[Intrepid Homoludens]

Voice From Above [spotting J.C.]: "What are you doing down there?"

J.C.: "Hi, Dad! I'm trying to get a date. I think I'm in love!" [points to the Trep]

Trep: !!!

Voice From Above: "Oh. Very well, carry on." [sees the smoldering ashes that used to be Kode] "I really need to practice aim again. Wonder how that new Farcry game is." [sees Moron Lite] "YOU!! You're the one who spilled mayonnaise on the church altar last Sunday!"

Moron Lite: "Whuh? It was an accident! I....I needed that sandwich to go with the wine during the Eucharist!"

Voice From Above: "Yeah right. You are soooo gonna suffer for that. Send in the hounds from hell!"

***POOF***

[Kingzjester]

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Voice From Above: "Oh. Very well, carry on." [sees the smoldering ashes that used to be Kode] "I really need to practice aim again. Wonder how that new Farcry game is."

Suits him right.

Aside: Can't believe he stepped on me.



BETTE MIDLER: Will somebody please revive the chorus, please?

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Voice From Above: "REVIVE!" [thunder and lightning]

**POOF**

Kingz: "......Christ, that was some crazy trip!"

J.C.: "I didn't know I went somewhere."

Kingz: "Not you, man. Me!"

Bette Midler: "Thank god! Okay, let's get this show on the road!"

**POOF** [Kingz is suddenly cloned into 50 Kingzes wearing top hats, tight waistcoats, miniskirts, and tap shoes, and they all start dancing. Big band music starts playing]

50 Kingzes in miniskirts: "Ooh wah ooh wah, boop boop, dah dum, tell us about the boy from AG forum, ooh wah ooh wah, boop boop, dah dum, tell us about the boy from AG forum..."

Bette Midler: "He's really hot...."

50 Kingzes in miniskirts: "Da da dum, Da da dum, Da da dum..."

Bette Midler: "And he's Trep's god...."

50 Kingzes in miniskirts: "Da da dum, Da da dum, Da da dum..."

Bette Midler: "He rains manna and red wine and makes Trep's heart thumpy thump thump thump..."

50 Kingzes in miniskirts: "Da da dum, Da da dum, Da da dum..."

J.C.:

Trep:

[Kingzjester]

KINGZ #1: Hey now, what the hell am I doing?! What is all this?!
KINGZ #50: Hey, don't look at me.

Bette Midler: [takes out a whip] *snaps* Back into formation, Lemmings!

KINGZ #21: You know what, fuck this. Say hello to my little friend.


*machine gun fire*

[God, Kingzes 1 through 7, 9 through 20, 22 through 45 and 47 and 49 fall dead. Missed everybody else.]

[Wormsie]

deadworm: *applause*

[Intrepid Homoludens]

KINGZ #21: "Shite. Ran out of ammo."

J.C.: "Oh my god!"

Voice From Above: "What?"

J.C.: "Dad! You're all right! I thought he killed you!"

Voice From Above: "Oh puh-LEEZ! You should know I'm indestructible."



Michael Douglas [pointing up to sky]: "Hey you! Look at this!" [turns around, pulls pants down]

Voice From Above: " EIW! You really need work there, man. I know a good plastic surgeon."



Uman, Jennifer, Catherine, and Angelina: "AACK!! What happened. It was a great performance and then..... Where's Bette?"

Bette Midler: "Did someone call me?" [crawls out from under the pile of dead bodies, Kingzes no. 22 through 45]

Kingz # 46: "My left tap shoe! I can't find my left tap shoe! My career is ruined!!!"

[Jake]

"here you go"