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Old 03-26-2006, 08:09 PM   #21
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Yeah, that and she could breastfeed an army or two!
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Old 03-26-2006, 08:43 PM   #22
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Yeah, that and she could breastfeed an army or two!
Breasts aren't like water balloons, they store a layer of milk just under the surface so while a larger breast might technically hold more milk, its only a slight increase on the average breast size. Breasts make milk to support demand, the size of a woman's breast has little to do with the ammount that can be produced. If she can store more milk, her production rate drops if the demand isn't there. Empty breasts make more milk than giant full ones.
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Breasts aren't like water balloons, they store a layer of milk just under the surface so while a larger breast might technically hold more milk, its only a slight increase on the average breast size. Breasts make milk to support demand, the size of a woman's breast has little to do with the ammount that can be produced. If she can store more milk, her production rate drops if the demand isn't there. Empty breasts make more milk than giant full ones.
Hence her ability to feed an army or two
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Old 03-26-2006, 08:53 PM   #24
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Lucky army.
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Old 03-26-2006, 09:17 PM   #25
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Lucky army.
I wouldn't think so. Breast milk, especially early after childbearth is a laxative. An army that shits through the eye of a needle isn't an effective fighting force.
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That's enough, you!! No more ruining otherwise amusing little jokes. Take your scientific facts elsewhere and leave us the tits!





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Old 03-26-2006, 11:39 PM   #27
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D'you think the lot of them are sexually immature nerds who lack vital social skills and can't get dates, therefore they 'sub'-consciously project their puerile sexual fantasies into their work because it's all they can do?
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Old 03-26-2006, 11:43 PM   #28
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I know. And that's what's frustrating. They're walking erections lacking in sensitivity too often, but damn those hard-ons look inviting.
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:49 AM   #29
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Breasts aren't like water balloons, they store a layer of milk just under the surface so while a larger breast might technically hold more milk, its only a slight increase on the average breast size. Breasts make milk to support demand, the size of a woman's breast has little to do with the ammount that can be produced. If she can store more milk, her production rate drops if the demand isn't there. Empty breasts make more milk than giant full ones.
I guess I´m one of few here who actually done this (breast feeding) and among my friends who had kids at the same time as I had, the ones with big boobs stopped breastfeeding much earlier since it was really awkward to manage it. And there was a big difference in their opinion regarding the state of the boobs before and after having kids.
I´ve always been petite which I found really sad when I was a teenager. Now on the other hand, they are the same as they´ve always been. Gravity has no effect
Sorry if I´m embarrassing anyone.
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(I know, I have quite big .... myself and I'm not even fully grown.. )
Hey, what's your name....?

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When it comes to oversized bosoms, Lara Croft doesn't have a thing on (the late) Lolo Ferrari! hehe.
Dayam she was scary, I remember her back in the good ol' days of Eurotrash. She would be better for an army than Lara cos she could deflect missiles and bullets away with her huge bazongas.
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sorry, had to take it.
Don't really think you want to.. I've got big breasts because I'm chubby.. Extra kilos go everywere..

Besides, I'm taken
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Ragnar made my day when he said that he didn't want over sized females in his games..
Instead, he made them barefoot! That one screenshot of Zoe in the pose, mmm... , woo!
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You'd be surprised then.

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If all those big boobs in game characters had fat asses to accompany them, I'd be a lot happier.
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