The Merry Christmas Thread - Page 2

Hammerite · 12-22-2006, 07:32 AM

Igor · 12-22-2006, 07:32 AM

Have a depressing holidays and a happy new year

rlpw · 12-22-2006, 09:15 AM

I wanna cover everyone so......

colpet · 12-22-2006, 09:45 AM

Merry Christmas to everyone

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Hope you have a fun, safe holiday jelena.
Jo

saucyminx · 12-22-2006, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlpw

I wanna cover everyone so......

LOL

Giligan · 12-22-2006, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlpw

I wanna cover everyone so......

Lawl.

Dasilva · 12-22-2006, 11:15 AM

Crappy Christmas everyone!

Someone had to say it.

Gordon Bennett · 12-22-2006, 11:33 AM

rlpw · 12-22-2006, 05:57 PM

A Holiday Wish
written by Steve Martin, performed on Saturday Night Live (1991)

Steve Martin: If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

Erwin_Br · 12-22-2006, 05:59 PM

--Erwin

Lee in Limbo · 12-23-2006, 01:07 PM

This is an older card, because the new card is late:

Squinky · 12-23-2006, 01:10 PM

Those eyes! And those pointy teeth!

Dasilva · 12-23-2006, 01:11 PM

M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S !

Tanukitsune · 12-23-2006, 01:19 PM

Pretty Pixel Presents!

Happy Holidays!

Jazhara7 · 12-23-2006, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gordon Bennett

<--- My avatar and I second that!

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Lee in Limbo · 12-23-2006, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

Those eyes! And those pointy teeth!

Well, Zoe's eyes are meant to be electronic, although these days they look more like alien camera lens apertures than fuzzy purple svga screens. And those teeth aren't pointy... they're just inked a little too strongly. *sigh*

Anyway, Season's Greetings to you

*hugs*

Less Than Three.

Squinky · 12-23-2006, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

And those teeth aren't pointy... they're just inked a little too strongly. *sigh*

That's what she wants you to think. *eyes dart from side to side, shiftily*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

Anyway, Season's Greetings to you

*hugs*

Less Than Three.

*hugs* More Than Four.

Tobbe · 12-23-2006, 11:02 PM

Merry Christmas to all of you forumites!! Hope you´ll have an fantastic day, and enjoy the company and the good food!

Hammerite · 12-24-2006, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dasilva

M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S !

QUTE!!

and

m e r r y

ch ri st ma s

saucyminx · 12-24-2006, 04:08 AM

And another one from me

12-22-2006, 07:32 AM	#21
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12-22-2006, 07:32 AM	#22
Igor Jumping peanut on a stick Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 364	Have a depressing holidays and a happy new year Share Share this post on Twitter Last edited by Igor; 12-22-2006 at 08:50 AM.

12-22-2006, 09:15 AM	#23
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12-22-2006, 09:45 AM	#24
colpet Easily amused Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,091	Merry Christmas to everyone . Hope you have a fun, safe holiday jelena. Jo Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Occasionally visiting Uru Live (KI 00637228).

12-22-2006, 11:15 AM	#27
Dasilva Hitch-Hiker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Mediterranean Sea Posts: 4,364	Crappy Christmas everyone! Someone had to say it. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Regards, DaSilva "If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is." - Angelina Jolie _ <Susan falls through the floor and gets stuck> <Paco looks at her blankly> "Whats wrong with you?! Lassy would of had a firetruck here by now!" - Susan Mayer, Desperate Housewives

12-22-2006, 11:33 AM	#28
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12-22-2006, 05:57 PM	#29
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	A Holiday Wish written by Steve Martin, performed on Saturday Night Live (1991) Steve Martin: If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

12-22-2006, 05:59 PM	#30
Erwin_Br Under pressure. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Apeldoorn, The Netherlands Posts: 3,773	--Erwin Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ > Learn more about my forthcoming point & click adventure: Bad Timing! > Or... Visit Adventure Developers: Everything about developing adventure games.

12-23-2006, 01:07 PM	#31
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	This is an older card, because the new card is late: Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

12-23-2006, 01:10 PM	#32
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Those eyes! And those pointy teeth! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

12-23-2006, 01:11 PM	#33
Dasilva Hitch-Hiker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Mediterranean Sea Posts: 4,364	M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S ! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Regards, DaSilva "If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is." - Angelina Jolie _ <Susan falls through the floor and gets stuck> <Paco looks at her blankly> "Whats wrong with you?! Lassy would of had a firetruck here by now!" - Susan Mayer, Desperate Housewives

12-23-2006, 01:19 PM	#34
Tanukitsune ACK! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Spain Posts: 2,448	Pretty Pixel Presents! Happy Holidays! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Apparently I have a Devianrt Art account... And people actually like it!

12-23-2006, 11:02 PM	#38
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12-24-2006, 04:08 AM	#40
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