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Old 05-07-2006, 10:45 PM   #1
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If you were an Ayatollah, what would you declare a fatwa on? I'd declare it on people who eat celery with peanut butter. You?
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Old 05-08-2006, 12:40 AM   #2
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A fatwa on fatwas*

*Thanks, The Daily Show
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:00 AM   #3
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Actually, a fatwa is a decisive rule, not an outlawing of some kind. And it is declared by muslim jurists, not religious leaders.
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Old 05-09-2006, 11:22 AM   #4
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This thread idea sounded way funnier when I wrote it, after I had had two beers.
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It only took two beers to make this thread idea sound humorous?

What a wonderfully cheap date you must be.
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Old 05-09-2006, 02:12 PM   #6
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if you want cheap dates you should see the ones my dad buys from sainsbury's they're well mingin'
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Cheap tarts are they? Or did you means "dates" as in "fruit from a palm tree"?
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"Mingin'"?
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Fatwa hell is this all about?


...But seriously...whats a fatwa?
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Let's see what the Junior Woodchucks Guidebook says about Fatawa.
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Quote:
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...But seriously...whats a fatwa?
Ask Salman Rushdie.
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