What makes a Good Villain? - Page 2

Moron Lite · 04-10-2004, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Dammit, I knew I should have shopped at Barneys New York instead of Walmart.

NOW you're a damsel in distress!

Quick, somebody be the hero!

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-10-2004, 06:05 PM

!!!!!

Zygomaticus · 04-10-2004, 06:11 PM

It's my plan, so I make the choices.

Villain: Intrepid
Villoine: Moron Lite
Damsel-in-distress: Catherine Zeta-Jones
Hero: ahem, ahem...me 8-)

*Villoine...think heroine...

Any takers for hero's sidekick, villain's sidekick, Damsel-in-distress's trusted lackey, mayor, and Sidney Carton?

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-10-2004, 06:14 PM

"Help me! Help me! Oooooh, help me!"

Moron Lite · 04-10-2004, 06:17 PM

Villoine? Villoine?!

Oh, well, whatever. As long as I get to make out with Catherine.

<makes out with Catherine>

Against her will, of course. But not entirely....

Kingzjester · 04-10-2004, 06:25 PM

I like this thread.

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-10-2004, 06:27 PM

"Help!! Help me! I'm being villoinized by some creepy lite moron! Where is my saviour? Where is my -- ouch, not so hard, I'm sensitive there!"

Zygomaticus · 04-10-2004, 06:30 PM

Um..."Here I am...darling..."

"Uh oh! Here comes Michael Douglas!!"

"Gentlemen, here lies our *real* villain."

"NOOOOO!"

(lol)

Kingzjester · 04-10-2004, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

"Help!! Help me! I'm being villoinized by some creepy lite moron! Where is my saviour? Where is my -- ouch, not so hard, I'm sensitive there!"

AAAAaaaAAAAAaaaAAAAAh! HA...haha..

Moron Lite · 04-10-2004, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

"Help!! Help me! I'm being villoinized by some creepy lite moron! Where is my saviour? Where is my -- ouch, not so hard, I'm sensitive there!"

She is definitely liking it. Mwuhahahahaha!

What's that, Michael? You want to get in on this too?

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-10-2004, 06:33 PM

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Greed is good! And I have a hot doughy white ass! D'you wanna see it? You'll never get Catherine back alive until you've seen my doughy white ass! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Kingzjester · 04-10-2004, 06:37 PM

Zygomaticus · 04-10-2004, 06:40 PM

ASIDE: Watch as we enact what makes a good villain. Feel free, dear readers, to continue to add your input as we continue with this play. All the world's a stage...

KODE: Out vile jelly! Thou hast eaten surfeit!

DOUG: Doughy white ass!

LITE: I desireth more...
My mistress' eyes are nothing like Catherine's
...

TREP: I be the real villain!

KINGZ: [aside] I'm liking this...

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-10-2004, 06:43 PM

[pointing at Kingz] "YOU! You want to see my hot doughy white ass!"

Kingz: "Get the *bleep* away from me!"

Trep: "Hey! The guy's taking my limelight!"

Michael Douglas: "Shut up, you! It's off to the closet again with you!"

Trep: "No! No! I came out of the closet years ago, don't send me back!"

Michael Douglas: "MUAHAHAHAHA! [shoves Trep back into closet, turns back to Kingz] And now....!"

Kingz: "SHIT! NO! Don't take your pants down! Don't do it! .........AAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!!"

Moron Lite · 04-10-2004, 06:47 PM

LITE: Um, no Catherine, I don't know what's going on back there. Let's get back to teh pleasure, shall we?

CATHERINE: Oh baby! <moans>

Kingzjester · 04-10-2004, 06:50 PM

It's so... blindingly... white...

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-10-2004, 06:51 PM

Kode [looking down at Kingz on the floor]: "Someone get the smelling salts! Our entire chorus has fainted!"

Kingz:

Michael Douglas: "HA! That felt so good! Revive the imp so that I may show him hot doughy white once more! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Kode: "You sick bastard!"

Catherine: "Unh, unh......what's that?"

Moron Lite: "Smelling salts, babe. Have a sniff, it'll make you feel real good."

Zygomaticus · 04-10-2004, 06:51 PM

KODE: Oh ho, forget the salts...how now, who comes here?...It's Jenniffer Connelly!

CON: Hi.

KODE: As hero and writer, I take thee...until then, I shall fake mine own death, for the antagonist cans't be alerted to absence of my presence! Oh, I am slain.

.................................................. ........................................[dies]

*secretly walks away into the horizon with Jenniffer Connely*

Kingzjester · 04-10-2004, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Kode [looking down at Kingz on the floor]: "Someone get the smelling salts! Our entire chorus has fainted!"

I always wanted to be the entire chorus (then I could speak with a fake echo, you see).

Moron Lite · 04-10-2004, 06:58 PM

LITE: Wow. We are good. We are so very, very good.

Interactive storytelling at its best.

04-10-2004, 06:05 PM	#22
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04-10-2004, 06:11 PM	#23
Zygomaticus Liver of Life Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,317	It's my plan, so I make the choices. Villain: Intrepid Villoine: Moron Lite Damsel-in-distress: Catherine Zeta-Jones Hero: ahem, ahem...me 8-) *Villoine...think heroine... Any takers for hero's sidekick, villain's sidekick, Damsel-in-distress's trusted lackey, mayor, and Sidney Carton? Share Share this post on Twitter

04-10-2004, 06:14 PM	#24
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	"Help me! Help me! Oooooh, help me!" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

04-10-2004, 06:17 PM	#25
Moron Lite Least used avatar ever Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 248	Villoine? Villoine?! Oh, well, whatever. As long as I get to make out with Catherine. <makes out with Catherine> Against her will, of course. But not entirely.... Share Share this post on Twitter

04-10-2004, 06:25 PM	#26
Kingzjester Tactlessly understated Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Niceshire Posts: 2,045	I like this thread. Share Share this post on Twitter

04-10-2004, 06:27 PM	#27
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	"Help!! Help me! I'm being villoinized by some creepy lite moron! Where is my saviour? Where is my -- ouch, not so hard, I'm sensitive there!" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

04-10-2004, 06:30 PM	#28
Zygomaticus Liver of Life Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,317	Um..."Here I am...darling..." "Uh oh! Here comes Michael Douglas!!" "Gentlemen, here lies our real villain." "NOOOOO!" (lol) Share Share this post on Twitter

04-10-2004, 06:33 PM	#31
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	"MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Greed is good! And I have a hot doughy white ass! D'you wanna see it? You'll never get Catherine back alive until you've seen my doughy white ass! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

04-10-2004, 06:37 PM	#32
Kingzjester Tactlessly understated Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Niceshire Posts: 2,045	Share Share this post on Twitter

04-10-2004, 06:40 PM	#33
Zygomaticus Liver of Life Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,317	ASIDE: Watch as we enact what makes a good villain. Feel free, dear readers, to continue to add your input as we continue with this play. All the world's a stage... KODE: Out vile jelly! Thou hast eaten surfeit! DOUG: Doughy white ass! LITE: I desireth more... My mistress' eyes are nothing like Catherine's ... TREP: I be the real villain! KINGZ: [aside] I'm liking this... Share Share this post on Twitter

04-10-2004, 06:43 PM	#34
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	[pointing at Kingz] "YOU! You want to see my hot doughy white ass!" Kingz: "Get the bleep away from me!" Trep: "Hey! The guy's taking my limelight!" Michael Douglas: "Shut up, you! It's off to the closet again with you!" Trep: "No! No! I came out of the closet years ago, don't send me back!" Michael Douglas: "MUAHAHAHAHA! [shoves Trep back into closet, turns back to Kingz] And now....!" Kingz: "SHIT! NO! Don't take your pants down! Don't do it! .........AAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!!" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

04-10-2004, 06:47 PM	#35
Moron Lite Least used avatar ever Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 248	LITE: Um, no Catherine, I don't know what's going on back there. Let's get back to teh pleasure, shall we? CATHERINE: Oh baby! <moans> Share Share this post on Twitter

04-10-2004, 06:50 PM	#36
Kingzjester Tactlessly understated Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Niceshire Posts: 2,045	It's so... blindingly... white... Share Share this post on Twitter

04-10-2004, 06:51 PM	#37
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	Kode [looking down at Kingz on the floor]: "Someone get the smelling salts! Our entire chorus has fainted!" Kingz: Michael Douglas: "HA! That felt so good! Revive the imp so that I may show him hot doughy white once more! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kode: "You sick bastard!" Catherine: "Unh, unh......what's that?" Moron Lite: "Smelling salts, babe. Have a sniff, it'll make you feel real good." Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

04-10-2004, 06:58 PM	#40
Moron Lite Least used avatar ever Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 248	LITE: Wow. We are good. We are so very, very good. Interactive storytelling at its best. Share Share this post on Twitter

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