Dichotomous Professions

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 02-05-2008, 09:02 PM

No, not oxymorons, like military intelligence, but people that seem to be dichotomous positions. Here's a few:

Obese medical professionals.
Natural food store employees in the smoking area out back.
Police officers with a history of domestic violence.

More?

*stepurhan* · 02-06-2008, 05:50 AM

Accountants can be very bad at keeping their own finances in order.

After dealing with other peoples' all day you just can't be bothered with your own.

Squinky · 02-06-2008, 11:05 AM

Emotional programmers?

Catbert · 02-07-2008, 07:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRm5WcjOikQ

Ninja Dodo · 02-09-2008, 03:56 PM

How about animators who should move about more?

beat!the!champ! · 02-10-2008, 01:16 AM

unfunny comedians
unemployed workaholics or busybodies that rarely have a spare moment
deli meat slicers that are vegetarian (I've known 2 of these)
jugglers who can't multitask

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 02-10-2008, 07:54 PM

Pedophile Priests.

ShadeJackrabbit · 02-10-2008, 08:12 PM

Sheep farmer allergic to wool.

Lady Kestrel · 02-10-2008, 08:22 PM

speech therapists who lisp or stutter
teachers who don't read

Jatsie · 02-11-2008, 08:11 AM

Gynaecologists with a shellfish allergy.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 02-11-2008, 09:19 PM

Lip-synching musicians!

Merricat · 02-12-2008, 02:29 PM

Misanthropes who want to entertain people--generally known as comedians, but this can include other professions, as well.

02-05-2008, 09:02 PM	#1
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	Dichotomous Professions No, not oxymorons, like military intelligence, but people that seem to be dichotomous positions. Here's a few: Obese medical professionals. Natural food store employees in the smoking area out back. Police officers with a history of domestic violence. More? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ People don't wear enough hats.

02-06-2008, 05:50 AM	#2
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	Accountants can be very bad at keeping their own finances in order. After dealing with other peoples' all day you just can't be bothered with your own. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

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Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Emotional programmers? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

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02-11-2008, 09:19 PM	#11
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	Lip-synching musicians! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ People don't wear enough hats.

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