[Tanukitsune]

-1st Law: Smile, you could be playing Daitakana

-Pixel Hunter Law: The item you are looking for is always in the last place you scroll your pointer over..

-Budget Bin Law: If you buy a game at full price, the next week it will be half price, if you buy it at half price, the next weeks its in the budget bin, and if you buy it at a budget bin, it will come free with the next issue of that PC Gaming magazine you buy...

-Effort/Award Law: The more you lose to get an item, the less usefull it is... (If you spend all your potions fighting a monster, the chest he guards has 5
GP)

-Cothing Optional Law: The more scantlyclad the women of a game are, the less likely men are to notice it sucks.

-RPG Law: RPG=95% sidequest+5% movies

-CD/DVD Law: They always fall on the side with data.

-Walkthrough Law:
· If you use a walkthrough from the begining, its spoils the game.
· If you use a walkthrough halfway, you notice you missed something from the begining, and you restart the game
· If you DON'T use a walkthrough, someone will tell you missed 50% of the game and spoil it for you....

-Saving the Game Law: If you have played for a very long time and haven't saved, the moment you decide to do it, you get killed or the lights go out...

I know there are more out there.....

[Garyos]

Diminished Returns: If you do something difficult perfectly the first time, you will fail miserably at it every other time you try it.

[twifkak]

Originally Posted by Garyos

Diminished Returns: If you do something difficult perfectly the first time, you will fail miserably at it every other time you try it.

Sadly, that's true for more aspects of my life than gaming.