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Old 04-01-2006, 02:13 AM   #1
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Hello everybody!

I've been visiting this site and its forum for ages and one day I thought what the heck, I will register. And here I am. A nice opportunity to practice my english as well.

Like all of you, I'm a dedicated adventure gamer, though I can't resist playing a good RPG.

I'll see you in the forum then.
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:44 AM   #2
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Welcome to the Loony Bin!

I am her highness the Loony Empress Jazhara of the World, and I will be your host today.

"Have some canapées. *offers plate*"

We are currently in the foyer. You'll hear a lot of chit chat here. Beware the dark corners, especially if Mr. Grue is in a bad mood - We don't want to sabotage his diet, you know.

Toilets are to the right until you meet the end of the corridor, turn left and again right at the next opportunity, climb the stairs to the third floor, go through the door labelled "Bathroom", through the northern door (take care not to step into the spike-pit. I just had it cleaned.), go downwards in the Paternoster by to the second floor (it can't be reached from downstairs, you see.), make your way behind the mahogany bookshelf, into the secret passage (tap the brick that is slightly off-colour), and remove the crystal mushroom from its pedestal (better be prepared to jump aside when the blade-trap comes down). Since the secret passage should have closed while you are occupied, and there's no way to open it from that side, remove the loose grate of the Ventilation duct and climb in. Be sure always to follow the chalk signs and scratch marks, and don't leave the major ducts unless you somehow managed to get a map of the Ventilation system. Always be alert of hissing or rattling sounds (don't worry, we have enough anti-venom...given that you reach us in time, that is.). When you reach the end of the marked path, leave the vents and slip on the stairs. You'll be brought to the hospital at god speed, where you will be allowed to use the bathroom.

"Who was the architect of this palace by the way?"

I can't remember, but he seemed bloody stupid to me.

Anyway, have fun here at Adventure Gamers, and never ever mention the thing with the milk.

"I'm still washing blood out of one of my favourite pillows from that event..."

Yes, but we remember we agreed not talk about it ever again. *shivers*


*silence*



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Old 04-01-2006, 02:46 AM   #3
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Welcome Chal!
Don´t worry about Jaz. She´s looney and we love her!
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Old 04-01-2006, 11:53 AM   #4
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Yep.
*She has lucid periods as well. We all do, don't we...*

Welcome, Chal!
After a few deleted posts, you'll get the hang of the unspoken (and unspeakable) secret forum rules as well.
Your initiation has begun - level 3 clearance granted.

See ya later here or in the Troubleshooting/Troublemaking section.
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Welcome. Don't feed the loonies.
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Hello everybody!

I've been visiting this site and its forum for ages and one day I thought what the heck, I will register. And here I am. A nice opportunity to practice my english as well.

Like all of you, I'm a dedicated adventure gamer, though I can't resist playing a good RPG.

I'll see you in the forum then.
Here's your celebratory welcome cocktail:


Shirley Temple Cocktail

Oh, and the last time I checked, Jaz and Robsie both fell under the category of 'loony'. So best if you don't even think of tossing food at them.
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I prefer the term "eccentric".
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I prefer another term for you, but if I posted it I'd probably get banned.
















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Toilets are to the right until you meet the end of the corridor, turn left and again right at the next opportunity, climb the stairs to the third floor, go through the door labelled "Bathroom", through the northern door (take care not to step into the spike-pit. I just had it cleaned.), go downwards in the Paternoster by to the second floor (it can't be reached from downstairs, you see.), make your way behind the mahogany bookshelf, into the secret passage (tap the brick that is slightly off-colour), and remove the crystal mushroom from its pedestal (better be prepared to jump aside when the blade-trap comes down). Since the secret passage should have closed while you are occupied, and there's no way to open it from that side, remove the loose grate of the Ventilation duct and climb in. Be sure always to follow the chalk signs and scratch marks, and don't leave the major ducts unless you somehow managed to get a map of the Ventilation system. Always be alert of hissing or rattling sounds (don't worry, we have enough anti-venom...given that you reach us in time, that is.). When you reach the end of the marked path, leave the vents and slip on the stairs. You'll be brought to the hospital at god speed, where you will be allowed to use the bathroom.

"Who was the architect of this palace by the way?"

I can't remember, but he seemed bloody stupid to me.
that explaines why I never found that stupid toilet! Thank you so much for that nice little description, I'll just swip out for a little... *AAAH* damn it, forgot about the spike pit

Oh, and welcome to the forum!
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Old 04-02-2006, 10:53 PM   #11
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How should I pronounce your name? Is that "Tshall", or "Khahl"?
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Welcome Chal!!
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Old 04-03-2006, 08:24 AM   #13
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welcome aboard, hope your feeling good and well, ready for some action-adventure and such
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Old 04-04-2006, 02:55 AM   #14
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Thank you all for your warm welcome!

I'm glad I'm now part of this loonies team!
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Well, since you've not told me how to pronounce your name, I shall think of you as "Shale".
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Hi Chal! Welcome to the AG.com forum!
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