10-05-2003, 10:32 AM
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Rantzilla Vs Pie!
From now on whenever you see a thread with Rantzilla in it, it is beacuse I am just ranting, there are NO monsters here!
And there are definetly no monsters behind you right now! That hot breath you feel on you neck is just your pet... you don't have one? Oh dear.... I am here to talk about PIE! And not just any pie, MY FIRST PIE! A few months ago I started to learn to cook, and this weekend I decided I was confident enough to bake me a pie, so I did! Why do they call it pie anyway? I doesn't have anything to do with 3.1416! They could call it tie but then you would have to wear it and its very hot and burns.... Anyway, I started to make the pie and got very dirty, but I had fun... Everything was going well until I put the pie in the oven, beacuse putting in the fridge didn't do anything.... I set the oven wrong and burnt the crust in minutes... Did I give up? NO! It's not over until the fat lady sings! What does she sing about you ask? PIE! That's how she got fat in the first place! I scraped the burnt parts until I was satisfied, but then the kitchen looked like it was near a volcano, there was burnt bread crumbs everywhere and it looked like volcanic ash, tasty volcanic ash.... After spending ages baking and then cleaning, I decided to wait till my parents came, they would be my guinea pigs for my test... But since its pie maybe I should use normal pigs? But they didn't dare eat it... In the end I ate a slice... I am still alive! It was good actually, my dad said he liked it, but he would eat the plate and say he likes it! I only knew it was decent when my mother said it was good! So there is the story about my pie and no you can't have any!
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10-06-2003, 07:52 AM
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Sigh! I just wanted to know how it felt to rant and I was also trying to be funny or at least amusing...
I have obviously failed misserably.... 
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10-06-2003, 08:08 AM
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 And trust me, a comment such as "disturbing" is a step in the right direction 
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10-06-2003, 11:31 AM
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Yes, being disturbed means you're half way to a decent rant Tan
 As for your pie, it looks very pie like. What kind of pie is it anyway?
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10-06-2003, 12:56 PM
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10-06-2003, 06:01 PM
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 Let's just say it has got strange and disturbing in the same sentence. BTW, Tanukitsune, great rant.
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10-06-2003, 07:01 PM
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Good to know the rant wasn't that bad, next time I might rant about old school gamimg ("In my days we didn't need graphics, we didn't need a mouse, we didn't need sound, and we didn't need the internet! All we did was type and type and we loved it!" 
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10-06-2003, 08:00 PM
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I just had a shepherd's pie for the first time. It ruled.
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10-06-2003, 08:42 PM
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10-06-2003, 10:57 PM
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(*minus the complaining part; I never heard him complain**) (**Edit: ** Dirty Mind **)
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10-08-2003, 07:33 AM
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