-2005, 12:03 PM	#27
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06-29-2005, 03:00 PM	#28
Manhunter71 Pink fluffy Xmas bunny Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lancaster, England Posts: 1,591	Hehe! Cool thread This totally reminds me of a long conversation I had with friends a few years ago. We had just come back from seeing Faith No More in Manchester and we we all still pretty hyper from the speed we had taken at the beginning of the night. We were all in motormouth mode and for some reason the conversation turned to toilet roll and the fact that my brother seemed to use about half the roll every time he went for a dump From there the conversation naturally progressed to how many pieces everyone else used and which direction they wiped It turned out that most of the girls wiped from front to back, and I was the odd one out as I wiped from back to front Oh well - this is what speed does to you - detailed conversations about the most weird things ever Share Share this post on Twitter

06-29-2005, 04:10 PM	#29
NuttyGal Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 177	I jus saw the "How to wipe your arse with one tissue" I wonder if any one is that sick enough to try it out lol! Does anyone know of someone lol Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Life Is A Game - So Play It

06-29-2005, 05:36 PM	#33
SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	I'll try it if somebody pays me. Oh scott, I sent your "prize" out. Let me know when you get it. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-29-2005, 11:52 PM	#37
simpson_yellow Squeaky Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canberra, Australia Posts: 1,320	lol Hmm, either way I answer that question, you'll know who it is. Anyway, after this thread, I don't care which way: back to front, front to back or sideways. Just so long as I'm not down to a single sheet . I'd be amputating my finger after that. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-30-2005, 12:14 AM	#38
insane_cobra gin soaked boy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Virovitica, Croatia Posts: 4,093	The thing I really hate about wiping is when... the dark substance gets smeared all over the butthair, is there a worse thing than that? No way you can ever clean that with just a tissue. Makes you wonder if Scott is the only one doing it right. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ What you piss in is yours for life.

06-30-2005, 12:28 AM	#39
SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	Some ladies I know don't do any of those things. They actually take a shower after they pinch a deuce. Share Share this post on Twitter

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