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Angelina Jolie: "Hi, Jennifer. You don't really wanna go off with Kode, do you? I mean, honey, does he have these?" [unfastens her bra] Jennifer: "Oh GOD!!" [turns to Kode] "Sorry, my former hero, you've been replaced" Angelina Jolie: "Mmmmmm...." [walks over to Catherine and Moron Lite] "Sorry, but I don't think you'll be needing those any more." [grabs the smelling salts] Moron Lite: "Hey!" Kingz: Trep [from inside closet]: "Help!! Get me out of here!"
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04-10-2004, 07:03 PM | #42 |
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Oh, so we can bring whoever we want whenever we want, is that how this works?
Well, the chorus brings, uh... Brings... Bette Midler! I love that woman though I really have no reason to. Aside from her fucking awesome obstacle course voice. |
04-10-2004, 07:05 PM | #43 |
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HULK: Raaaarrrgghh! Hulk not like Betty! Hulk like Jenny! Wait! Last edited by Moron Lite; 04-10-2004 at 07:13 PM. |
04-10-2004, 07:09 PM | #44 |
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Aside: I just searched for "imdb" on www.imdb.com. I actually typed "imdb" in the search field of the damn site and hit enter!! The utter pointlessness of that action leads me to believe I have just unmade the universe. Goodbye everybody!
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I did a Google search for Google, once. Just for kicks.
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04-10-2004, 07:12 PM | #46 |
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Kode: "But...but, Jennifer, darling! You said you wanted me for my heroic prowess!"
Moron Lite [finally noticing Kingz heaped on the floor]: "Aw, shite! Someone get him some help! Angelina, at least spare me one smelling salt!" Angelina Jolie: "Sure, baby. Anything for the villoine." [chucks one salt at him] Michael Douglas [eyeing Angelina Jolie]: "Hey you! I know you! Come here and see this." [turns around to drop his pants] Moron Lite [adminstering the salt to Kingz]: "Here you are, bud. Kode, we'll get our chorus back now..." [Kingz awakens with a shudder from the salt...] Angelina Jolie [watching Michael Douglas pulling his pants down]: "What the hell....!" Michael Douglas: "There! Ooooh yeah!!" Kingz [seeing the hot doughy white ass once more]: .......
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KODE: (To Jenniffer Connelly) I find you very attractive. Your assertiveness tells me that you feel the same way about me. But ritual remains that we must do a series of platonic actions before we can have intercourse. But all I really want to do is have sex with you as soon as possible... Are you going to slap me now?
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04-10-2004, 09:21 PM | #48 |
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[Jennifer slaps Kode with much disdain]
Kode: "No! Darling, don't do this to me." [spots Kingz fainted on the floor again] "Dammit, we lost the chorus again! Somebody call the cops and have that doughy white ass arrested!" Michael Douglas: "MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Soon the entire world will see my hot doughy white ass!" Angelina Jolie [noticing Catherine Zeta-Jones]: "Ooh, and I know you. You were sooo hot in Traffic. Come here, baby, and give us a kiss." Moron Lite: "Hey, leave my woman alone." Catherine Zeta-Jones: "Your woman? Ha!" [sidles up to Angelina Jolie] Kode: "We need more smelling salts! Angelina, how 'bout it?" Kingz: Trep [from inside closet]: "Will someone please let me out? I'm suffocating in here!" Jennifer Connolly [noticing the closet]: "Mmmm, Angie, you ever done it in a tight confined space?" Angelina Jolie: Catherine Zeta-Jones: [Angelina Jolie grabs Jennifer Connolly and Catherine Zeta-Jones and runs into the closet with them, permanently jamming the door. Kode and Moron Lite begin banging on the door] Trep: "What the....HEY! Who are you people?" Jennifer Connolly: "Oh GAWD! A petite Asian guy with a shaved head! Unh ooooh, let's put him to good use!" Trep: "What? Get your hands off me! I don't like girls! HEEELP!! Let me out!" Kode, Moron Lite: "Let me in!" Trep: "Let me out!" Kode, Moron Lite: "Let me in!" Angelina Jolie: "Unh! Unh! Wow, this guy's loud. Catherine, cover his mouth." Trep: "Grggggrrlphhh!!!" Kingz: [enter J.C.: "Canadian mountie here. Someone called in a complaint. What's going on?" Kode: "Oh god." J.C.: "Well, heheh, that was another time and place. Anyway, who's this joker passed out on the floor? What's that noise?" Michael Douglas: "MUUUAHAHAHAHAHA!" J.C.: "Who the hell is that?" Kode: "Michael Douglas. Don't look at him for too long." Michael Douglas [rubbing his hands]: "Soon the entire world will fall to my hot doughy white!" J.C.: "Hot doughy white? What is this guy, a baker?" Moron Lite: "Yeah. His specialty is moon pies." Trep [from inside closet]: "HEEEELP!! Someone get me the hell outta here!" J.C.: "That....that voice. It's marvelous. Like a.....an angel in distress. Where is that voice coming from?" [Moron Lite and Kode both point to the closet] J.C.: "I must open that door, that I may discover who possesses such a marvelous voice." Moron Lite: "Good luck. Those three skanks locked it pretty good." Kingz: [J.C. goes over to the closet door and waves his hands. It starts raining manna.] J.C.: "Heheh, you must forgive me. It's been awhile since Mel trained me." [waves his hands again. The door starts spouting wine.] Kode [eating some manna]: "While you're at it, could you make it rain ham and pickles too?" Moron Lite [sipping the wine]: "Hmmm. Good vintage." [J.C. waves his hands one more time. The closet door vanishes miraculously, and Jennifer, Angelina, and Catherine all tumble out half naked. Trep, with trepidation, slowly comes out.] Trep: "Finally. Thank you." J.C. [gazing at the Trep]: Trep: "....what?" J.C.:
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04-10-2004, 09:38 PM | #49 |
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Then Uma Thurman and Ralph Fiennes, the avengers, enter the room.
Ralph walks up to J.C. *and we know what happens* J.C. can't match that... KODE walks up to Uma KODE: Hey, isn't that dress a little tight... UMA: Aren't you a little short... KODE: WHAT! You're the one who's tall!! UMA: Okay, stand on a stool then... |
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[Kode steps up on Kingz's unconscious body. Uma grabs him and delivers a devastating French kiss]
Kode: "MMMGGRRPPPPHHLLL!" Uma: "Mmmmm..." Michael Douglas: "That's nowhere near as deadly as my hot doughy white ass!" [Moron Lite sees Jennifer Connolly, Angelina Jolie, and Catherine Zeta-Jones on the floor, half naked, and lying in a pool of wine] Moron Lite:
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04-10-2004, 10:44 PM | #51 |
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Moron Lite: Holy mother of...er, I mean, ah... <head explodes>
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04-11-2004, 12:28 AM | #52 |
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Uh... awesome obstacle courses?
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04-11-2004, 06:55 AM | #53 |
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Oh my God!!
IT'S SGT. LOUIS GOSSET JR.!! GOSSET: RUN THE OBSTACLE, YA MAGGOTS! KODE: Woe is us. GOSSET: Trep! What you slackin' off fer! Get down and gimme one hundred! |
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Now I'm really crying. Thanks a LOT! This thread has severely disturbed my mental balance. And I just got over the ignore list complex and doppelganger rex and everybody hating me and whatnot!
MY REVENGE SHALL BE HORRIBLE.
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Uma, Catherine, Angelina, and Jennifer [upon seeing deadworm walk in]: "OOOOOOOOOOH!!!! WHO IS THAT?!!!!" [start going after him] deadworm: "WTF! Get away from me! Girls, too many of -- AAAAARRRGHHH!" J.C. [at the Trep]: Trep: "Will you stop staring at me?" J.C.: Trep: "Aw, christ." J.C.: "Yes, my sweet? My love, my - " Trep [confused]: "My god!" J.C.: "You know my name so intimately! I could just whisk you away to heaven!" Michael Douglas: "You all have NO idea how my hot doughy white ass will soon rule you all! MUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Kingz:
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AFGNCAAP [shakes his head in disgust at such a perverse scene, hides the deep and fascinating essay 'Terrorists vs. Zombie Pirates. What makes a Great Villain?' into his pocket and walks away]
[glancing at half-naked Catherine not more than seven or eight times]
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Michael Douglas [pointing at AFGNCAAP]: "Hey you! Look at this!" [turns around and drops his pants]
AFGNCAAP: ".....!!!" Kode: "Is there smelling salts in the house?!!!" Kingz:
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[AFGN's avatar eats Trep's avatar in revenge ]
Michael Douglas [notices a slip of paper in unconscious AFGNCAAP's pocket, takes it and reads aloud]: "Very often, what makes a particular story effective is not just the villain as such, but the unique/complex relationship they have with the hero. Examples abound, with Star Wars, Unbreakable or Harry Potter series to mention just a few. Ha, he didn't even wrote about Basic Instinct. Now that was a true piece of art. I actually applied for the Sharon's part at first..."
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Angelina Jolie [shoving Michael Douglas aside]: "Excuse me!" [administers smelling salt to AFGNCAAP, who wakes up with a shudder]
AFGNCAAP: "BRRRRRR!!! Whoah! What the hell!" Angelina Jolie:"Good, he's awake. Jennifer! Catherine! Grab the nasty AG member and tie him up. We'll have great fun yet!" [Jennifer Connolly and Catherine Zeta-Jones lunge at AFGNCAAP as he gets up] AFGNCAAP: "Hey!!" [before he realizes it he's strapped down to a chair] Angelina Jolie: "Uma, will you do the honour?" Uma Thurman: "My pleasure." [kneels down and takes off AFGNCAAP's shoes] AFGNCAAP: "What the hell are you doing? This wasn't part of my fantasy." [Uma produces a bright pink feather and gives AFGNCAAP an evil grin] AFGNCAAP: "NOOOOOOO!!!" Uma Thurman: Michael Douglas: "HA!!!! That feather is nowhere as powerful as my hot doughy white ass!" [Uma uses the feather on AFGNCAAP's foot] AFGNCAAP: .... .... !!!
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[Trep, avatarless, falls into non-existence]
Voice from the Above: Now great, where will I find a news updater as good as him? You, on the chair, would you like the job? AFGNCAAP [still laughing]: Hahahahaha.....Mnmngnmgn.....Bwahahaha....AHAHAHAH AHAHA Voice from the Above: You dare to make fun of AG editor? DAMN YOU! [strikes a lightning bolt, that, accidentally, hits Kode]
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