Ersatz Chatz

The Impostor · 11-08-2006, 02:21 PM

I hereby dedicate this thread to sex, irrelevance, flirting, unnecessary personal details, rants about nothing, inappropriate chatting and sex. If you breathe even one word that could be considered 'meaningful', you're out! And by that I mean, anything goes: meaningful, bland, stupid, annoying, sex, irrelevant, sex.

I should add that this is in no way an attempt to undermine the authority here; in fact, this should, if anything, help. Rather than alienate new users with mindless, in-joke drivel on all the threads, why not just segregate our silly little urges into one silly little thread? I don't see the harm.

If, with this, I've snatched the moderator goat, then you have my blessing to simply delete it. There was no ill will in my making this thread. I just think that if anyone wants to flirt or pseudo chat or say things they think inappropriate for other threads, they should have at least one place to do so.

Thus: anything you want to say, but, for whatever reason, think it inappropriate for the rest of this forum, say it here. Anything.

Squinky · 11-08-2006, 03:12 PM

*pokes head in*

You! Yes, you! I know you're around here somewhere! And I don't care what they say or how much they misunderstand you; I still think you're the greatest.

*scurries off*

pixie_pussycat · 11-08-2006, 03:37 PM

Hey, how you doin'?

The Impostor · 11-08-2006, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

*pokes head in*

You! Yes, you! I know you're around here somewhere! And I don't care what they say or how much they misunderstand you; I still think you're the greatest.

*scurries off*

That's the spirit!

Panthera · 11-08-2006, 04:41 PM

I kinda thought that this is what "Thread must Die" is for..

bulldog · 11-08-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Impostor

I hereby dedicate this thread to sex, irrelevance, flirting, unnecessary personal details, rants about nothing, inappropriate chatting and sex. If you breathe even one word that could be considered 'meaningful', you're out! And by that I mean, anything goes: meaningful, bland, stupid, annoying, sex, irrelevant, sex.

*barges in*

Well hello there….. Fancy meeting you here. Dude this thread sounds great( if the mods say its ok

joking guys

).

* does the happy dance*

rlpw · 11-08-2006, 05:35 PM

BBBUUURRPPPP

excuse me

pixie_pussycat · 11-08-2006, 05:36 PM

Wait, is this a pickup thread or an anything thread?

The Impostor · 11-08-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixie_pussycat

Wait, is this a pickup thread or an anything thread?

An everything thread. Or to put it another way, both.

pixie_pussycat · 11-08-2006, 05:44 PM

What's the best pickup line?

simpson_yellow · 11-08-2006, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixie_pussycat

What's the best pickup line?

rlpw's sent a little shiver up my spine.

bulldog · 11-08-2006, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixie_pussycat

What's the best pickup line?

I think the worst line I have heard yet was--- "I must be in heaven b/c the angles from above put stars in your eyes".

Looking back yes it was CORNEY (teehee)...... but to back up a little, this guy that told me this had been talking to my chest for 20 minutes before he said that about my eyes.

The color of my eyes stuck him funny too. One of my eyes is 1/2 brown and 1/2 green and the other eye is blue. (Strange- I know) but what can I say? I'm a little screwy

pixie_pussycat · 11-08-2006, 06:06 PM

You think that was corny?

"Your father was a thief! He stole the stars from the skies above and put them into your eyes!"

Squinky · 11-08-2006, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulldog

"I must be in heaven b/c the angles from above put stars in your eyes".

Those damn angles...

bulldog · 11-08-2006, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

Those damn angles...

I know if they keep putting stars in our eyes there won't be any in the sky.

* mumbles and groans* Dang Angles

Squinky · 11-08-2006, 08:00 PM

The question is, however, are these angles you speak of acute or obtuse?

Giligan · 11-08-2006, 08:11 PM

Yes! Yet another ~~foolishly silly~~ thoughtful and insightful thread!

Wait, that's against the thread's rules.

rlpw · 11-08-2006, 08:45 PM

Well how about some diverging angle threads?

Squinky · 11-08-2006, 09:04 PM

If there's one thing Chit Chat really needs, it's mathematics.

Spiwak · 11-08-2006, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthera

I kinda thought that this is what "Thread must Die" is for..

...and many many other threads already in existence.

11-08-2006, 02:21 PM	#1
The Impostor Queen Of Charlatans' Web Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ? Posts: 260	Ersatz Chatz I hereby dedicate this thread to sex, irrelevance, flirting, unnecessary personal details, rants about nothing, inappropriate chatting and sex. If you breathe even one word that could be considered 'meaningful', you're out! And by that I mean, anything goes: meaningful, bland, stupid, annoying, sex, irrelevant, sex. I should add that this is in no way an attempt to undermine the authority here; in fact, this should, if anything, help. Rather than alienate new users with mindless, in-joke drivel on all the threads, why not just segregate our silly little urges into one silly little thread? I don't see the harm. If, with this, I've snatched the moderator goat, then you have my blessing to simply delete it. There was no ill will in my making this thread. I just think that if anyone wants to flirt or pseudo chat or say things they think inappropriate for other threads, they should have at least one place to do so. Thus: anything you want to say, but, for whatever reason, think it inappropriate for the rest of this forum, say it here. Anything. Share Share this post on Twitter

11-08-2006, 03:12 PM	#2
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	pokes head in You! Yes, you! I know you're around here somewhere! And I don't care what they say or how much they misunderstand you; I still think you're the greatest. scurries off Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

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11-08-2006, 08:45 PM	#18
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