Funny Lara Croft Images! (warning: Contains cartoony boobies)

Dasilva · 03-26-2006, 06:40 AM

I found these on DeviantArt and thought they were funny.

Tobbe · 03-26-2006, 08:06 AM

Those are funny!

Spiwak · 03-26-2006, 08:30 AM

I don't know whether to laugh or be turned on...

saucyminx · 03-26-2006, 08:50 AM

Geez those look painful!

Panthera · 03-26-2006, 08:54 AM

I don't think she could stand upright..

Karmillo · 03-26-2006, 09:20 AM

was wondering when this would get bumped down to chit chat

SCRUGAtes13 · 03-26-2006, 11:30 AM

what's the idea?! i was promised BOOBIES, not half-arsed ones...

Erwin_Br · 03-26-2006, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiwak

I don't know whether to laugh or be turned on...

How about both?

--Erwin

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-26-2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mira

Geez those look painful!

Blame the misogynistic horny heterosexual men for that.

RLacey · 03-26-2006, 01:29 PM

I need to reset my sense of humour, evidently, for I'm failing to find those funny.

*goes off to tinker with his brain*

Panthera · 03-26-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

I need to reset my sense of humour, evidently, for I'm failing to find those funny.

*goes off to tinker with his brain*

I actually think that's really admirable, and I think many women would find that attractive, so you should leave your brain for now..

(oh, and no, I'm not hitting on you..

)

Aj_ · 03-26-2006, 04:08 PM

She's trying to crack a walnut in the first picture right?

If I were her I'd try the thighs. Women should be the first to understand the absurdity of large breasts. Perhaps it isn't the most refined way to express the humour though.

Perhaps it's just me, but huge breasts don't do a thing for me. I like fictional female icons that are realistic and proportional.

Panthera · 03-26-2006, 04:45 PM

I haven't played much Lara Croft myself but I have watched other play it, and i'm always distracted by the fact that running around doing what she does with those boobs, really looks PAINFUL (I know, I have quite big .... myself

and I'm not even fully grown..

) I don't understand why gamedevelopers make women that looks so surreal. Whats wrong with the normal female body, isn't it good enough?

Ragnar made my day when he said that he didn't want over sized females in his games.. He wanted them normal..

Jatsie · 03-26-2006, 05:00 PM

When it comes to oversized bosoms, Lara Croft doesn't have a thing on (the late) Lolo Ferrari! hehe.

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-26-2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Panthera

I don't understand why gamedevelopers make women that looks so surreal. Whats wrong with the normal female body, isn't it good enough?

D'you think the lot of them are sexually immature nerds who lack vital social skills and can't get dates, therefore they 'sub'-consciously project their puerile sexual fantasies into their work because it's all they can do?

Aj_ · 03-26-2006, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Panthera

I don't understand why gamedevelopers make women that looks so surreal. Whats wrong with the normal female body, isn't it good enough?

I'm pretty sure it's a natural predisposition and social phenomena.

Panthera · 03-26-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Aj_

I'm pretty sure it's a natural predisposition and social phenomena.

well, those figures were supposed to symbolise fertility and mother earth (at least that's what the sientists belive) and a secure place for new life.. you can't really see Lara Croft as a symbol of fertility, she's so skinny, the baby can't fit.. They kept the big boobs, and forgot the big vomb, witch really is what's important, isn't it..?

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-26-2006, 06:26 PM

I seriously doubt Lara is even remotely interested in starting a family at this point in her life.

Aj_ · 03-26-2006, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Panthera

well, those figures were supposed to symbolise fertility and mother earth (at least that's what the sientists belive) and a secure place for new life.. you can't really see Lara Croft as a symbol of fertility, she's so skinny, the baby can't fit.. They kept the big boobs, and forgot the big vomb, witch really is what's important, isn't it..?

Yet it is a representation of the ideal woman, there are many similar works.

I read an article recently that suggests that the reason why the ideal woman has changed to skinny in the west is that there is rarely fear of famine in this culture.

Her athletic frame and flexible body would be ideal for giving birth. Babies develope to be able to fit through the womb, sometimes this doesn't happen, but today many mothers don't even go that route.

jjacob · 03-26-2006, 08:09 PM

I can't wait to see Lara's ass gently wiggling around with the help of HAVOK

mmmmmmm...wiggling...

Us men are sooo pathetic

03-26-2006, 06:40 AM	#1
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Panthera female animal lover Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 1,480	I haven't played much Lara Croft myself but I have watched other play it, and i'm always distracted by the fact that running around doing what she does with those boobs, really looks PAINFUL (I know, I have quite big .... myself and I'm not even fully grown.. ) I don't understand why gamedevelopers make women that looks so surreal. Whats wrong with the normal female body, isn't it good enough? Ragnar made my day when he said that he didn't want over sized females in his games.. He wanted them normal.. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Pennies are never the healthy end, risk all! The Panthera Effect If you can't beat Panthera, join Panthera.. My sporadically updated blogs: Animation enthusiast, Sci-fi enthusiast and Snark, pedantry and random geekery

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