Which way do you wipe?

SakSquash · 06-28-2005, 11:17 PM

I'm going to win an award for this one.

Sage · 06-28-2005, 11:33 PM

I guess "other" would be if you used a bidet and then gently blotted yourself dry with a linen hanky?

ScottMate

SakSquash · 06-28-2005, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

I guess "other" would be if you used a bidet and then gently blotted yourself dry with a linen hanky?

ScottMate

Don't tell anyone, but this is a science experiment.

Errr....I assume our french members will choose other then.

simpson_yellow · 06-28-2005, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

I guess "other" would be if you used a bidet and then gently blotted yourself dry with a linen hanky?

ScottMate

Damn, I should've voted 'other'.

Well, at least this is an anonymous poll.

SakSquash · 06-29-2005, 08:09 AM

Look what got the majority of votes.

Sickkos!

Maquisard · 06-29-2005, 08:51 AM

Have you heard the one about how to wipe with one piece of paper?

SakSquash · 06-29-2005, 08:56 AM

Nope! Lets hear it.

Wormsie · 06-29-2005, 09:07 AM

Tempsie, sweetums... You can have the Ron Jeremy avatars, but please don't you ever again create a thread as vulgar as this one.

Maquisard · 06-29-2005, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Nope! Lets hear it.

Well, it's a rather visual joke...

gillyruless · 06-29-2005, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mares

Well, it's a rather visual joke...

Why, oh why, did I decide to finally read this thread while having lunch?

SakSquash · 06-29-2005, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wormsie

Tempsie, sweetums... You can have the Ron Jeremy avatars, but please don't you ever again create a thread as vulgar as this one.

So did you vote?

SakSquash · 06-29-2005, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mares

Well, it's a rather visual joke...

HJAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! OMFG. Dude. You rock!

squarejawhero · 06-29-2005, 10:03 AM

You shoulda left the results open to see who votes what.

SakSquash · 06-29-2005, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squarejawhero

You shoulda left the results open to see who votes what.

Hahah I may be a bastard, but i'm no monster.

What what?

squarejawhero · 06-29-2005, 10:14 AM

Sexeh. Veeeeh sexeh.

SakSquash · 06-29-2005, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squarejawhero

Sexeh. Veeeeh sexeh.

So, what say ye? Teammates?

squarejawhero · 06-29-2005, 10:49 AM

Brothers in arms, dude, brothers in arms.

VICTORY OR DEATH!

Wait, that didn't work for that other guy.

Wormsie · 06-29-2005, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temporaryscars

So did you vote?

After reading this thread my body has stopped producing excrement altogether. So I voted Other.

squarejawhero · 06-29-2005, 11:01 AM

Watch it, you don't want a compacted rectum.

Maquisard · 06-29-2005, 11:07 AM

Oooh! Burn!

View Poll Results: Which Way Do You Slide?
Front to Back	12	48.00%
Back to Front	3	12.00%
Doesn't matter, as long as I get to look at the tissue afterwards	6	24.00%
Other	4	16.00%
Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll

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06-29-2005, 10:49 AM	#17
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06-29-2005, 11:01 AM	#19
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06-29-2005, 11:07 AM	#20
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