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Not A Speck Of Cereal · 03-11-2007, 07:26 PM

There's a Quentin Tarantino scene in there somewhere.

"You what?"

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-19-2007, 03:51 PM

There's a Body in My Row | National Public Radio

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Morning Edition, March 19, 2007 · The Times of London says that when a passenger died in coach on a flight from India to London, the crew put the body in the first-class section. First-class passenger Paul Trinder woke from a nap to discover the dead person in his row. British Airways says it's sorry, but Trinder claims the airline first told him to "get over it."

Talk about dying to upgrade.

rlpw · 03-20-2007, 08:25 AM

Animal Rights Group says Kill The Bear

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-20-2007, 11:33 AM

Michigan County Falls Victim to Nigerian Scam | National Public Radio

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Day to Day, March 20, 2007 · A Michigan county treasurer has been charged with embezzling money and sending it to a Nigerian e-mail scammer. The county is missing as much as $2 million from an investment fund.

Amazing, the commonness of incredibly stupid retards out there.

Sage · 03-21-2007, 07:53 AM

I always miss the interesting shows:
Poland Wants Krakdown

akane_t · 03-21-2007, 08:23 AM

'Lipstick Bandit' aimed for sexcess

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007..._sexcess_.html

Is it just me or does the world just keeps getting wierder and wierder?

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 03-24-2007, 11:33 AM

A Chinese man has let his fingernails on one hand grow for 15 years.

(With photo.)

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-27-2007, 10:50 PM

"So what did that babe look like under her dress, mate?"

Smuggler Snuggles with Rapacious Reptiles | NPR

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Morning Edition, March 27, 2007 · A "strangely fat" woman was stopped at the Gaza-Egypt border and searched by a female border guard who found, under veils and robes, three 20-inch crocodiles. Their jaws were tied shut with string. The guard ran screaming, but one checkpoint official allowed: "everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body."

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 03-28-2007, 06:21 PM

Heh, is that a crock under that those robes or are you just happy to see me?

C'mon folks, there's a million jokes here!

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-28-2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Specksie

C'mon folks, there's a million jokes here!

No need to get so 'snappy' about it, mate.

rlpw · 04-01-2007, 06:13 PM

I really want to say something about a snappin... no I just can't do it.

eriq · 04-08-2007, 07:32 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17995283/

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-08-2007, 07:38 AM

Lawsuits FTW!!!!!

eriq · 04-08-2007, 07:40 AM

I want to see a photo of all the parents covering their kids eyes. hahaaha. I don't know why this is so funny to me - I just find it so hilarious.

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-08-2007, 07:43 AM

It should've been pr0n. Then the kids would be the ones trying to cover mommy and daddy's eyes.

rlpw · 04-08-2007, 08:04 AM

They wouldn't have to worry about lawsuits as much as keeping me out of the projector room.

undeaf · 04-08-2007, 01:18 PM

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Theater staffers ... gave the patrons free ticket vouchers,

Pffft, so they're "compensating" them by trying to gouge them on the snacks a second time?

lumi · 04-08-2007, 07:44 PM

World famous violinist pretends to be a street performer in DC.

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-17-2007, 09:54 PM

"Honey, I'm better than a woman, but I still
don't cook, clean, or do windows."

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat | BBC News

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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

bulldog · 04-18-2007, 05:10 AM

that is just gross.... why would someone feel the need to have relations with an animal ?

03-11-2007, 07:26 PM	#261
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03-20-2007, 08:25 AM	#263
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03-21-2007, 07:53 AM	#265
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03-21-2007, 08:23 AM	#266
akane_t Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 289	'Lipstick Bandit' aimed for sexcess http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007..._sexcess_.html Is it just me or does the world just keeps getting wierder and wierder? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Maybe we should try it...without the tape." - Akane, Ranma and Juliet

03-24-2007, 11:33 AM	#267
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	A Chinese man has let his fingernails on one hand grow for 15 years. (With photo.) Share Share this post on Twitter

03-28-2007, 06:21 PM	#269
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	Heh, is that a crock under that those robes or are you just happy to see me? C'mon folks, there's a million jokes here! Share Share this post on Twitter

04-01-2007, 06:13 PM	#271
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	I really want to say something about a snappin... no I just can't do it. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

04-08-2007, 07:32 AM	#272
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04-08-2007, 07:38 AM	#273
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04-08-2007, 07:40 AM	#274
eriq gaybrush threepwoody Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,567	I want to see a photo of all the parents covering their kids eyes. hahaaha. I don't know why this is so funny to me - I just find it so hilarious. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ eriqchangstudio.com Facebook Connect

04-08-2007, 07:43 AM	#275
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	It should've been pr0n. Then the kids would be the ones trying to cover mommy and daddy's eyes. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

04-08-2007, 08:04 AM	#276
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	They wouldn't have to worry about lawsuits as much as keeping me out of the projector room. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

04-08-2007, 07:44 PM	#278
lumi Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Washington, USA Posts: 2,120	World famous violinist pretends to be a street performer in DC. Share Share this post on Twitter

04-18-2007, 05:10 AM	#280
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