[Glenn Epic]

Okay, this is a thread where you can post about funny things you have done/written/made, etc.

For my first act I'll post 2.

1. Written:

I awoke startled. A pungent stench drifted gracefully into my nostrils singing them indefinitely and rendering them completely useless for a period of up to 3 days. However, that's completely irrelevant.

Suddenly, something struck me... a thought, nay, more than that. I wondered... What would happen if Grimace and the hamburglar battled to the death in a 3 round duel? Or even more perplexing... What about the Michelin-man and the Milkyway kid. Sure, the Michelin-man is a giant oaf that could crush his opponent in seconds, but could he resist the milky treats? The day had been already far too productive so I decided not to ruin it by partaking in so-called "work". "Sorry, I'm affraid I can't come into work today" I said, "I've got a serious case of fishburn". And that's no lie. I'd recently invested in a copy of "Assault on Precinct 13" starring Laurence Fishburn.

And now, here's more:

2. Done

It was early in the morning and a bunch of friends came over and begin hassling me whilst I was in bed, thus I locked myself in my friend Peter's room and slept on his bed (as his room has a lock). I knew his lock didn't work very well, however, what I didn't know that this time was that it was broken for good. So later that day when I tried to open the door with the 3 bolt deadlock it wouldn't open.

I spent 12 hours, from 6am one morning to 6pm, stuck in Peter's room. I tried everything but it was fruitless. Earlier in the day I woke Peter up because I was so parched. He had to get me water somehow, so because he is such a genius and so ridiculously resourceful he filled up a black (clean) garbage bag with a little bit of water and flattened it out enough to roll under the door. Pretty clever eh.. I'm just lucky I didn't need to go to the toilet! I couldn't jump out the window because Peter has great steel bars covering it.. So a prison break was out of the question.

Eventually, at about 4, some friends came round and helped call a locksmith (Keep in mind we are in China and can't really speak much Chinese)He looked at the lock and asked for a coke bottle which he cut up and tried to get under the lock. He quickly realised that nothing would get it open. So he basically kicked it open.


- Glenn the crim


- Locky the locksmith and co.


- Released

And there you have it. Now, your turn...

[Squinky]

*points vigourously at signature*

I'll make a list of funny things I've done sometime in the near future.