The Fatwa Thread

Maquisard · 05-07-2006, 10:45 PM

If you were an Ayatollah, what would you declare a fatwa on? I'd declare it on people who eat celery with peanut butter. You?

Aj_ · 05-08-2006, 12:40 AM

A fatwa on fatwas*

*Thanks, The Daily Show

Cellardoor · 05-08-2006, 01:00 AM

Actually, a fatwa is a decisive rule, not an outlawing of some kind. And it is declared by muslim jurists, not religious leaders.

Maquisard · 05-09-2006, 11:22 AM

This thread idea sounded way funnier when I wrote it, after I had had two beers.

Sage · 05-09-2006, 01:31 PM

It only took two beers to make this thread idea sound humorous?

What a wonderfully cheap date you must be.

SCRUGAtes13 · 05-09-2006, 02:12 PM

if you want cheap dates you should see the ones my dad buys from sainsbury's they're well mingin'

Sage · 05-09-2006, 02:28 PM

Cheap tarts are they? Or did you means "dates" as in "fruit from a palm tree"?

...
"Mingin'"?

Karmillo · 05-09-2006, 05:42 PM

Fatwa hell is this all about?

...But seriously...whats a fatwa?

NcroManiac · 05-09-2006, 07:10 PM

Let's see what the Junior Woodchucks Guidebook says about Fatawa.

Huz · 05-10-2006, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karmillo

...But seriously...whats a fatwa?

05-07-2006, 10:45 PM	#1
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05-08-2006, 12:40 AM	#2
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05-08-2006, 01:00 AM	#3
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05-09-2006, 11:22 AM	#4
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	This thread idea sounded way funnier when I wrote it, after I had had two beers. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

05-09-2006, 01:31 PM	#5
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05-09-2006, 02:12 PM	#6
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05-09-2006, 02:28 PM	#7
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05-09-2006, 07:10 PM	#9
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